Been trying to catch this thing from underneath my shed for a couple weeks. Thought it would wander home for the first week, fed it the second week. Finally got it with the old box, stick and string trick. Cats are so stupid.

It's not happy now, but I can handle it already and in a few days it should be eating out of my hand. Or eating my hand. Either way it will soon be acclimated to humans.

Looks like the image above. Bring your own leather gloves and shipping container.

6/27/2009 3:03:52 PM

10/10

6/27/2009 3:39:36 PM

The gloves are off, but don't let that fool you. This is a fierce beast, likely just biding its time and calculating the fastest route to the jugular. I assure you that the very minions from the horrific depths of tortuous Hell itself couldn't have fathomed a more terrible creature.

6/27/2009 4:57:11 PM

This is Hilarious!!!

6/27/2009 5:20:06 PM

i'm skeered

6/27/2009 5:31:04 PM

i'm skeered

6/27/2009 7:31:47 PM

OMFG WANT

6/27/2009 8:24:21 PM

holy fuck, this is easily one of my most favorite classifieds threads of all time

6/27/2009 8:30:21 PM

omg its so cute!!!

6/28/2009 1:52:24 AM

Damn what a good thread.

6/28/2009 2:01:49 AM

what is the current death toll?

6/28/2009 2:23:13 AM

but for real...

can i come visit this vicious beast? i'm interested in acquiring him.

6/28/2009 4:12:06 AM

Yeah man. I'll be around after lunch. PM sent.

6/28/2009 9:51:31 AM

Quote :

"Cats are so stupid."

my favorite part

6/28/2009 11:58:49 AM

aww its soo fucking cute!!

if i didnt already have 2 id so take it

6/28/2009 10:01:53 PM

Radio propoganda body count /= Actual body count

6/29/2009 4:43:54 PM

fucking genius. for serious. A+ thread.

as for the kitten - do want, but can't have

6/29/2009 9:30:14 PM

Quote :

"fucking genius. for serious. A+ thread. "

agreed, great thread!

6/29/2009 10:49:14 PM

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSED

6/30/2009 1:34:31 PM

A BABY GIBBON SON!

6/30/2009 2:03:53 PM

never forget

7/4/2009 8:55:01 AM

speaking of pissed off animals. i tried to catch this little turd. i think it's some kind of a badger or weasel or something. don't let the cute look fool you. it's a beast.



[Edited on July 4, 2009 at 8:06 PM. Reason : ]

7/4/2009 8:05:22 PM

wheres the update?

7/4/2009 10:18:46 PM

Unarguably this is one of the best posting I saw on brentroad... How is the beast doing?

7/4/2009 11:33:38 PM

Maybe the beast got him!

7/5/2009 8:47:21 AM

It's watching me. Always watching me. Even when I don't see it, I feel its icy presence all around me. Its eyes pierce through me when I take out the garbage. The cold abyss of its glassy, soulless stare haunts me when I sort the recycling. I hear its horrid squeaking laughter each day when I walk shirtless to fetch the mail. Please, for the love of all that is holy and virtuous, deliver me from this tortuous existence which life has so cruelly thrust upon me.



Oh, it also enjoys being scratched behind the ears.

7/6/2009 9:58:14 AM

haha

cuteness

7/6/2009 10:13:20 AM

DEH GIBBON!

7/6/2009 10:24:18 AM

w1n

7/8/2009 4:16:39 PM