So that I can avoid embarrassing

me: "Hi how are you"
him: "Hey, I know you from TWW"
me: "Oh nos! Fail!"

moments.

3/9/2010 5:55:16 PM

please post embarassing stories or weird people you encounter.

3/9/2010 5:56:01 PM

haha





























no

3/9/2010 5:56:03 PM

a lot of fatties messaged me when i was on there

3/9/2010 5:58:58 PM

o dag




jk, im not on there

3/9/2010 5:59:56 PM

I actually don't have that many crazy okc stories. I have a couple of friends who do tho. hehehe.

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 6:00 PM. Reason : heh]

3/9/2010 6:00:13 PM

yeah i'm on there.

no crazy stories.

lots of fatties.

3/9/2010 6:01:25 PM

i have a fake account where i can lol at the fatties with which it tries to hook me up

3/9/2010 6:01:36 PM

Metricula messaged me on okc

(but she knew it was me, she just wanted to say hi)

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 6:03 PM. Reason : -]

3/9/2010 6:02:56 PM

should change the name to OKFattie

3/9/2010 6:03:16 PM

post...I met a chick and this message_topic.aspx?topic=560307 ensued

3/9/2010 6:20:54 PM

I'll take you out girl.

3/9/2010 6:29:32 PM

my sister used to work for "It's just lunch" as a matchmaker, but they closed the raleigh office.

3/9/2010 6:45:24 PM

I've met a few decent chicks on there. Only one moment but thankfully that was just coffee before I went into work so I never had to talk to her again.

3/9/2010 7:55:40 PM

I had two weird experiences with online dating. One of them I met up with this chick who wasn't anything like me. We didn't click at all, she smoked, she had a kid, she just all around wasn't my type of girl. But I had been in a bit of a drought and I thought "fuck it, I wonder how far I can get with this chick". I came to this conclusion towards the end of dinner after she had explained in no uncertain terms how she had been disappointed with herself in the past for how easy she "jumped into bed" with guys.

So, completely randomly and nearly awkwardly I was like "so you wanna come back to my place so we can extend this date late into the evening". I could tell she was really confused by the question but the girl must be some sort of a nympho because after about 3 seconds of confused contemplation her mood changed and she said sure. So, she is following me from the Southpoint area (she lived in Durham) all the way back to Holly Springs and we get about 5 minutes from my house when she calls me and says she just got a call about some emergency with her father and she has to go home. I guess 25 minutes of driving and she had enough time to talk herself out of fucking yet another guy who is only interested in her for that. We didn't go out again.


The other experience was even worse. This chick randomly contacted me and seemed reasonably cool on IM. But she would never send me pictures. She always assured me she was good looking, 5'3" 110, nice tits and ass, etc. She openly chatted about her sexual exploits, etc. This went on for over a month or more. So, again, being hard up, and against my better judgement, I ask this chick over to my place (thinking it will be safer for my ego in the event she is a cave beast than to be seen in public) and boy did I underestimate how beastly a chick in a cave could be.

She was the most awkward shaped person I've ever seen. Her tits looked like Bs on a good day. Her stomach violated the "sticks out farther than tits rule" and yet her legs were somehow skinny. She was wonky eyed as hell, like, one eye was looking at the wall when she said hello. I was mortified. I really fucked up. We chatted for about 3 minutes and I offered up one of the Saw movies I happened to have. We watched it, in near silence, and when it was over I told her it was nice to meet her but I wasn't feeling so well and needed to go lay down.

I think she tried chatting with me again and I always blew her off (feeling justified in doing this for her lying about her assets and looks).

3/9/2010 8:47:48 PM

i actually read every word of that

3/9/2010 9:09:48 PM

Oh god, I apologize.

3/9/2010 9:10:28 PM

Quote :

"one eye was looking at the wall when she said hello. I was mortified."

good use of imagery

3/9/2010 9:14:21 PM

^^ I too was entertained by your stories

3/9/2010 9:15:34 PM

This thread makes me lol though.

Quote :

"Hey everyone! Lets post stories of our experiences from a stigmatized social networking site on the message board where social outcasts hang out"

3/9/2010 9:21:00 PM

3/9/2010 9:22:27 PM

of course this makes me a social outcast as well. But that don't matter as long as I have E-boos ^

3/9/2010 9:27:31 PM

3/9/2010 9:28:01 PM

Quote :

"sylvershadow is no longer in a relationship."

3/9/2010 9:28:56 PM

Hi 2 you

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 9:30 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/9/2010 9:29:51 PM

I found her on there...

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sylvershadow

3/9/2010 9:30:33 PM

o dag

hookups ITT

3/9/2010 9:31:42 PM

AngryOldMan's story was pretty funny. He needs a thread of his own, AngryOldMan's Female Exploits, and just keep a running tally of the experiences

3/9/2010 9:36:34 PM

Quote :

"i actually read every word of that"

and

Quote :

" I too was entertained by your stories"

3/9/2010 9:45:43 PM

^^ I would read this

^^^

Quote :

"I found my bf on okcupid tww thread about okcupid"

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 9:47 PM. Reason : carets]

3/9/2010 9:46:59 PM

hehhee, yes, i'm posting from Romania. lol.

3/9/2010 10:35:39 PM

errytime sylvershadow posts i think of that one rocky horror picture show pic of her and am happy

3/9/2010 10:38:44 PM

hehehe, you should see some of my other pics. They'd make you really happy.

3/9/2010 10:56:47 PM

o rly?

PM PLZ

3/9/2010 11:04:25 PM

I am on ok cupid dot com

3/9/2010 11:27:02 PM

I don't mind it so much for casual stuff. At this juncture I certainly wouldn't rely on it for my only source of meeting datable chicks. The quizzes and questions are fairly entertaining.

3/10/2010 12:51:44 AM

met my wife on there, no joke.

3/10/2010 12:53:39 AM

OH NO SAUNDERS. DON'T DO IT!

3/10/2010 12:57:15 AM

u embarassed?

[Edited on March 10, 2010 at 1:34 AM. Reason : not u, n00b. OP.]

3/10/2010 1:30:04 AM

no?

3/10/2010 1:30:59 AM

So is this the best free dating site?

3/10/2010 1:33:20 AM

I think it's the best dating site, period. I've been on it since 2005. I went on bunches and bunches of OKCupid dates and most of them were at least neutral to fun.

I even met my boyfriend on there and now we're moving in together!
(if you missed the memo, I'm no longer dating a wolf webber. Sorry not to keep it in the family, y'all.)

3/10/2010 1:55:43 AM

3/10/2010 1:59:48 AM

Quote :

"7% Match 0% Friend"

3/10/2010 2:38:45 AM

Is the ratio of t-dubbers on dating sites largely disproportionate to the number of real life people on dating sites?? I'm going to say....yes.

3/10/2010 8:43:18 AM

SO you aer 27 and still single. Whats wrong with you?

3/10/2010 8:54:58 AM

Man, no one gets married until their 30s any more.

Except Christians.

3/10/2010 8:59:00 AM

I got married at 27.

[Edited on March 10, 2010 at 9:04 AM. Reason : And if I can do it, kids...!]

3/10/2010 9:04:24 AM

NOT

HELPING

3/10/2010 9:05:44 AM

i'm 27 and i'll be getting married before i'm 28

3/10/2010 9:05:45 AM