ok so this thread wasnt made to upset anyone (that i know).... so hold yer whorses.


weiner into tail pipe award:

after reading like 3 posts on the exotics page, and coming across all of 0EPII1 threads and posts about cars.... i've came to the conclusion that he is probably the "most likely to stick his weiner into a tailpipe" user.

anyone else?

8/28/2008 11:56:27 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha-ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lololololololololololol

8/28/2008 11:58:47 PM

most likely to marry into the Honda dynasty..

baonest

8/29/2008 12:01:34 AM

ahaha, i'll 2nd the OEP nomination... he does seem to be that level of creepy/weird.

8/29/2008 12:50:11 AM

^ most likely to star as the white stockboy when they finally make a Sanford & Son movie.

8/29/2008 2:07:21 AM

^ Most likely to beat the shit out of someone for calling his future 1,000 hp Miata a "girl car", then get away with it by flashing military ID at the cop who shows up.

8/29/2008 8:29:15 AM

^ josh with a short temper? no you must be thinking about someone else


i get nothing? really? i'm about to pull a kanye backstage

8/29/2008 8:33:30 AM

^most likely to offend a large group of minorities.

8/29/2008 8:50:59 AM

fuck all you faggot ass towel head wetback jewish nigger chink ass bitches

8/29/2008 9:13:59 AM

igorien2k for garage noob, august 2008

8/29/2008 10:09:53 AM

^bwahahaa. gg

Noen - The Forum Lotus Owner. Because there is a difference between an Elise and an Exige... lolz

[user]slownig[/user] The Mustang Killer (aka Forum Idiot)




[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ]

8/29/2008 10:20:50 AM

slownigger/ragged for being the stupidest motherfucker alive

so i live about a block from H.T. well its half time for the game so i decide to make a run on my bmx bike to the store to get a pizza and some beer. I throw on my book bag and ride and when i get there the manager is at the door returning a cart. we excange salutations.
so i get my 2 pizzas and a 12er of bud select. Pay for it and and run back to my bike cause i didnt want it to get gone and half time is only 20 mins.
so i get out there and try and cram this stucf in my bag. i fell something making noise behind me... hm start cramming more, then i hear (throwt clearing) i turn around and see this old lady just looking at me in the street and slowly walking up. didnt than anything of it cause well........shes fucking old. so i cram again. i finally get the shit in my bag. and take off.
next thing i know im bout out of site of the front door and i hear HEY YOU STOP.......

not wanting to be in any kind of trouble or looking to start anything i just keep on and mind my bus.

im ridding down walnut and i see a cop fly by me in the opposite lane. i was like sweet someone got busted. well the dude jams on break and is coming back my way. still thinking haha somebody is fucked. im getting ready to cross the street for the first entrance to the mall. cop lets me go and eye fucks me really hard.
hm must know me or something. so i wave.
well im turning into my street and i see this white car approach me all stealth like with the parking lights on. i knew it was a charger so i turned back around. and continued to ride. car cuts me off i fall in grass and lights come on from his car and another behind........................

WTF asshat i said trying to collect myself......

whats in the bag with a fucking gun in my face,
some fucking pizza and some beer wtf was that for.
you got a receipt for that.
ugh yeah i just bought it.
well i forgot where i put it and looked all around my bag. so the guy puts me in the car. bag and bike on the side of the road.....
cuffs and all
takes me back to HT and shows me to the old bitch that thought i stole something
YEAH THATS HIM ALRIGHT
manager come out and says son did you steal from me.
dude um no
i take my shoe off and find my rept. cause that's where i put my change and shit cause i didn t have any pockets.
i told her. hey blue hair mind your own bus, i was in a hurry let me get you name and addy so when i get back to my hood and my bike isn't there you can buy me a new one.
keep in mind this is an $1100 bmx bike laying around in the dark.
cop takes me back to my bike and sincerely apologieses all the way back to my bike that is luckily still there. i told him i understood but its really only $14 worth of groceries
well i got to my bike had my food and beer and got home in time to watch half of 3rd quarter and rest of game

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8/29/2008 10:27:10 AM

BMX bandit

8/29/2008 10:57:56 AM

8/29/2008 11:35:55 AM

^ I am not amused.

8/29/2008 11:47:57 AM

^^ Someone should have peed on that green dudes leg. I hate it when I'm using a urinal and some dude walks up and starts peeing in the one right next to me. You've got to skip one.

8/29/2008 12:52:05 PM

baonest/Quinn ricers

8/29/2008 1:28:30 PM

how the fuck do you have an 1100 dollar BMX bike?

Is it encrusted with dookie diamonds or something?

8/29/2008 1:37:59 PM

probably Carbon fiber shit everywhere... (seriously)

that and some dub spinnerz (not seriously)

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 1:45 PM. Reason : .]

8/29/2008 1:44:49 PM

^^ probably the same way he had a $20k smallblock in the mustang he wrecked drunk

$300 invested, and $19,700 of bullshit

8/29/2008 3:28:35 PM

Quote :

"i take my shoe off and find my rept. cause that's where i put my change and shit cause i didn t have any pockets."

So he fit 2 pizzas and a 12er of beer in his bag and then put his change and receipt in his shoe?

8/29/2008 4:17:21 PM

8/29/2008 4:42:18 PM

dang, that exotics thread is turning out to be a man on car thread.

lotsa questionables here.

9/11/2008 6:56:10 PM

Quote :

"how the fuck do you have an 1100 dollar BMX bike? "

come here and ill gladly show you. i can throw that bike off a mountain and nothing would bend/ break. at the same time i thing it weighs about the same as 1 13" wheel on a civic. Aermet OX Platinum heat treated 4130 chromoly ftw

^^^ its simple really. guy gave me change witch was all coins and so i put change and receipt in my shoe cause i didnt have any pockets in my gym shorts. keep in mind i was in a hurry bro. i had one hand with a bag and the other one stuffing my shoe with money and receipt.

