There are no 72 virginsIt says nothing about killing infidels (although permission is given once).And it emphasizes a reverence for nature unmatched in Christianityhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7yaDlZfqrcThis is the most fantastic run through of what is real and what is fiction I've ever seen on the subject.From its summary:
12/6/2010 1:03:30 AM
Why do you hate America?
12/6/2010 1:13:40 AM
^ Damn. I came in here to post that.
12/6/2010 1:20:21 AM
I thought the part about it being from Seattle would be my undoing here, all them elitist communist hippie terrorists
12/6/2010 1:23:30 AM
I'd like to see a. j. jacobs do "the year of living qur'anically."EH?
12/6/2010 1:32:11 AM
I actually tried to buy a Koran earlier today, but for some reason Borders didn't have one. I could have acquired several variants on the Bhagavad Vita if I'd wanted to, though. One would think that with the current relevance of Islam this would not be the case, but no such luck.I'm given to understand that it can be read online, I suppose I'll have to do that.
12/6/2010 2:03:24 AM
Good to know the qur'an is so awesomeNow if we can just get the radical muslims to actually read it, because there's obviously been a ClassicMixup somewhere.
12/6/2010 2:18:24 AM
Blah blah blah, you could say the same thing about the Bible, the US Constitution, and (if you can make the tiniest stretch to the social darwinists who helped bring about modern racism) The Origin of Species.
12/6/2010 2:23:20 AM
^^ GG ^^^ You can buy one from Amazon. There are several famous English translations. However, perhaps the best thing is to study it online, and for that purpose, this is the best site as it gives translations by 3 of the most famous ones:http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/quran/For example, Chapter 4 (Women), Verse 34, one of the most controversial ever:
12/6/2010 2:32:13 AM
Is there a place to find one without all the parentheticals, or are those just an inevitability of translation?[Edited on December 6, 2010 at 3:00 AM. Reason : Also it occurs to me now that it's the "Bhagavad Gita," for which I apologize to Hindu friends.]
12/6/2010 2:46:56 AM
Those are implied meanings, according to the translator, but not literally spelled out in the original Arabic.So, take them with a grain of salt (the words in the parenthesis).
12/6/2010 4:07:51 AM
You want the most literal one, go with Shakir's.The problem with Arabic is that a lot of Arabic words have multiple meanings, usually the meanings are related, but sometimes they are not. I guess this is found in any language, but from what I have been told, it is a bigger issue with Arabic.So, a literal translation into English might not convey the nuance or the implied meaning a lot of the times, and sometimes not the same meaning at all. To know what meaning is exactly meant or implied requires expert knowledge of Classical Arabic AND a study of the sayings and actions of the Prophet (called as 'Hadith'). The Prophet explained the meanings of all the verses in simpler language verbally and by his actions. The Qur'an is only a few hundred pages (original or translation), but a full exposition explaining each and every verse by giving examples of the Prophet's speech and actions typically takes up 8-10 volumes, with each one several hundred pages long. You can also buy one of those, if you wish.
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Not counting the hundreds of passages regarding the horrible doom non-believers will suffer in the afterlife....
