Quote :

"On Saturday August 14th at approximately 7:40 AM, a female student living in Greek Village awoke to an unknown male touching her feet. When confronted, the suspect fled from the house slamming the door. Suspect Information: Male, dark complexion, 18-24 years of age, medium build with a buzzed hair cut, and wearing a purple shirt. Anyone with information regarding this incident should contact the University Police at 515-3000. The campus community is encouraged to be aware of their surroundings, lock their doors, and report suspicious activity to the police immediately."

lulz

8/14/2010 10:54:12 AM

hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife

8/14/2010 10:55:30 AM

dude just likes feet. come on now.

(but seriously: )

[Edited on August 14, 2010 at 10:59 AM. Reason : .]

8/14/2010 10:59:01 AM

Dark complexion??!?!

8/14/2010 11:00:21 AM

sounds like an old-fashioned case of drunken-dude-wakes-up-in-the-wrong-sorority-house-room

8/14/2010 11:00:59 AM

I just got this too.
"awoke to an unknown male touching her feet." Lulz

8/14/2010 11:05:27 AM

8/14/2010 11:27:33 AM

ttt

4/27/2013 11:12:04 PM