9/11/2008 11:42:40 PM

Quote :

"its simple really. guy gave me change witch was all coins"

was this the wicked witch of the east or the west?

9/12/2008 12:13:25 AM

the wicked of the east of course. DuH

9/12/2008 12:59:51 AM

again, how the fuck do you have an 1100 dollar bmx bike?

Thats like having a 400 dollar roll of toilet paper, or a 600 dollar door knob. it's a fucking BMX bike. the stupidity of that is making my brain swell, does not compute.

you really must be one of the dumbest sons a bitches to ever walk the earth

9/12/2008 4:05:36 AM

^honestly, other than trolling, who gives a blue fuck? why would anyone pay $100k+ for a car? because they want to. quality bike= $$$$$

Quote :

"Thats like having a 400 dollar roll of toilet paper, or a 600 dollar door knob."

NO.

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 8:08 AM. Reason : although $1100 is at the upper limits of spectrum]

9/12/2008 8:05:27 AM

What I don't understand is how could he forget where his receipt was? If he had coins in his shoe he'd sure as hell feel them. And if he felt them then he'd know his receipt was there, durr durr.

Back on OT, i can't think of any nominations at the moment, not feeling witty

9/12/2008 10:02:18 AM

^^ i had a 3K downhill bike but its pretty much a dirt bike w/ no engine.....

9/12/2008 10:12:04 AM

^I was specifically talking about the BMX frame'd bikes.

adam8778 and I oogled over that Big Hit Demo @ Franklin Street Cycles for a couple years... ~$5,800 new or something

9/12/2008 10:23:06 AM

I built mine myself it was an ellsworth joker with big $ parts on it ($500 rear shock 1kfork etc)

9/12/2008 10:29:26 AM

baonest for biggest nigger

9/12/2008 9:34:59 PM

yes i built my bike as well.

Quote :

"What I don't understand is how could he forget where his receipt was? If he had coins in his shoe he'd sure as hell feel them. And if he felt them then he'd know his receipt was there, durr durr. "

sorry when you have 3 cops sreaming at you whit h guns drawn you tend to forget little things like that. it was after a few minutes of calming down and what was brought to my attention that i relized what the fuck was going on. call it what you will

9/12/2008 9:45:40 PM

^thats understandable, but if you're trying to think where your receipt is, and you don't have any pockets...well where DO you look?

9/13/2008 1:13:30 AM

attn africans....

this is an awards thread. not a thread about a dern receipt

9/13/2008 1:29:18 AM

^ yeah for reals

Quote :

"and you don't have any pockets...well where DO you look"

lets go over this again. i was still disoriented..........

and i did have a book bag on with many pockets.

9/13/2008 8:59:18 PM

Quote :

"lets go over this again. i was still disoriented........."

translation: "i'm not real intelligent to begin with. couple that with the fact i'd probably already had at least a 6 pack, and i get downright retarded. i'm lucky just to pedal and breathe at the same time, much less remember where i put something."

[Edited on September 14, 2008 at 1:11 AM. Reason : .]

9/14/2008 1:10:27 AM

Quote :

"^^ i had a 3K downhill bike but its pretty much a dirt bike w/ no engine....."

I can totally understand spending several thousand on a race bike, on a mountain bike, cyclocross, etc.

But this is a BMX bike. What in the FUCK does more money get you in BMX?? Hell I have a 1,000 dollar road bike, and its fairly cheap. But I also ride it, and bought it for competition. Not to ride to the store to buy beer.

9/14/2008 3:13:12 AM

can we please just vote this fucker off the island once and for all??

9/14/2008 11:00:11 AM

5 dollars bucks and he'd be right back...

9/14/2008 11:16:08 AM

^if he could remember which pocket he put it in first...

9/14/2008 11:38:19 AM

he'll probably vote himself off again eventually, since the whole reason he has this new name is because he FORGOT the password to slowblack96.

9/14/2008 4:24:34 PM

What happened to the awards?? I'm sick of reading all this stupid shit about "slowblack96."

9/14/2008 8:26:49 PM

The "needs to get his spanish motorcycle with no seat out of my garage" award goes to

tripleD4u

9/14/2008 8:51:55 PM

like to nominate adam8778 and myself for:

- outdoor garagemen award
- "most with the least" fabrication award


and for Adam specifically:

- the "gets shit done even while sitting on the couch [read: comanche bench seat], smokin a cig, and drinking a liquor drink" award

9/15/2008 9:21:42 AM

move this to chit-chat and members will be duly honored

9/15/2008 9:36:12 AM

Quote :

"again, how the fuck do you have an 1100 dollar bmx bike? Thats like having a 400 dollar roll of toilet paper, or a 600 dollar door knob. it's a fucking BMX bike. the stupidity of that is making my brain swell, does not compute."

Something like this is pretty typical of what you'd find on any given day at any skatepark in the US:
Frame - $300-$400.
Forks - $100
Wheelset - $225
Cranks - $200
Handlebars - $60
Stem - $60
Brakes - $60
Seat/Seatpost/Clamp - $50
Tires/Tubes - $65
Chain, Bottom Bracket, Headset, Grips, Cables, etc. $100

Price it out yourself if you don't believe me. http://www.danscomp.com/index.php

It's easy to drop a grand on a BMX bike. You can go cheaper, but broken parts = broken bones when you're jumping dirt jumps and clearing gaps.

[Edited on September 15, 2008 at 1:22 PM. Reason : l]

9/15/2008 1:20:33 PM

^HAHA LITTLE LATE, DONT YA THINK?

9/15/2008 2:26:30 PM

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