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lawl

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" so i got home and tried to mess about a bit with it, it appears to have a strange virus. It plays "Miley Cyrus - See You Again" upon startup, each and every time, and just repeats at full volume, it wont accept headphones (just sees them as not there and continues to play) I found miley.exe as a process, and im assuming thats what controlling it, but when i close it, its just reopens itself and starts playing again "

11/7/2008 9:35:41 AM

hahahahahahah

11/7/2008 10:06:27 AM

Wow, that sucks. It's almost as bad as this one from years past:

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"WARNING! WORST COMPUTER VIRUS EVER! If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For Gods sake man are you listening?!?!) It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.** "

11/7/2008 10:35:59 AM

^ROFL

11/7/2008 11:47:20 AM

^^i doubt that virus could do some of those things.

11/7/2008 1:31:29 PM

^^^that was funny, except they slipped up, they said the milk curdled, so what point would there be in replacing the skim milk with whole?

11/7/2008 1:46:51 PM

haha my Mom just sent me one

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"Sent: Thursday, November 06, 2008 3:22 PM Subject: Virus Alert. . . URGENT !!!!!!! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS, PLEASE SEND TO EVERYONE ON YOUR E-MAIL LIST!! Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report' If you open either file, a message will appear on your screensaying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'. PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And ask them to PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY! THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY SNOPES. "

She said that it was sent out on Saturday and she hoped I didn't get it yet

11/7/2008 2:07:19 PM

11/7/2008 2:29:52 PM

^ classic

11/7/2008 5:30:23 PM

true

11/8/2008 12:30:20 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GaRKDsz-Y

11/8/2008 12:49:51 AM