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Mr. Joshua
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brb

10/9/2008 3:00:25 PM

Walls1441
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then don't pack it in there so hard

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/9/2008 3:01:46 PM

Mr. Joshua
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3 flushes.

Fuck you, Arby's.

10/9/2008 3:09:06 PM

Ragged
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5 for 5.95 got me the other day

10/9/2008 3:15:36 PM

Snewf
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how do you people manage to create such awful turds?

I poo a few times a day and there are never any "3 flush" emergencies or awful assplosions

y'all motherfuckers need some fiber in your diet

10/9/2008 3:25:54 PM

Mr. Joshua
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I love jalapeno poppers, but the broncoberry sauce makes no sense to me.

10/9/2008 5:31:20 PM

dweedle
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i dont think ive ever used the word "poop" w/o quoting someone else using it or some other means of reference

and for this i am proud

10/9/2008 5:38:21 PM

arcgreek
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As do I, but I don't want to get up.

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 5:40 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2008 5:40:16 PM

Snewf
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just shit yourself then

10/9/2008 5:45:41 PM

arcgreek
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no need

10/9/2008 5:52:00 PM

Jen
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^^^

10/9/2008 5:54:05 PM

Snewf
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colostomy convenience?

10/9/2008 6:17:58 PM

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10/9/2008 6:19:08 PM

SaabTurbo
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HE'S BEEN PACKING THE SHIT DEEPER INTO HIS ASS USING A DILDO SON.

10/9/2008 6:19:19 PM

Mr. Joshua
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It's a 4D cell Maglite, son.

10/9/2008 6:23:41 PM

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10/9/2008 6:24:42 PM

arcgreek
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Quote :
"no need"


because i'd already pooped it out

10/9/2008 6:26:39 PM

ncsuapex
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BUT I POOP FROM THERE!

10/9/2008 6:37:56 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Oh man, not this shit again.

brb

10/10/2008 12:40:37 PM

oneandonly
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nice pun

10/10/2008 12:50:59 PM

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nice buns

10/10/2008 12:53:03 PM

Mr. Joshua
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10/10/2008 12:54:32 PM

jethromoore
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message_topic.aspx?topic=538955

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : ]

10/10/2008 1:02:57 PM

Mr. Joshua
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brb

11/3/2008 5:03:40 PM

poopface
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someone call me...........oh nvm

11/3/2008 5:04:25 PM

parsonsb
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hit him again endo

11/3/2008 6:09:08 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Twice in less than an hour. I'm concerned.

11/20/2008 4:40:42 PM

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Eat some goddamn oatmeal!

11/20/2008 4:44:10 PM

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code brown..... always funny

11/20/2008 4:48:37 PM

Mr. Joshua
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I didn't have any caffeine this week and then I downed 2 Red Bulls after lunch. It really loosened me up.

11/20/2008 4:48:51 PM

brainysmurf
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the docs will prescribe coffee every now and then to make patients poop

11/20/2008 4:49:45 PM

Mr. Joshua
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brb

11/21/2008 1:58:23 PM

GGMon
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I do too - but here is the issue. My organiation just moved offices, and now have co-op bathrooms. I don;t feel I have the needed privacy to drop this mighty morphen power dump. That being said - I am starting to crown.

11/21/2008 2:01:56 PM

Mr. Joshua
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We used to have a girl in the office next to the mens room here. The stall with the shitter was literally sharing a wall with her office.

I used to go out, eat a huge lunch, down two Red Bulls and then take a monster shit in the afternoon. More often then not this would lead to a clogged toilet.

I'm still curious as to how many times she heard the toilet flush, me yell "GODDAMMIT!" and then 3 minutes of furious plunging followed by another flush. I would always take the long way back to my office after that so that I wouldn't have to make eye contact with her.

11/21/2008 2:19:51 PM

GGMon
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Well I bropke down - first shit at work in a month. As soon as my brown baby hit the bowl, I gave it the old flush.

11/21/2008 2:41:35 PM

Mr. Joshua
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YEE HAW!!!!

INDIAN FOOD AND 2 CANS OF RED BULL!!! TIME TO RIDE THE CURRY LIGHTNING!!!

12/30/2008 3:00:59 PM

Mr. Joshua
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brb

2/6/2009 3:43:45 PM

DivaBaby19
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lol

2/6/2009 3:45:43 PM

Mr. Joshua
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I'm getting too old for this shit.

2/6/2009 3:55:54 PM

DivaBaby19
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literally?

2/6/2009 4:01:21 PM

Mr. Joshua
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2/6/2009 4:08:18 PM

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2/6/2009 7:11:15 PM

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2/6/2009 7:28:18 PM

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I'm going to finish reading Messiah Complex in a minute when I drop my deuce

2/6/2009 7:30:17 PM

BigEgo
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i've had really shitty shits since i've been at state

2/6/2009 7:33:35 PM

GroundBeef
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Well time to see what mystique does with the messiah.....I hope gambit teaches that bitch a lesson she just took out sinister and he is the man

2/6/2009 7:41:40 PM

QTPie
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I envy people who can poop regularly

2/6/2009 10:22:50 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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I shit twice a day.

Unless I got drunk the night before, and then I shit 4839048030 times that day.

2/6/2009 10:23:51 PM

erice85
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i am usually a twice a day man

but fuckin frozen pizza has worked me over today

2/6/2009 10:25:33 PM

QTPie
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Unbelievable.... Since my last poop I have consumed:

Boston Market Salisbury steak & Mac+Cheese
CPK-Tortilla Soup
ChickFilA Chicken Biscuit
Pimento Cheese Sandwich
CPK - Cobb salad
A Bowl of Frosted Flakes
McDonalds Dbl cheeseburger
2 cherry pop tarts
3 bowls frosted rice krispies
CPK- BBQ Chicken chopped salad

Not counting 3+ cups of coffee WITH fiber splendas, and about 60oz of water per day....


.....Still no luck

2/6/2009 10:33:56 PM

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