4/25/2009 8:28:57 PM
dude we got one of these threads for every fucker who has died from swine aids ok we don't need another you're just gonna kill more people
4/25/2009 8:30:01 PM
i am digging a bunker off kaplanand wrapping the door in duct tape
4/25/2009 8:32:50 PM
cook it first, problem solved
4/25/2009 8:42:58 PM
oh sweet i had no idea there was a comic book version of the stand
4/25/2009 8:45:12 PM
actually, this does raise concerns for me. my parents are with my daughter at disney world till thursday. if swine flu gets passed around disney, we in for trouble
4/25/2009 8:58:56 PM
^
4/25/2009 11:19:57 PM
4/26/2009 9:46:23 AM
i read last night that a doctor in mexico city says the number of dead is at least 200.View H1N1 Swine Flu Outbreak in a larger map
4/26/2009 9:49:42 AM
4/26/2009 10:31:09 AM
this thread may be the only thing that survives.
4/26/2009 10:31:34 AM
the mortality rate of the 1918 spanish flu was between 2.5-5%if the mexican gov't is reporting 1000 sick with 81 dead, well.. you do the math
4/26/2009 10:43:37 AM
it's god's way of punishing all the fags and nigger-lovers.
4/26/2009 10:46:59 AM
yeah, and it is just getting started.
4/26/2009 10:47:48 AM
BUTTERFLIESINSTOMACHMACHETEINHAND
4/26/2009 10:54:10 AM
4/26/2009 11:41:11 AM
^ the best
4/26/2009 12:38:12 PM
BEWARE OF ZOMBIE PIGS AND ZOMBIE PEOPLE!
4/26/2009 12:54:43 PM
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=505588
4/26/2009 1:06:19 PM
THE NORMAL FLU HAS KILLED MORE THAN THIS SWINE FLU HAS....IF IT WAS 95% FATAL THEN WE WOULD HAVE ISSUES....
4/26/2009 1:16:13 PM
facepalm
4/26/2009 1:17:58 PM
i feel pretty confident with my chances, having survived:• anthrax• monkeypox• avian flu• flesh eating bacteria• various grocery store recalls
4/26/2009 1:29:46 PM
^no SARS?
4/26/2009 1:31:01 PM
if this is the end of days would this be the fitting disease to take us out?
4/26/2009 1:34:17 PM
this is only 1% as scary as killa beesI'm Big Business and i approved this message./]
4/26/2009 1:52:29 PM
I can dig some swine
4/26/2009 3:18:52 PM
HOLY SHIT. MARKO DIDN'T SURVIVE SARS.RIP MARKO 197? - 200?
4/26/2009 3:20:23 PM
I guess he needs to update his status to The Ghost of Tom Joad.
4/26/2009 3:40:01 PM
http://www.shouldibeworriedaboutswineflu.comWHEW
4/26/2009 9:41:10 PM
Good thing I live on an island with people who don't even know what Mexico is
4/26/2009 9:45:01 PM
but there you got to worry about worse things like SARS and creepy/wierd asian men..
4/26/2009 9:48:23 PM
Maybe this will prompt our government to quit letting so many fucking Mexicans walk illegally across the border.
4/26/2009 9:50:38 PM
4/26/2009 9:51:06 PM
^^ we have a genius on our hands everyone!
4/26/2009 9:52:21 PM
THE SHOCK ROOM IS OPEN!!!SHOCKING!http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2009/04/26/newton.uk.who.swine.flu.cnn[Edited on April 26, 2009 at 9:54 PM. Reason : .]
4/26/2009 9:54:03 PM
social breakdown is what you have to fear, not getting sick. that and the damn economy tanking. imagine whats going on in mexico happening here. all the sudden parents have to stay home with their children, people arent working so they have to steal for food. if youre morman, watch out. people coming after your shit
4/26/2009 9:55:02 PM
I'm using this as my excuse to stay home from work, buy all the bread and milk in the store, and make a run on my bank.
4/26/2009 10:15:06 PM
it's the fucking FLUYAWN
4/26/2009 10:19:44 PM
Don't we have a terrible outbreak every 90 years or so?
4/26/2009 10:52:40 PM
i think swine flu is just a diversion while the killer robot mosquitoes suck out all our precious bloods
4/26/2009 11:27:39 PM
4/26/2009 11:32:16 PM
mormons stockpile food and other supplies for emergencies
4/26/2009 11:47:22 PM
4/27/2009 12:13:00 AM
We are all fucked, start panicking
4/27/2009 6:30:43 AM
there are on average, 3 global flu pandemics per centurywe were overdue for onethis could be a relatively mild pandemichopefully will not be on the same scale as the 1918 pandemic
4/27/2009 9:22:56 AM
RUN BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP!
4/27/2009 9:25:09 AM
Are we totally convinced that this isn't just a cover for the Rage virus?
4/27/2009 11:27:19 AM
on the news they keep saying "epidemic" (at least on msnbc, they do)it kind of bothers me
4/27/2009 11:28:57 AM
4/27/2009 3:24:06 PM