how many of you feel like ANIMALS

5/23/2008 11:34:50 PM

5/23/2008 11:35:04 PM

5/23/2008 11:35:17 PM

thats all i wanted

5/23/2008 11:35:43 PM

I also noticed that he is on the TV

5/23/2008 11:35:44 PM

I answered yes to the human being question.

I did not realize there would be a follow up question.

5/23/2008 11:36:27 PM

^

5/24/2008 12:07:07 AM

5/24/2008 12:08:08 AM

nah. I'm in the mood for pancakes, instead

5/24/2008 12:08:11 AM

I already had Sakura.

5/24/2008 12:08:51 AM

fuck it, cut em up

5/24/2008 12:09:22 AM

5/24/2008 12:10:01 AM

DUFRAINES

PARTY OF 2

5/24/2008 12:10:11 AM

who can eat at a time like this?

5/24/2008 12:11:06 AM

i said no, but i would like a regular banana later, so...


yeah.

5/24/2008 12:12:18 AM

THAT TREE IS VERY FAR AWAY!

5/24/2008 12:13:58 AM

GO AROUND. i dunno if you got a handle on your side, but over here i got nothin.

5/24/2008 12:16:28 AM

I hate turkeys.

5/24/2008 12:32:41 AM

<---drunk.

Humans get drunk all the time. So I guess that's one for me.

5/24/2008 12:36:40 AM

One time my friend asked me if I wanted a frozen strawberry, but I figured I wanted a regular one later...wait, this joke is a carbon copy of ^5. God dammit.

^^^hahaha

5/24/2008 12:38:39 AM

GD Tequila. I don't get it.

5/24/2008 12:39:57 AM

I wish my apartment was full of koalas.

That would be the cutest infestation ever.

5/24/2008 12:40:08 AM

Until you realized that koalas will fuck your shit up something fierce.

Damn koalas.

5/24/2008 12:42:22 AM

guess how many jelly beans in the jar


...


can i just have some?

5/24/2008 12:42:44 AM

^^^ they'll think your nads are eucalyptis leaves

5/24/2008 12:43:10 AM

mofo said eucalyptis.

5/24/2008 12:43:44 AM

you got a lotta cranium accessories/you got a lotta shit on your head.

5/24/2008 12:48:04 AM

tequila is a helluva drug

5/24/2008 12:49:45 AM

lol koalas?

5/24/2008 1:16:56 AM

the cutest infestation EVER!

5/24/2008 1:18:42 AM

5/24/2008 1:19:53 AM

Quote :

"I wish my apartment was full of koalas. That would be the cutest infestation ever."

you turn on the light and them fuckers scatter

5/24/2008 1:20:33 AM

am I seriously the only person that never found him funny? I mean he's not as bad as say daniel tosh, but I just don't laugh at his shit.

5/24/2008 2:14:25 AM

^ probably. laughter requires a soul or something

5/24/2008 6:19:39 AM

He's one of the few stand up comic that I laugh at when I'm at home watching tv.

5/24/2008 8:45:56 AM