Inspired by the call girl thread.

Who would you rather have sex with? A virgin or a well-experienced older woman/man?

And why?

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11/18/2009 9:27:46 AM

why can't i have sex with a woman that's in-between?

11/18/2009 9:28:13 AM

For the sake of the thread, let's say you have to choose between the 2 extremes.

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11/18/2009 9:28:52 AM

well experienced

11/18/2009 9:29:05 AM

but virgins will love you forever


aka, booty call for life

11/18/2009 9:30:37 AM

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"but virgins will love you forever"

or they could go all psycho when you don't call them back and key your car

11/18/2009 9:31:12 AM

well-experienced

but not too much older. maybe even a little younger

11/18/2009 9:31:16 AM

there are so many variables!

the virgin may or may not laugh at my tiny penis, depending on much porn she's watched and/or how much of the "other" things she's done...she also might be a great, tight lay that doesn't bleed or cry

the "well-experienced older woman" might actually mean worn-out old hag that should have been doing her kegels instead of knitting...she could be dry and it could be like having sex with used sandpaper

DETAILS, MAN

11/18/2009 9:31:30 AM

Experienced older woman = still attractive, just down for whatever because she's done it all

11/18/2009 9:32:27 AM

Sex with Virgins is crap until you've laid considerable pipe, but once you have, that is money. Since that isn't an option here, I'll go with the older woman.

11/18/2009 9:32:46 AM

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"well-experienced older woman"

11/18/2009 9:34:20 AM

Virgin

anyone who says otherwise is no friend of mine

11/18/2009 9:37:52 AM

^ why?

11/18/2009 9:39:24 AM

i'd say virgin just so i could high-five my friends about nailing a virgin...and she'll always remember me as her first, for good or bad, while i'll just be another notch on the older woman's sagging bra strap

11/18/2009 9:39:46 AM

Its empowering to be someones first

They always remember that first cock

My cock

11/18/2009 9:40:44 AM

^ good reason

I am really curious how TWW females weigh in on this issue.

11/18/2009 9:42:45 AM

rofl at the guys who'd trade a great sexual experience for a shitty one just so they'd "be remembered"

makes me shed a single tear for your egos

11/18/2009 9:44:50 AM

^^ What issue? Virgins vs experienced guys? Or whether or not we remember our first?

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11/18/2009 9:44:57 AM

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"a great sexual experience "

assumptions.

not all "well-experienced older women" are great.

11/18/2009 9:47:31 AM

^^ Would rather have this one

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11/18/2009 9:47:36 AM

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"rofl at the guys who'd trade a great sexual experience for a shitty one just so they'd "be remembered" makes me shed a single tear for your egos"

there's no guarantee that older woman will be a great lay, but there IS a guarantee that you'll be remembered for YOUR performance if you do the virgin...you just ASSUME that experience equals quality, but that's a stupid assumption

besides, who cares? is decent sex so hard for y'all to find that you slobber over the chance for sex that doesn't suck? makes me shed a single tear for your obvious inability to get quality poon

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11/18/2009 9:47:45 AM

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"What issue? Virgins vs experienced guys?"

ahhh, I see the confusion. i edited the OP so it can be answered by both sexes

11/18/2009 9:48:51 AM

Even a virgin can tell if it's bad.

11/18/2009 9:49:06 AM

^^^^

^^^ I would imagine that most virgins are too self-conscious to be that good in bed. Part of what makes sex good is when people drop their inhibitions.

^^ I prefer a man who knows what he's doing and isn't going to freak out about being in bed with a girl.

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11/18/2009 9:50:10 AM

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here

Deflowering virgins will make you a goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus

Just like me

11/18/2009 9:50:11 AM

that's the most reaching excuse for an insult i've seen, but then again it's quagmire posting

look: if i get to choose between gingerly trying to put my dick into an uncomfortable woman (who likely has strange body issues if she's a virgin at my age) and having actual sex, I'd choose the latter.

You guys must have never fucked an actual virgin because it's not fun. at all.

11/18/2009 9:50:13 AM

no preference based on experience alone~

11/18/2009 9:50:50 AM

^^^^^ that's arguable...i mean, if she's bleeding and crying in pain, i'm sure she can tell it's bad, but unless she has a porn-inspired idea of what sex is SUPPOSED to be like, i doubt she'd "know" if it's awful or not (unless the guy is really really bad)

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"that's the most reaching excuse for an insult i've seen, but then again it's quagmire posting look: if i get to choose between gingerly trying to put my dick into an uncomfortable woman (who likely has strange body issues if she's a virgin at my age) and having actual sex, I'd choose the latter. You guys must have never fucked an actual virgin because it's not fun. at all."

glad to know your experience embodies the whole sum of experiences on the planet...why don't we all live vicariously through you so you can tell us what life is like?

