Quote :

"I kno nobodys number ne more!!!"

8/12/2009 9:33:11 PM

Quote :

"what a great day at work..played cards for about 4 hours...then won Britney Spears tickets...oo yesss...be jealous!!! "

8/12/2009 9:34:42 PM

Quote :

"Michael Vick is going to the Carolina Panthers!!! Let's get it!!!!"

via twitter search

8/12/2009 9:49:34 PM

Quote :

"so i just got a phone call from my neurologist, that stated that im a genius savant. with an IQ of 168. but answer me this. how come I did so poorly in school and cant pass a test. But I can do large elaborate equations in my head... it just baffles me. ... can you explain it??"

(I'm not friends with this idiot, he showed up under that "Suggested Friends" thing so I clicked to see who the fuck he was)

8/25/2009 2:01:16 PM

Quote :

"All American"

8/25/2009 2:02:52 PM

Quote :

"My coffee tastes like ass"

8/25/2009 2:05:34 PM

Quote :

"If you don't love Aerosmith, I will fight you."

it's a twwer

lets see if i get called out

8/25/2009 2:47:15 PM

anyone who posts that status deserves an asskicking.

8/25/2009 3:11:18 PM

I TOOK A COURSE IN HALLELUJAH

I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL FOR THE BLUES

8/25/2009 3:13:54 PM

8/28/2009 12:07:31 AM

Quote :

"would like to give Kanye a swift kick to the huevos."

Quote :

"can't take anyone who wears sunglasses inside seriously anyway..."

Quote :

"had to youtube this kanye west/taylor situation. who still watches the VMA's? what did i miss? apparently he hates white people?"

Quote :

" OH MY GODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! just saw the new NEW MOON preview i cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!! robert pattinson is GOD by the way kanye west is a dick. i dont prefer taylor swift but it was still fucked up."

and the winner:

Quote :

" Wow. Kanye West, you racist mother fucker. It's funny how the people you hate, aka white people, are the only ones who buy your shitty fucking albums. Hate the people who made you a success, hypocritical bastard. Burn in hell! And Taylor Swift i...s extremely talented by the way. TRASHY piece of shit!"

LOTS OF DE-FRIENDING GOING ON RIGHT NOW

9/14/2009 10:42:28 AM

This was mine in response to all the stupid statuses:

Quote :

" OMG KANYE RAWR RAWR RAWR TAYLOR RAWR RAWrrrrr.. Enough. Please. NEWSFLASH Kanye has always been a d-bag."

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 10:47 AM. Reason : oops]

9/14/2009 10:46:57 AM

some days i consider removing any person who updates their status more than twice a week


but usually i'm ok with daily

9/14/2009 10:50:38 AM

good thing I tend to be a once a week (if that) kind of guy

9/14/2009 10:51:18 AM

I update mine biannually.

9/14/2009 10:51:48 AM

^^i could never unfriend you

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 10:54 AM. Reason : adf]

9/14/2009 10:52:10 AM

I could son!

9/14/2009 10:52:48 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

^WELL, I'D NEVER EVEN FRIEND YOU ANYWAYS.

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ,]

9/14/2009 10:53:10 AM

Well, the thing is, I don't have facebook son.

9/14/2009 10:54:04 AM

ha! so I was right!

9/14/2009 10:56:09 AM

Indeed you were my son!

9/14/2009 10:56:39 AM

sweeeeeeeeeeettt

9/14/2009 10:56:59 AM

Quote :

"READ WHILE U CAN CAUSE I JUST FIGURED IT OUT. SO U HAVE TILL 2 THEN U CANT NO MORE.. ENJOY BIOTCH!!!!"

i've been trying to figure out what this means

9/18/2009 11:06:35 AM

Looks like some urchin is going to delete something, oh no!

9/18/2009 11:10:14 AM

I would immediately defriend that person

9/18/2009 11:10:57 AM

read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin book

9/18/2009 11:25:01 AM

wow

i have really reasonable friends for the most part!

9/18/2009 11:30:14 AM

And you wondered why I restrict my friends list to 50 people....

9/18/2009 11:42:57 AM

this is why the hide ____ from your homepage is a great option they added, instead of having to remove them

9/18/2009 11:45:50 AM

Quote :

"sits among piles n piles of EVERY DAMN thing wondering when my safe cozy home will b. just that : ) n tell me Y my love BR0KE my fav mirror?"

9/22/2009 1:10:01 PM

Quote :

"if you watch cnn, abc, or cbs.... you are not watching news.... watch Fox News..... And you will get the real story on Socialistic Health Reform.."

this kid updates his status a couple times a day about the health care reform, this one caught my eye haha.

9/22/2009 3:11:24 PM

^I gotta friend like that

9/23/2009 12:23:11 PM

Quote :

"long lunch again...getting some serious work done! one weak from today and im done my ba degree!!!"

