Hey, I play bass and I'm looking for a band to join. I mainly listen to rock and metal but I'd play punk, jazz, or ska easily. If you are interested, send me a private message.

12/2/2010 9:16:31 PM

i support your efforts

12/3/2010 9:12:33 AM

BRUTAL DRUMMER SEEKS BRUTAL GUITAR PLAYER (downtown raleigh)

Date: 2010-08-05, 2:13AM EDT
Reply to: comm-fjbum-1881670038@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

BRUTAL IS WHAT I WANT. NO COVERS. NO TRIBUTES. NO ROCK. NO PUNK. NO CORE. NO KIDS. NO WEEKEND WARRIORS. IF THIS IS YOUR HOBBY, FUCK OFF, YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. YOU MUST LIVE THIS SHIT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY. DO NOT EMAIL ME TO CHAT ENDLESSLY ABOUT YOUR COVER BAND NEEDING A DRUMMER, FUCK YOU FOR NOT WRITING YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED MUSIC, AND FUCK YOU FOR PROFITEERING OFF OTHERS' CREATIVITY. COME ORIGINAL, COME CORRECT, OR DON'T FUCKING EMAIL ME, I'M TOO BUSY LIVING THE DREAM TO BE BOTHERED BY ANY BULLSHIT AT ALL. EQUIPMENT MUST BE FUCKING LOUD WITHOUT FEEDBACK OR BLOWN SPEAKERS, YOUR GUITAR MUST DOUBLE AS A WEAPON. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO DRIVE YOUR DRUG-ADDLED ASS OVER HERE TO DOWNTOWN RALEIGH WITH YOUR GEAR, AND BE PREPARED TO PLAY FULL ON FOR 2 HOURS OR MORE, OR, ONCE AGAIN, YOU CAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK TO THE PRACTICE SPACE, YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. I NEED TO GET AGGRESSION OUT, AT LENGTH, AND WHILE SMOKING HEAVILY. IF THAT IS A PROBLEM, FUCK OFF. ALSO, NO FUCKING BANDS WITH A HOLE TO FILL. ONCE I FIND THE BRUTAL AS FUCK MOTHERFUCKING GUITAR PLAYER I LIKE, WE WILL FUCKING GO FROM FUCKING THERE...YOUR FIRST EMAIL NEEDS TO INCLUDE MORE THAN 'HEY I'M FUCKING BRUTAL, TOO, CALL ME'. YOU MUST HAVE MP3S, YOUTUBES, OR SOMETHING SIMILAR AVAILABLE FOR ME TO JUDGE BY, AND DON'T THINK SOME FOOTAGE FROM 10 YEARS AGO WILL CUT IT EITHER GRANDPA, RECENT, AND GOOD QUALITY. I MAY CURSE A LOT BUT THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING DIGITAL AGE AND IF YOU CAN'T PROVIDE SAMPLES, DON'T FUCKING EMAIL ME. IF YOU ARE JUST COMMENTING HOW YOU 'LOVE MY AD' DON'T FUCKING EMAIL ME, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK, I NEED BRUTAL, MOTHERFUCKERS. DO NOT DISAPPOINT.

Location: downtown raleigh
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PostingID: 1881670038

12/4/2010 11:45:10 AM

Damn. Maybe I should advertise like that...

12/7/2010 11:10:30 AM

I'm a drummer. If you get 4 more bassists we can cover Spinal Tap's "Big Bottomed Girls".

[Edited on December 7, 2010 at 11:27 AM. Reason : not queen]

[Edited on December 7, 2010 at 11:32 AM. Reason : I promise I won't die like all their drummers did. ]

12/7/2010 11:26:14 AM