12/6/2010 9:04:32 AM
Grumpy: I can't believe Borders didn't have a Koran. The one I worked at sold at least a dozen translations. I own the M.A.S. Abdel Haleem translation. You can also check out this site: http://www.islamawakened.com/Quran/. It lets you compare a whole rack of translation for each verse. This is especially useful when people tell you, "oh, that's just a bad translation." I've yet to see a verse that was significantly different depending on the translation. The Koran, I have to say, is one of the worst books you'll ever read. And I'm not even talking about the rank superstition and violence that is found on absolutely every page. I mean that it, quite unlike the King James translation of the Old and New Testaments, lacks a single shred of eloquence or literary merit. The Koran was assembled by largely illiterate desert herdsmen, and it shows.An example (Mohammad is told to say this to unbelievers): "People, worship your Lord, who created you and those before you, so that you may be mindful [of Him] who spread out the earth for you and built the sky; who sent water down from it and with that water produced things for your sustenance. Do not, knowing this, set up rivals to God. If you have doubts about the revelation We have sent down to Our servant, then produce a single sura like it- enlist whatever supporters you have other than God- if you truly [think you can]. If you cannot do this- and you never will- then beware of the Fire prepared for the disbelievers, whose fuel is men and stones." 2:21-24 (Haleem)Again, this is basically the same no matter which translation you read. But it's not any one word that makes it horrible; it's the unambiguously (I would say laughably) authoritarian argument it presents you with - an argument that basically assumes you're a frightened peasant looking for someone to cower to (as indeed almost all early Muslims were). And it goes on like this from cover to cover. I realize there are plenty of passages like this in the Jewish and Christian texts (indeed, the Koran's mythological basis is almost entirely dependent on them), but unlike those texts, the Koran never once deviates into anything remotely poetic, introspective, or even thought provoking.[Edited on December 6, 2010 at 9:41 AM. Reason : ]
12/6/2010 9:27:10 AM
Any holy book has a number of levels to break through for anyone who has any intention of validly applying it to their own lives.First, there's the translation level where any given verse should have many valid wordingsThen, there's the cultural levelFinally, there's going beyond the stories and identifying the actual will of God in a greater context than than the book.Lesley Hazleton does something that Christian priests do in my experience - that is to interpret a higher intention of the God speaking in the holy book within the cultural environment of the book, and THEN reduce it to the "take-away" that can be applied to the changing world we live in.The ultimate take-away from the Qur'an in the video is - The rightful image of heaven comes from the divinity of nature - Allah is pacifist and forgiveness is supremeWe know there are many ways to interpret a holy book. But how SHOULD we be interpreting them? Using a generous interpretation to support militant aims is spitting on God. Really.Aside from the fact that militant religious leaders are sad human beings in the first place, they are terrible Christians/Muslims/etc.
12/6/2010 10:59:08 AM
If God didn't want militant followers then he should have written some less militant holy books.
12/6/2010 11:05:24 AM
^^can you address only the verses that I cited in my post above and let me know how I should interpret them to conclude:
12/6/2010 11:12:33 AM
People ITT who think that what is written in holy books actually corresponds with what and why people believe
12/6/2010 11:47:42 AM
In the real world people fly planes into buildings and then use the Quran to justify it. Women are treated like shit based off the writings of primitive herdsmen.Trivialize that if you wish. I wouldn't care even if there are billions of moderate Muslims that treat women fairly and don't want to kill anyone else, claiming that the Quaran isn't full of hate and instructions to kill non-believers is at best intellectual dishonesty. In reality it's apologetics because rational people know the shit in these books is evil but they must make excuses for their god and religion (by which I'm referring both the Muslims and Christians, btw).[Edited on December 6, 2010 at 12:47 PM. Reason : .]
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12/6/2010 2:49:21 PM
There are whole books of poems and songs in the bible.
12/6/2010 3:05:24 PM
Damn. I feel bad for all of those people who've devoted their lives to studying the Qur'an and not realizing that they could have just watched a 10 minute youtube video and achieved total enlightenment.
12/6/2010 3:20:38 PM
i mean a 10 minute summary of the bible would be: dont kill people, be nice to your neighbors, charity to the poor is the best thing you can do. obviously that has nothing to do with practiced christianity.the shit in the op is some hurf durf psuedo intellectual wanking.
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I love it.When it's not interpreted your way, it's a misinterpretation. The Gospels may be about what Jesus taught but the rest of it (the OT and everything else in the NT) are far, far from it. Even some of Jesus' teachings in the Gospels are vile (love me more than your family, cut your eyes out if you would think lustfully, the concept of redemption, etc).As usual, "interpretation" of your holy book means cherry picking and declaring a priori certain things to be allegorical and certain things literal. Enjoy.[Edited on December 7, 2010 at 1:02 PM. Reason : .]
12/7/2010 1:01:02 PM
That's what "interpretation" means in pretty much any context, innit?What thing is a figure of speech? What thing is metaphorical? What thing is literal? What is relevant?And when it's not interpreted my way of course I think it's a misinterpretation. This applies to pretty much everything. If someone handed both of us identical sets of empirical, religion-free scientific data and we arrived at different, mutually-exclusive conclusions from the same, then it stands to reason that we'd each think the other was misinterpreting it."But at least then one could be proven right!" I guess in theory. Just the other day I remember sitting and staring, flabbergasted, at two journal articles in which two respected scholars had drawn opposite conclusions from the same (fairly simple) set of data. They both had pretty good cases as far as I could tell.
