...that pays young men and women to fly something called a fucking Predator drone to observe and kill people on a different fucking continent.

Think about that.

Alternative post for the Green Jellÿ fans:

WHERE THERE IS NO

THERE'S NO MCDONALD'S

OBEY

THE COW

GOD

[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 1:10 PM. Reason : if you're gonna do it, do it right]

12/31/2009 1:07:47 PM

yeah but only to kill bad people

12/31/2009 1:08:35 PM

You only think Halo is a game. It's real, son. It's real.

12/31/2009 1:08:43 PM

Holy fuck I love this thread

12/31/2009 1:09:06 PM

they need to use those drones to kill some folks on this continent

12/31/2009 1:09:18 PM

they aren't real people and we waste money on way worse shit so whatever

12/31/2009 1:09:20 PM

ender's game?

12/31/2009 1:10:50 PM

Space Chicken will save us all? [Sonia reference]

I just don't get the thread, sorry frosh.

[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 1:11 PM. Reason : Big J]

12/31/2009 1:11:05 PM

they need to use those drones to kill some folks on this continent deliver my morning coffee

12/31/2009 1:11:21 PM

Holy fuck I love this thread

12/31/2009 1:12:21 PM

Well, look. When I was a kid, America was where Superman lived, okay? We were good guys. Good guys don't have things like Predator drones. That sounds like future Nazis to me. That's dudes on a moon base who want to extinguish the sun.

12/31/2009 1:12:38 PM

We live in a country where corporations were able to achieve personhood without a constitutional amendment, but where black people not only needed an amendment but also a war to push that amendment through.

12/31/2009 1:13:23 PM

Superman still lives here. i saw him at the walmart just last week

12/31/2009 1:13:34 PM

We live in a country where I get to eat fast food and masturbate indoors with air conditioning. Seems OK to me.

12/31/2009 1:15:14 PM

well, hey, let's not go all willy nilly on UAV's now

We're merely taking advantage of the playstation generation. There is a quiet comfort in the hearts of internet trolls EVERYWHERE when they consider that one day, if they are bad enough internet shit talkers, they can control DEATH MACHINES from a computer box, and kill people.

12/31/2009 1:16:39 PM

wait, is this an america is fucking awesome thread or an america is fucking awful thread?

i'm so confused

12/31/2009 1:22:57 PM

12/31/2009 1:23:50 PM

Quote :

"wait, is this an america is fucking awesome thread or an america is fucking awful thread? i'm so confused"

Maybe it's both

12/31/2009 1:24:44 PM

reminding the reader that "awesome" does not denote good or bad

merely extraordinary, awe-inspiring

12/31/2009 1:26:24 PM

We're just hitting them with the blinding power of American sunshine.

12/31/2009 1:29:25 PM

i cant wait until they let those things fly themselves

and kill autonomously

12/31/2009 1:38:33 PM

alternatively we could just leave the middle east alone and they'll kill each other autonomously.

It would be great. We'd save $$ on fuel, predators, and missiles. Brown people would still die.

12/31/2009 1:41:22 PM

it's the oil and the canal we want safe.

12/31/2009 1:44:34 PM

12/31/2009 1:46:23 PM

why's there an umlaut above the Y in jelly?

12/31/2009 1:46:49 PM

cus that's how he typed it durrrrrr

12/31/2009 1:47:38 PM

wait

we pay women???????

12/31/2009 1:48:00 PM

12/31/2009 1:48:22 PM

that was gay. not that there's anything wrong with that

12/31/2009 1:48:53 PM

green jelly did the music for this game

12/31/2009 1:50:03 PM

LISTEN, ALL YOU FOOLS

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT CARNAGE RULES?

[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 1:51 PM. Reason : shit yes they did]

12/31/2009 1:51:18 PM

didn't Green Jellÿ do that song about the 3 little pigs?

so they called RAMBO!!!

12/31/2009 1:54:13 PM

holy crap i am so excited by this thread

WELL THE THIRD LITTLE PIGGY

THE GRADE-A STUDENT

HIS DADDY WAS A ROCK STAR NAMED PIG NUGENT

12/31/2009 1:55:47 PM

that brings me back

12/31/2009 1:56:20 PM

the video was awesome. somebody embed that shit.

12/31/2009 1:57:36 PM

12/31/2009 2:14:32 PM

OBEY

THE COWWWW

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

4/21/2010 1:31:42 PM

the OP started out interestingly and ended awesomely

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 2:34 PM. Reason : whoa i already posted in this thread. at least i'm consistent]

4/21/2010 2:33:47 PM

Yes and if you don't like it then go live somewhere else.

4/21/2010 3:49:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CYwNWHZuT0

4/21/2010 3:53:36 PM

i seriously doubt green jelly was approved by the comic code. they might have submitted as like a joke or something, but it was an empty gesture

4/21/2010 4:39:49 PM

Quote :

"i cant wait until they let those things fly themselves and kill autonomously"

they'll still need some kind of network or program to control them. Like the Internet for planes.

Skynet??

4/21/2010 4:58:18 PM

Now I want to listen to this album again. I had it on cassette back in the day, it was classy. Music search begins when I am home with free time.

4/21/2010 5:06:27 PM

The shitty thing about Call of Duty is there isn't a wedding going on in the same neighborhood.

4/21/2010 5:06:49 PM

Predator drones are kind of awesome.

Reaper drones are even more awesome.

4/21/2010 5:10:47 PM

I think its pretty awesome myself

4/21/2010 5:20:20 PM

tip for the young men and women referenced in the OP:

Have a OMA class with Hardline that you can switch to when you get to 3 kills...that way the 4th will bring in your Predator instead of your 5th

4/21/2010 5:22:41 PM

Hmm, good point. I'll give it a shot

4/21/2010 5:44:38 PM

i wish Frosh had been at trivia the week I cohosted at Ruckus


because I played Three Little Pigs and like NO ONE got it

4/21/2010 5:53:28 PM

I 2nd that whole masturbating indoors thing !!

4/21/2010 6:15:05 PM