Post that crappy grammar you find on the internet that makes your head want to explode here.

Quote :

"becuase thats how life is sapossed to happen."

Quote :

"i noticed mold growning in that room"

Quote :

"All this has definantly thrown out any doubts ive had"

Quote :

"I was going to file for joint custidy becuase i dont want to take them away"

Quote :

"this is going to be the hardst thing i will ever have to do. i just need to be coragious."

And that's not even half the post. I had to stop reading

5/5/2010 3:36:01 AM

Your examples have more to do with spelling than grammar.

5/5/2010 3:38:18 AM

True. Crappy spelling is also allowed in this thread.

5/5/2010 3:49:16 AM

I can never figure out why so many supposedly educated people (on this website it seems to be around 25%) don't know the difference between yea and yeah.

5/5/2010 5:13:24 AM

Or perhaps they are pretending to be colonists.

5/5/2010 5:48:50 AM

^^ Oh, it's far worse than that my son.

THEY DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE". THEY CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN "THERE", "THEIR" AND "THEY'RE". YOU'RE ASKING WAY TOO MUCH WITH THIS "YEA" AND "YEAH" SHIT SON.

5/5/2010 5:57:37 AM

which one is it
from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxaEBz2lOZs

around the 25 second mark

Quote :

"i want to see it stay that way"

http://www.google.com/search?q=i+want+to+see+it+stays+that+way&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#hl=en&expIds=17259,20782,26637,26834,26992&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&q=%22i+want+to+see+it+stay+that+way%22&cp=1&pf=p&sclient=psy&client=firefox-a&hs=X9Q&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=9a951961ff9ba31d

or

Quote :

"i want to see it stays that way"

http://www.google.com/search?q=i+want+to+see+it+stays+that+way&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#sclient=psy&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&q=%22i+want+to+see+it+stays+that+way%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=9a951961ff9ba31d

10/20/2010 10:51:17 PM

sometimes politicians will deliberately use bad grammar...it endears them to uneducated folk

10/20/2010 11:27:50 PM

(conjugation of "need")+(past participle)
without "to be" in between

10/20/2010 11:34:56 PM

ITT future English teachers get mad about people who don't give a shit about there grammar on the internets.

10/20/2010 11:37:05 PM

10/20/2010 11:42:08 PM

^ those boobs could have made me do grammar good.

10/20/2010 11:44:26 PM

I heard they're 32Fs

10/20/2010 11:50:05 PM

niceeeee

10/20/2010 11:52:35 PM

FOR SELL

sale fail.

10/21/2010 1:08:41 AM

sail fail

10/21/2010 1:16:42 AM

it isn't really grammar, but people who can't get the difference between

LOSE

and

LOOSE

need to be smacked.

10/21/2010 1:25:41 AM

I made it to about page 10 before I died of boredom.

10/21/2010 4:14:36 AM

Quote :

"mabie"

Quote :

"fue"

10/21/2010 4:49:46 AM

being a lifeguard and hearing people talk about being ''drowneded''

10/21/2010 9:02:15 AM

^isn't that a word that people use just to sound funny...I mean I use that word everynow and then if I'm joking around with friends and I'm like "fuck I almost drownded!"

10/21/2010 9:07:58 AM

I really don't see why some of you people feel the need to sit around and critique each others grammar... yes, I know I am not the most eloquent speaker, and I write as I would speak on most forums- if/when you ever try to call me out on it, don't be surprised if I call you out on being a douche nozzle for having nothing better to do or contribute

10/21/2010 9:15:28 AM

Quote :

"definantly"

10/21/2010 9:34:31 AM

then/than confusion

10/21/2010 9:35:49 AM

I just can't work up any outrage over grammar.

10/21/2010 9:40:14 AM

than your probably an offender

10/21/2010 9:44:12 AM

^ starting from the bottom, I saw that post first and had to read back a few posts to make sure you were doing that on purpose haha

[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 9:47 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2010 9:46:15 AM

the only one that annoys me ever is quite instead of quiet. it litterallly drives me up the wall

10/21/2010 9:51:07 AM

iswydt

10/21/2010 9:51:38 AM

Quote :

"ITT future English teachers get mad about people who don't give a shit about there grammar on the internets."

I'm a former English teacher

10/21/2010 9:56:09 AM

AN HISTORIC and any other incorrect use of a/an

of course the your/you're & they're/their/there problems too

oh, and "he is shorter than me" & "he went to the fair with jim and i"

10/21/2010 9:59:51 AM

I am lax with my grammar at times on the internet and txts etc. More with not using apostrophes and complete sentences etc.

What irks me the most is when people write that like in professional emails or reports. If you're too lazy to proofread your report, at least get someone else to proofread it that has an inkling of how to write well.

10/21/2010 10:02:45 AM

Quote :

"AN HISTORIC and any other incorrect use of a/an"

That always annoys me a ton. I hate reading that.

10/21/2010 10:04:47 AM

I always thought that people who write "an historic" say "an istoric"

10/21/2010 10:12:13 AM

it's not grammar, per se, but i know some people who, if they don't really care one way or the other about a decision say, "It's ten of one, half dozen of the other."

10/21/2010 10:13:43 AM

a before words that begin with a breathy H sound
an before words that begin with an ou (or other vowel) sound.


[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 10:30 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2010 10:14:48 AM

How many of these threads are there now?

10/21/2010 10:17:38 AM

double negatives.



that is especially prevalent here in the south

10/21/2010 10:20:51 AM

compose/comprise

10/21/2010 10:21:03 AM

you do not conversate.

you converse.

10/21/2010 10:23:07 AM

^I conversate

10/21/2010 10:30:55 AM

Quote :

"Your examples have more to do with spelling than grammar."

haha

Quote :

"AN HISTORIC and any other incorrect use of a/an"

Me too...

From the AP Stylebook, bitches


"An historic" bugs the shit out of me, but what bugs me even more is when people say "an human..."
It absolutely enrages me when they pronounce it wrong and say "an you-men..."
Fucking retards trying to sound smart...

[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 10:38 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2010 10:37:35 AM

nuk a lurr

10/21/2010 10:39:28 AM

10/21/2010 10:41:39 AM

mabye youll find out youre pregnate

10/21/2010 11:54:06 AM

any post by gz390

10/21/2010 12:10:28 PM

Quote :

"isn't that a word that people use just to sound funny...I mean I use that word everynow and then if I'm joking around with friends and I'm like "fuck I almost drownded!""

you would think, but these people were serious (this is nc)

10/21/2010 12:22:53 PM

the ignorant folks here at work say/type "addendums"

it's ADDENDA !!!!

i've tried to explain to them that it's similar to bacterium/bacteria. they had never heard the word bacterium before.

also, heighth isn't a word. neither is weighth

[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 1:53 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2010 1:47:58 PM

Official: "Grammar that causes rage" Thread

10/21/2010 1:50:51 PM

Do you hate when people say octopi instead of octopodes

10/21/2010 1:51:33 PM