you are not Chuck Norris...

5/15/2008 2:38:21 PM

not this shit again

5/15/2008 2:40:11 PM

sorry.... I am really bored at work and someone just sent an emailer around with Chuck Norris jokes.

5/15/2008 2:41:03 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies that he might fail. No, Chuck Norris goes killing.

5/15/2008 2:42:45 PM

skydiving isnt your sport

5/15/2008 2:45:52 PM

Someone here at my office has a Chuck Norris book, its pretty amusing.

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. After he left they were renamed The Islands.

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 2:51 PM. Reason : k]

5/15/2008 2:51:11 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

5/15/2008 4:15:23 PM

it really doesn't matter how many times i read these they always make me laugh

5/15/2008 4:53:33 PM

Jesus can walk on water
chuck norris can swim on land.


was the only funny chuck norris joke ever

5/15/2008 4:54:26 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups...he pushes the Earth down.

5/15/2008 4:56:15 PM

....u can dust it off and try again. Oops....not the same idea I guess. That's what I get for thinking about Aaliyah.

5/15/2008 6:45:50 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't write books...the words assemble themselves out of fear.

5/15/2008 7:38:34 PM

Chuck Norris jokes were never as good as Bill Brasky jokes.

5/15/2008 7:41:44 PM

^^^
Every time I think of Aaliyah, she's in a burning plane.

5/15/2008 7:43:54 PM

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

5/15/2008 8:34:56 PM

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win...










Forever

5/16/2008 10:37:43 AM

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more balls" contest. Chuck Norris won. By 5.

5/16/2008 10:42:36 AM

haha thats awesome

5/16/2008 11:20:24 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes, he accidentally destroys furniture.

5/16/2008 11:35:25 AM