because they'll upgrade my charges from assault to murder

rimshot

4/13/2011 1:08:38 PM

4/13/2011 1:12:51 PM

i saved jimmy buffett from getting raped in a parking lot.

How'd you do that?

I changed my mind

4/13/2011 1:14:06 PM

4/13/2011 1:18:13 PM

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"because they'll upgrade my charges from assault to murder"

Plus they'll probably play a lot of long tributes on all the radio stations.

4/13/2011 1:24:10 PM

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"i saved jimmy buffett from getting raped in a parking lot. How'd you do that? I changed my mind"

ha

4/13/2011 1:33:17 PM

^ i liked that one better, too

4/13/2011 1:34:46 PM

not surprising. im better than walkmanfades at everything

4/13/2011 1:42:02 PM

i agree

4/13/2011 2:47:28 PM

Jimmy Buffet almost drowned when he fell off of his boat.

Then I untied him from the anchor.

4/13/2011 3:46:41 PM

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"Then I untied him from the anchor. "

4/13/2011 3:55:34 PM

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"Jimmy Buffet dies and goes to heaven-----when he gets there, St. Peter is waiting at the gate.."Hello Jimmy, we have the perfect place for you in heaven" Peter takes Jimmy down to a beachfront house...it's beautiful.it has hammocks swinging from the trees, lots of girls in bikini's --- margaritas flow free. Jimmy says..."this is nice" but he notices a huge house on the hill overlooking the entire ocean..........there are tiedyes everywhere around the house on the hill.....Grateful Dead music can be heard, hippy girls are topless and dancing everywhere. Jimmy is a little pissed off...He says to Peter...."Nothing for nothing...but why does Jerry Garcia get the nice big house on the hill?" Peter laughs and says..."Jimmy, that's not Jerry's house, that's God's house!""

4/13/2011 3:58:21 PM

bttt

5/7/2016 1:55:55 AM

OneCrazySummr is still better than you at everything

5/7/2016 2:00:24 AM

hey TT

how you been man?

I could use a friend

5/7/2016 2:07:19 AM

jimmy buffett and his music are fine

5/7/2016 7:54:47 AM

yeah he has a bunch of great songs. Ditch Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradise, and there are plenty of good songs.

5/7/2016 10:11:08 AM