I know you make a lot of different products Mitsubishi. You are very well established, making things from air conditioning units to trust companies.

Now I know you make elevators. I've seen them. I've even ridden in them. They were very nice and smooth. Not slow, but also not particularly fast. How about making a soup'd up elevator. You could call it the EVOlator.

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : .]

6/26/2009 3:41:36 PM

cute

6/26/2009 3:56:08 PM

6/26/2009 4:03:52 PM

Oh, btw Mitsubishi, it should go 60 floors in 3.1 seconds. It's performance like that which defines the EVOlator.

Again, thank you.

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 4:28 PM. Reason : .]

6/26/2009 4:27:09 PM

how long did it take you to come up with this joke?

6/26/2009 4:35:41 PM

I didn't realize you could make an elevator burn oil.

6/26/2009 4:40:16 PM

only german elevators would be superior

6/26/2009 4:41:08 PM

^^^ AFter I posted the thought of it here:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=569790

A delay in the post from there and here is due to the fact I actually calculated that if the elevator went from 0mph to 60mph, and then tried to stop, you'd need a building about 300 floors (~1,100 meters) tall. That's taller than the current tallest building by 300 meters.

But still, Evolator... catchy no?

6/26/2009 5:02:25 PM

Catchy, and yet, a bit slydexic.

6/26/2009 5:04:39 PM

is the evo edition a bunch of parts tagged onto the cheap elevator model? if so I think you're on to something!

6/26/2009 5:48:07 PM

^^^^

no one in here reads the lounge

message_topic.aspx?topic=568752

Quote :

"I know this is the internet and you may just be joking but I really want to know what you are driving because unless its german, you have no room to talk. I'm not into the germans because of the overall look but germany makes the best cars. Mitsubishi'a japanese engineering is unmatched by anyone else besides germany. Its just in my opinion the car looks better than the ones made in Germany but they all come from a long lineage of engineering that pretty much took over the whole world. Pertaining to this conversation, nobody steals German cars...its too risky. So that leaves my car as the top target. I didn't mean to come off bragging but my child had just been kidnapped, now I'll go watch the game."

6/26/2009 7:31:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd0C_Us31kk

6/26/2009 9:10:17 PM

Quote :

"only german elevators would be superior"

lol. I do read the lounge

6/26/2009 10:57:06 PM

^^^^ LOL. Yeah! We could even make it so that you can exit out of any of the four sides. So basically, you have a single elevator collumn. When the elevator car stops on a floor, all the doors open (either slide up or down). No more sayin "sumimasen" (excuse me) because you're in the back corner trying to get out of the elevator on your floor.

No more of this "Front door open only." I want ALL DOORS OPEN.

Bolt ons for more power will have to be more than duck tape, paper clips, and super glue though. We've got public safety to think about after all...

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 11:01 PM. Reason : TEGGY S2K BOY RUINED MY CARROTS.]

6/26/2009 11:00:45 PM

paging kylekatern

6/27/2009 6:10:52 PM

they make everything in china

6/28/2009 8:05:28 PM