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11/18/2009 9:51:13 AM

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"I would imagine that most virgins are too self-conscious to be that good in bed. Part of what makes sex good is when people drop their inhibitions."

I meant in response to

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"here IS a guarantee that you'll be remembered for YOUR performance if you do the virgin"

So yeah, you will be remembered, but that isn't necessarily good. Just because it's someone's first time doesn't mean they will think you're all that.

11/18/2009 9:51:48 AM

Coming from someone who has taken someone's virginity, I don't look back on it as a feat that I accomplished. That's a little odd if you ask me. I guess if you are into slaying bitches, then slaying a virgin would be the cherry on top, pun intended.

11/18/2009 9:52:21 AM

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"You guys must have never fucked an actual virgin because it's not fun. at all."

nope, I never have. nor do i want to.

11/18/2009 9:52:45 AM

Seems really odd that you'd treat taking someone's virginity as flippantly as getting Xbox achievements

Some of YOU PEOPLE have a really warped, fucked view of women

11/18/2009 9:53:40 AM

I've fucked 6

5 were great

One was the stereotypical bleeder, whiner, bitcher, etc.

I'll take my 83% odds any day of the week

11/18/2009 9:53:54 AM

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"and she'll always remember me as her first"

they always remember their last, too

11/18/2009 9:54:08 AM

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"Coming from someone who has taken someone's virginity, I don't look back on it as a feat that I accomplished. That's a little odd if you ask me. I guess if you are into slaying bitches, then slaying a virgin would be the cherry on top, pun intended."

i agree...but i think the responses are in the spirit of the thread...if we're talking about quality, of COURSE everyone would choose the more experienced individual because the virgin will suck in comparison...so the only value in having sex with a virgin is the nature of being his/her first (i assume we're not talking about love or anything like that, either)

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"they always remember their last, too"

maybe i don't understand the point of this thread...are you asking whether we'd want the person we spend the rest of our life with to be a virgin or not? because that's a different question than the one you first posed

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11/18/2009 9:54:19 AM

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"they always remember their last, too"

Amen

11/18/2009 9:54:59 AM

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"I've fucked 6 5 were great"

Either you have a microdick or those weren't virgins lol

11/18/2009 9:55:21 AM

^ I would agree. They probably lied. Women don't always tell the truth about their sexual history.

11/18/2009 9:55:59 AM

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"maybe i don't understand the point of this thread...are you asking whether we'd want the person we spend the rest of our life with to be a virgin or not? because that's a different question than the one you first posed"

Nah, you had it right the first time. Just about sex, not about who you want to spend the rest of your life with.

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"Women don't always tell the truth about their sexual history."

GET OUT OF TOWN!

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11/18/2009 9:56:43 AM

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"Either you have a microdick or those weren't virgins lol"

dude, he just forgot that you know everything and your experiences are ubiquitous and apply to everyone...don't you worry, i'm sure what we all mean to say is "McDanger speaks for me, too!"

granted, i'm sure Slave Famous is playing advocate just like he always does, but it truly amuses me how much you think you have to offer the rest of us poor schmucks that haven't been lucky enough to be you

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11/18/2009 9:57:17 AM

hahaha don't be such an unbelievable idiot

"Yeah uh I'm a virgin" *fucks like a porn star*

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11/18/2009 9:57:27 AM

Never said they were pros

They mainly just laid there, which is how I prefer it

I've never liked someone who took control

11/18/2009 10:00:06 AM

Slave Famous is my favorite poster ever

11/18/2009 10:00:22 AM

my left hand

11/18/2009 10:01:26 AM

I think getting a girl to let you fuck her in the ass is way more of a conquest than fucking a virgin

11/18/2009 10:20:03 AM

is this a one time deal?

cause i've had my share of experienced women, but never a true virgin...

11/18/2009 10:21:06 AM

EPIC QUESTION

A. lucyinthesky
B. begonias
C. Joie
D. ambrosia1231

11/18/2009 10:22:39 AM

nothing worng with some hand to gland combat

11/18/2009 10:23:18 AM

You always have to include a comedy answer.

11/18/2009 10:23:26 AM

a,c,b,d

11/18/2009 10:23:31 AM