3

5/14/2008 8:03:41 PM

I predict the TWW average will be 0

5/14/2008 8:04:34 PM

0.3 days

5/14/2008 8:04:51 PM

2

5/14/2008 8:06:46 PM

i'm at a solid month now

[Edited on May 14, 2008 at 8:10 PM. Reason : my sex drive is fucking awful now that i work so much]

5/14/2008 8:10:19 PM

at least 5 days

5/14/2008 8:13:07 PM

about an hour.

before that a week maybe?

5/14/2008 8:14:20 PM

a better thread title would have been...


I HAVENT JERKED OFF IN _____ MINUTES

5/14/2008 8:16:15 PM

probably a couple of weeks.

5/14/2008 8:17:17 PM

0

5/14/2008 8:22:53 PM

bout 6 days

5/14/2008 8:23:36 PM

i need serious answers here, i got into a debate with a girl about the morning wood. i said pretty much every morning i wake up with one, no matter if i jerk it the night before or anything...it is unavoidable. she tried to tell me that it was b/c i wasnt getting any and that most guys dont have it every morning. i said bullshit. i know it might not wake you up all the time but for someone like me who moves a decent amount in my sleep, its a HUGEE ( ) stop block and wakes me up. whats common for you guys out there?

5/14/2008 8:25:29 PM

0.03 days

5/14/2008 8:26:10 PM

Quote :

"i need serious answers here, i got into a debate with a girl about the morning wood."

Yeah, I once got into a debate with the pope about motocross.

5/14/2008 8:28:58 PM

0.083333333333333333333333333333333 days

5/14/2008 8:32:35 PM

1

5/14/2008 8:33:14 PM

ncsu919

5/14/2008 8:34:33 PM

Quote :

"i need serious answers here, i got into a debate with a girl about the morning wood. i said pretty much every morning i wake up with one, no matter if i jerk it the night before or anything...it is unavoidable. she tried to tell me that it was b/c i wasnt getting any and that most guys dont have it every morning. i said bullshit. i know it might not wake you up all the time but for someone like me who moves a decent amount in my sleep, its a HUGEE ( ) stop block and wakes me up. whats common for you guys out there?"

She is fucking retarded.

5/14/2008 8:34:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence

5/14/2008 8:37:14 PM

back in 10th grade i did without for at least 3 months- i lost count.

then on vacation i didn't do it for about 21-22 days.

second time i had a long vacation, i did it halfway after about 10 days damn that milf was hot.

but when i'm at home the record is only about 11 days.

currently: 0.15 days

5/14/2008 8:45:17 PM

^8 i think you are not getting laid enough and have a problem

[Edited on May 14, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

5/14/2008 8:46:04 PM

5/14/2008 8:50:13 PM

you call it a problem, girls call it a blessing.

5/14/2008 8:51:01 PM

I was 18 years old in basic training, 3 months without jerking off. Probably had something to do with the food we ate, because onetime I held off for my girlfriend at the time for 5 weeks and it was UNBEARABLE.

5/14/2008 8:54:17 PM

i think it's really cool saving up and then unleasing all up in a girls face. i can only do that every once and awhile though.

5/14/2008 8:55:42 PM

i didnt jerk it for 5 days during christmas and my nuts started to hurt...after 5 days it was like silly string

5/14/2008 8:56:03 PM

I've gone weeks if I'm getting steady cunt during that time

but on average its pretty much an every day thing

5/14/2008 8:58:16 PM

im trying to go for about a week so that i can surprise a girl

5/14/2008 9:13:50 PM

Quote :

"so that i can surprise a girl"

surprise her with what? a stupid large load?

5/14/2008 9:20:12 PM

not to sound gross but i broke my record yesterday

5/14/2008 9:25:02 PM

A LARGE LOAD
YES
A LARGE LOAD

5/14/2008 9:29:49 PM

^ by volume or weight?

5/14/2008 9:30:06 PM

My loads are notoriously big anyway, so withholding from nutting doesn't really increase the size of them

I always leave em looking like a glazed donut

5/14/2008 9:34:21 PM

if i hold off the orgasm for like an hour it like triples in volume

5/14/2008 9:35:50 PM

so should it be negative if I'm in the process? because I am.

5/14/2008 9:46:01 PM

I'm weird

if I'm getting it regularly, I beat it regularly, or if I'm stressed

otherwise I don't do it often, been like 2 days here

5/14/2008 9:47:59 PM

^^ still 0 days.

[Edited on May 14, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : ^]

5/14/2008 9:48:06 PM

Quote :

"she tried to tell me that it was b/c i wasnt getting any and that most guys dont have it every morning."

/dumb broad

5/14/2008 10:39:08 PM

2 days

but i had sex yesterday

5/14/2008 10:43:05 PM

Quote :

"she tried to tell me that it was b/c i wasnt getting any and that most guys dont have it every morning."

She doesn't know what she is talking about.

I have been married for a while now. And I am sure that TWW knows that I am one easy lay, so my husband can get it whenever and however he wants. And he still enjoys morning wood.

[Edited on May 14, 2008 at 11:11 PM. Reason : My husband asks, "Is she fugly?"]

5/14/2008 11:10:00 PM

what is this "jerking off" you all speak off?

5/14/2008 11:26:07 PM

^^ haha no she isnt. just doesnt have a man sleeping over all the time. i wish more women respected the morning wood and would learn to take care of it for us instead of either pissing or getting more tired by doing it ourselves.

5/14/2008 11:56:28 PM

yup definately dumb girl. lol gotta love the morning wood. I usually wake up first...surprise!

5/15/2008 2:48:33 AM

.75

5/15/2008 2:50:45 AM

very many days grrrrr

5/15/2008 2:52:11 AM

exactly one

5/15/2008 2:56:28 AM

It's been a day since you gave an HJ?

You know, cause girls can't actually jerk off. Don't try to co-opt our phrase. You can flick the bean or diddle yourself, but you cannot jerk off.

5/15/2008 3:07:04 AM

Diddle yourself? lol.

I'm going to start using that.

5/15/2008 3:08:36 AM

Quote :

"a HUGEE ()"

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 4:49 AM. Reason : just making sure this wasnt overlooked]

5/15/2008 4:49:22 AM

4 days
last night i got close to stroking it, but i stopped myself

5/15/2008 9:28:11 AM