most of mine have married off or are in serious relationships or are moving to new york or any combination of the three..

5/17/2008 6:39:20 PM

what tasks must this person preform?

5/17/2008 6:39:49 PM

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF
......

I'M THE BEST
AROUND
NOTHINGS EVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN!

5/17/2008 6:41:05 PM

stand 2 foot to my left... spot hotties and make good conversation when no hotties are around.
i'm sure more will come... but thats what i can think of off hand

5/17/2008 6:41:27 PM

i think we'll run into a problem b/c the word awesome was made for me

5/17/2008 6:41:57 PM

2. make fun of this guy

5/17/2008 6:42:30 PM

yeah anyone who calls themselves awesome has to be a toolbag and is therefore not allowed

5/17/2008 6:42:56 PM

but barney does it

5/17/2008 6:44:33 PM

trueee.... hahaha actually i forgot that quote

5/17/2008 6:46:06 PM

I'm awesome.

5/17/2008 6:48:10 PM

5/17/2008 6:51:32 PM

a good wingman makes himself look like an ass to make you look awesome.

but he will do it in a way which does not permanently offend the ladies in question.

he will also take one for the team, talking to the ugly girl, while you get the better looking one - depends on how much you've had to drink...

5/17/2008 7:10:29 PM

I'll wingman for $40 or cover of my share of the drink.

Or for the chance to steal ugly/fat/acne girl's kidneys.

[Edited on May 17, 2008 at 7:40 PM. Reason : /fart]

5/17/2008 7:39:12 PM

I'm an excellent wingman.


For a woman.

5/17/2008 8:21:47 PM

i wonder what people my age would think if they saw me on a date with you

5/17/2008 8:23:03 PM

that you were my retarded son

5/17/2008 8:23:58 PM

5/17/2008 8:25:51 PM

5/17/2008 8:26:10 PM

oh snippity snap

5/17/2008 8:26:27 PM

women make good wing men for dudes too !

[Edited on May 17, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : .]

5/17/2008 8:29:26 PM

haha, Gina actually makes a pretty goddamn good wing(wo)man. I've seen her in action

in virginia, she would straight up get women's numbers for my buddy Kevin
that and initiate conversations / make the random girls feel comfortable
A couple of times, she would even give us cologne throughout the night to make sure we were smelling fresh, haha

5/17/2008 8:32:38 PM

The ultimate wingman should pretend to be gay. This will draw the ladies in like flies to honey. Then said wingman can hook up with hot girls too because chicks dig gay guys and he can pretend to let one of the girls turn him straight.

flawless.

5/17/2008 8:38:57 PM

i bet a lot of the women my age would be like damn whats hollister got that i dont got

5/17/2008 8:54:10 PM

That's the gayest shit I've ever heard.

5/17/2008 8:54:20 PM

^^ teh herp

5/17/2008 8:55:47 PM

i'd just tell them i want to bwn an older woman

5/17/2008 8:57:45 PM

haqhaha noice

5/17/2008 8:57:57 PM

Quote :

"^^ teh herp"

this girl is in it to win it.

excuse the cliche

5/17/2008 9:05:12 PM