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12/7/2010 5:00:56 PM
Yeah, I was really confused about the redemption bit. "He's telling people that if they're truly sorry we won't punish them forever? What an ASSHOLE!!!"
12/7/2010 6:03:21 PM
It occurs to me that if I ever become famous, history would never remember me for a message that message is in the slightest bit complicated or non-obvious.The message of every messiah in common consciousness is so thoroughly obfuscated that it seems any celebrity should simply give up standing for anything.Mohandas Gandhi at least seemed to get a message of "nonviolence" remembered, as did many other figures in well-recorded history. In conversation I still find haughty individuals eager to express that he beat his wife, which is quite possibly correct, but doesn't particularly change the message IMO.If one intends to make the case that Jesus's message as promoted by modern followers today is often vile, unaccepting, or sometimes inciting of violence, then fine. But those modern followers are wrong - get over it. Personally, I think that "Christians" should have a greater obligation to the fundamental teachings of Christ, versus any kind of interpretation of the bible, which is to some degree inherited from Jesus himself since there was a form of endorsement given, although a reversion of some parts did occur. To me, it would make sense that if a messiah endorsed some parts of the Old Testament and rejected other parts of it, then a practitioner of Christianity would have bought themselves into a form of selective reading from the outset with the key litmus test for the holy book, along with all of life, would be a correspondence with the most important parts of the messiah's word.But hey, it's all totally subjective and based on interpretation, right? This is a extremely common mantra, but its application should be greatly limited by reason. Reason and faith are not mortal enemies.Anyway, the thoughts I just expressed go beyond a first-level analysis so I'm confident this post will be irrelevant.-------If one really exercises perspective, they should be SURPRISED to find that Buddha, Jesus, and Mohammad were as nonviolent as they were (Abraham not so much so). If I think about the people today who think God is talking directly to them, there is a great propensity to violence in this sample set.In fact, I would go so far as to claim that there is some form of innate goodness in people. What is my evidence? Look at the messiahs. History had its choice of violent characters, but by some form of democratic action - voting through story telling - the nonviolent actors were preferentially selected out.I am not apologetic in the slightest of the great propensity TOWARD violence of religion after hitting a critical mass of followers and power. But that is human nature of a different sort. I argue that selection of the messiahs shows the better side of the human spirit.[Edited on December 7, 2010 at 6:34 PM. Reason : ]
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12/8/2010 3:53:30 AM
give it up. Islam is a hateful, violent, and dumb religion. I don't care what you think its teachings are; what matters is how the people of the religion act... and they act like hateful, violent, and stupid Neanderthals. Christianity went through a similar phase a long time ago. Thus I don't care for either, or any, religion.
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^bingo.
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12/9/2010 9:15:06 AM
Ah. A case of missing the forest for the trees -- I figured it was yet another obscure reference to some minor historical incident now being used to condemn Christianity.I still don't understand what the hell is so wrong with it. Voluntary self-sacrifice for the good of others is vile and reprehensible?
12/9/2010 1:01:52 PM
Yes, I think human sacrifice is a pretty barbaric - not to mention abjectly superstitious - concept. What does it say about a god who requires this, of his son no less, in order to forgive those whom he created in the first place? Couldn't an all-knowing, all-powerful god have come up with something more creative than a long established ritual practiced by every bewildered, bloodthirsty tribe on the planet?And in what sense is it moral for Jesus to act as if he has the right, let alone the ability, to facilitate the forgiveness of all humanity's sins? If I transgress against you, is it not your forgiveness I should be seeking? By what right does Jesus say he can forgive me in your place? And if that right comes from God (who, let's not forget, is also Jesus), what does that say about God's morality, other than that it seems to be lacking any sense of justice?[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 1:26 PM. Reason : ]
12/9/2010 1:16:22 PM
You sort of answer your own questions.If we operate within the framework of Christianity then Jesus is God. God didn't require someone else to be sacrificed, he sacrificed himself. Voluntary self-sacrifice for the good of others is not repugnant.
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most christians would argue that christianity is about providing a pathway to salvation, and while it certainly sets out certain morals to uphold it is not the reason for its existence.
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