He loves to watch the magic happen when I try at home.

10/26/2009 7:35:02 PM

that's why we got a second dog. so they could watch each other poop instead of me.

10/26/2009 7:36:15 PM

i would watch you poop



not really though, not that i don't think that you pooping be hot for people who are into that stuff though

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 7:38 PM. Reason : ]

10/26/2009 7:37:06 PM

my cat likes to have pet-me time when i'm on the toilet. it's amusing. *grunt* *SPLASH* *prrrrrrrrrr*

10/26/2009 7:37:26 PM

this is just karma coming around

I'm sure you stare at him when you take him for a walk, and he poops too

10/26/2009 7:38:00 PM

"excuse me human--light a match"

10/26/2009 7:38:30 PM

LOL...A+ thread

10/26/2009 7:38:33 PM

^^ hahaha

10/26/2009 7:39:00 PM

Quote :

"my cat likes to have pet-me time when i'm on the toilet. it's amusing. *grunt* *SPLASH* *prrrrrrrrrr*"

Danes do this thing where they back up to you and rest their butt on you like they're lap dogs. He backed in and did that to me once when I was on the john. I wanted to yell at him but I was laughing too hard.

Quote :

"I'm sure you stare at him when you take him for a walk, and he poops too"

I give him space while I wait with my plastic bag. I don't get in his face and ask him how the book is coming.

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 7:46 PM. Reason : too not to]

10/26/2009 7:46:00 PM

This is totally why I close the door whenever I'm at any such place that has dogs, even if I'm by myself.

Animals tend to be curious when you go and do anything at all.

10/26/2009 7:50:20 PM

Quote :

"I'm sure you stare at him when you take him for a walk, and he poops too"

haha when i have dogs or am taking care of a friends, i always look away when they poop. i feel like they deserve their dignity

10/26/2009 7:52:16 PM

^ those dogs will poop anywhere. dignity isn't a problem for them.

10/26/2009 8:05:27 PM

If I close the door he just sits outside and cries.

10/26/2009 8:05:44 PM

your dog doesn't care if you're BM'ing or not, he just wants your attention. you're a captive audience on the pot.

10/26/2009 8:07:57 PM

awww if i had a dog that looked that sweet - i wouldn't care

10/26/2009 8:08:08 PM

"mine are bigger"

10/26/2009 8:09:35 PM

^.

10/26/2009 8:10:57 PM

does he paw at you if you just sit and stare back?

10/26/2009 8:17:14 PM

They have these new things called "doors" - buy one, close it.

10/26/2009 8:32:45 PM

the TP at work is too crappy for me to feel comfortable pooping there

10/26/2009 8:57:34 PM

Quote :

"I give him space while I wait with my plastic bag. I don't get in his face and ask him how the book is coming."

i lol'd hard.

i always have to shut the door even though i live alone. don't want the funk migrating out any further than necessary

10/26/2009 9:33:23 PM

why did you have a camera at the ready?

10/26/2009 9:38:05 PM

Wo the FUCK shits with the door open? Were you in prison?

10/26/2009 9:39:51 PM

haha, A+ response

would LOL again

10/26/2009 11:00:28 PM

^^^ took it with my phone

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 11:14 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2009 11:10:54 PM

Quote :

"Wo the FUCK shits with the door open? Were you in prison?"

everyone that lives alone. it's one of the perks, son

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2009 11:13:15 PM

what kinda dog is that Mr. Joshua?

10/27/2009 12:40:25 AM

my cousin's dog can't poop with people watching. throws him off

10/27/2009 2:11:44 AM

^^ a mantle great dane

10/27/2009 8:27:11 AM

Free toilet paper and water?

10/27/2009 8:36:44 AM

it's a mini paid vacation. all the benefits of temporary relief, and none of the "omg check my e-mail" guilt.

10/27/2009 8:44:18 AM

i almost crap myself on the way in to spend the first 30 min of my day reading the paper on the jon

10/27/2009 8:45:28 AM

I prefer to call mine Crystal instead of Jon. Ironic that it's not clear when I'm finished

10/27/2009 8:46:30 AM

driving the white bus, dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, lauching a torpedo, taking the browns to the superbowl, etc., etc.

[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 8:48 AM. Reason : pinching a loaf, dropping a duece]

10/27/2009 8:47:50 AM

If you're hourly, there's nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

^ "Driving the white bus" means throwing up, not shitting.

[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : *]

10/27/2009 8:54:24 AM

fuck that, being paid to shit when you're salary is just as good. if i have to be here for 8 hrs/day, stepping away for a shit is a great chance to clear your mind and your colon.

10/27/2009 9:42:51 AM

I've played some epic games of brick breaker on the company can.

10/27/2009 4:18:34 PM

^^^

i feel that shitting is more of a driving position

10/28/2009 11:14:36 AM

Your arms are around the seat (the wheel) when throwing up.

HELLO?!?!

10/28/2009 11:19:28 AM

thats disgusting, my hands are on my knees, not hugging the toilet, and what kinda bus has a toilet seat for a steering wheel anyway?

10/28/2009 11:20:41 AM

I poop at work because I'd rather be pooping than working.

10/28/2009 11:21:52 AM

yeah it's an optimal time to take a nap

10/28/2009 12:05:24 PM

He also watches me in the shower.

10/29/2009 4:29:40 PM

do you shit in the shower too?

10/30/2009 8:15:57 AM

Usually just jerk it.

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 9:12 AM. Reason : .]

10/30/2009 9:12:39 AM

A+ thread, would LOL again.

Your dogs like, "Hey man, what's up? Oh, wow, that smells really bad. So, what are you reading? Man, I'm bored."

10/30/2009 9:18:26 AM

I secretly enjoy subjecting others to the horrible odor.

10/30/2009 9:59:30 AM

i must be bored

12/5/2009 4:05:26 PM

I've never understood people who don't close the door when taking a shit. I don't care if you're completely by yourself. Shitting happens behind closed doors, period.

12/5/2009 4:07:22 PM

Are you ok? Can I get you anything? You sure? Ok, I'll just stand here and keep you company

12/5/2009 4:07:44 PM