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I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."

5/16/2008 10:01:55 AM

5 2's is not enough for a phone number, FYI

5/16/2008 10:03:51 AM

or ask them to store your current number as speed dial "2" and

repeat ^^

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 10:04 AM. Reason : second ]

5/16/2008 10:03:57 AM

5/16/2008 10:04:10 AM

lol

5/16/2008 10:30:30 AM

5/16/2008 10:35:16 AM

mitch hedberg <3


Last weekend, I helped a friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. You just sit on his couch and make sure he does not try to put shit into boxes.

5/16/2008 10:54:48 AM