12/8/2009 1:43:31 PM

(this is mostly about the comment that follows)

Quote :

"anti-icing operation.....seriously u wld think they were calling 4 a blizzard w this many trucks out xxxxx : No they are just wasting taxpayer money..... It would be a sure beat that the taxpayer would rather them keep the money and have the day off..... "

1/7/2010 1:05:26 PM

Quote :

"i dont care what all of you say, i like nickelback more than pickles."

2/15/2010 6:50:19 PM

Quote :

"so i just got a phone call from my neurologist, that stated that im a genius savant. with an IQ of 168. but answer me this. how come I did so poorly in school and cant pass a test. But I can do large elaborate equations in my head... it just baffles me. ... can you explain it??"

someone dropped the ball on that diagnosis

2/15/2010 6:55:58 PM

funny how they cross out the names on the feed but not the friends last names....haha



[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .]

2/15/2010 7:04:59 PM

Quote :

"a genius savant"

Is this anything like an idiot savant or

2/15/2010 7:07:15 PM

just scored a 1970's, 180 watt per channel Rotel receiver off ebay for a mere $1000!...and that's a steal! Any vintage audio buffs out there? Give me some props!

2/15/2010 7:07:53 PM

This isn't a status update but it belongs here

Quote :

"im a workout aholic. i dont drink. i dont smoke. protein shakes and red bulls are my substances. I got a attitude. most people annoy me except a few mainly my close friends. i hangout with people most of the time 10 yrs or even 20 yrs older than me. Ive been through so much in my life i feel like im at there level and can relate to them way easier than people my age. Most people try to piss me off because of my appearance. I just keep on liftin weights and try and piss them off some more. tell u the truth i love it and it drives me to get stronger and bigger :]"

2/15/2010 7:12:28 PM

^^^from what i understand, "idiot" was used to describe someone with a lower IQ and most people who are considered to be savants have higher IQs (not necessarily "high" though) than an "idiot"

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 7:13 PM. Reason : ]

2/15/2010 7:12:52 PM

uh what

2/15/2010 7:14:09 PM

http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/22/4chan-hacked-facebook-pictures/

2/15/2010 7:28:57 PM

HUGE day for stupid status updates

3/17/2010 1:01:10 PM

Quote :

"FarmVille should grow weed then sell it to MafiaWars who'll sell it in YoVille then YoVille will get the munchies & go to CafeWorld located in FishTown!"

3/17/2010 1:08:21 PM

please tell me yoville is some black thing

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 1:13 PM. Reason : ]

3/17/2010 1:12:39 PM

Quote :

"***OFFICIAL KEGEL QUEEN***.........I LOOK GREAT NAKED..I PROMISE....XIAN SYMONE IS DOING IT REAL BIGG..THE BEST IS YET TO COME..."

Quote :

"HELLO MY NAME IS WANDA EVANS AND IF U DONT LIKE WHT I POST ON MY PAGE, STAY THE EFF OFF OF IT..ITS JUST THT SIMPLE..DNT COMPLAIN UNLESS U HAVE A SOLUTION..IM THE WRONG ONE TO TRY TO CALL OUT..TRUST..U DNT WANT DRAMA FROM ME..I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE....NEXT....."

Quote :

"U GAVE IT TO ME RAW..IT FELT SO GOOD..I HAVENT HAD A WORKOUT LIKE THT IN A WHILE..U MADE ME SWEAT MY HAIR OUT, BUT IT WAS WELL WORTH IT..I WOKE UP SORE THE NEXT MORNING BUT I DIDNT COMPLAIN..UR DJing SKILLS R OFF THE MOTHER EFFN CHAIN..I STAYED ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND DIDNT MISS A BEAT..FBOOKERS GET UR MIND..."

Quote :

"HELLO MY NAME IS WANDA EVANS AND I HATE IT WHEN A GUY TELLS U HOW GOOD THEY R N BED BUT WHEN HE GIVES U THE BUSINESS, IT IS ***WHACK***...DNT BRAG IF U HAVE ANYTHING TO BRING TO THE TABLE..U PLAYED URSELF..NOW I SEE Y U DNT WANNA FACE ME..HA....U R THE WEAKEST LINK..GOODBYE...SOMEBODY KILL THE DJ ALREADY...I LOOK GREAT NAKED..I PROMISE.."

3/17/2010 1:15:27 PM

^holy shit i laughed like a motherfucker at that

3/17/2010 1:17:11 PM

i just love how retards will say disgusting filthy sexual shit, but then wont type out the word "fuckin"


p.s. i look good nekkid, i promise

3/17/2010 1:17:46 PM

She was one of my friends in high school. Her page is entertaining.

3/17/2010 1:21:41 PM