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bout 70 percent for me

5/12/2008 8:33:16 AM

arog20012001
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like less than 1%

5/12/2008 8:33:52 AM

hershculez
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< 10%. But probably because I wake up at the latest possible moment before I have to be somewhere.

5/12/2008 8:34:12 AM

drunknloaded
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if i wake up with morning wood i figure thats gods way of telling me to do it...pretty much like 100 percent of the time with me but i mean i dont often wake up with morning wood so its not really a prob

5/12/2008 8:36:43 AM

scotieb24
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~0%, now morning woods that lead to sex is a different story.

5/12/2008 8:38:57 AM

Str8BacardiL
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I always go for sex first, if that does not work then its 100%.

5/12/2008 8:39:53 AM

drunknloaded
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yeah well i mean that would be ideal...

5/12/2008 8:41:23 AM

Scary Larry
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^^

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 8:41 AM. Reason : ^]

5/12/2008 8:41:26 AM

Str8BacardiL
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If she's trying to sleep some days she just points at the computer.

5/12/2008 8:42:17 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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that's funny as hell

5/12/2008 8:42:45 AM

drunknloaded
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haha that is pretty fucking funny

5/12/2008 8:44:38 AM

packman_77
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98.6....no wait, that's my temperature....the answer is 75%

5/12/2008 8:45:41 AM

seedless
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thats when you have to 'sneak' it in... don't ask just shove

5/12/2008 8:46:16 AM

scotieb24
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"If she's trying to sleep some days she just points at the computer. "


lol thats great

5/12/2008 8:48:48 AM

damosyangsta
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i don't have time in the morning to work it off.

i just ride it out

5/12/2008 10:11:08 AM

Jeepin4x4
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< 5%

I cant even begin to think when the last time i beat off in the morning was. Usually i just pee and hop in the shower and it subsides rather quickly.

5/12/2008 10:15:52 AM

Arab13
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or sex? 20%+

5/12/2008 10:56:20 AM

Fareako
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"thats when you have to 'sneak' it in... don't ask just shove the butt"


There, fixed it for you.

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 10:59 AM. Reason : /quote]

5/12/2008 10:59:11 AM

statered
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haha mastrubation

5/12/2008 11:26:19 AM

KeB
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mine leads to morning head

5/12/2008 1:21:47 PM

roguewarrior
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"< 10%. But probably because I wake up at the latest possible moment before I have to be somewhere."

5/12/2008 2:11:24 PM

GraniteBalls
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Quote :
"If she's trying to sleep some days she just points at the computer. "



5/12/2008 3:07:36 PM

slowblack96
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less than 1% fer me

5/12/2008 3:29:31 PM

Aficionado
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0.0

5/12/2008 5:28:04 PM

jwdeesnuts
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i'll say 1-2%. sometimes morning wood on the weekends comes at like 11 or noon. with nothing to do...

but on weekdays or whenever i've got work i never have the time.

5/12/2008 6:52:30 PM

joe17669
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a lot of it leads to sex or at least a handjob.

5/12/2008 6:59:25 PM

Lewizzle
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A good percentage. But I still get random wood throughout the day like I'm 16.

5/12/2008 7:07:52 PM

pilgrimshoes
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oddly enough


very little morning wood does


but i'm completely addicted to porn in the morning, but after breakfast.

5/12/2008 7:08:45 PM

Snewf
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morning porn is pretty good

I like morning sex

5/12/2008 7:39:00 PM

pilgrimshoes
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i've had an ex that used to get pissed that i had a superstition where i had to beat it int he morning prior to an exam or any big pressure situation at work

what a weirdo

5/12/2008 7:40:48 PM

Snewf
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why would an ex ever get pissed that you jerked it, regardless of the circumstances

I mean maybe if it was in a location or situation inappropriate enough to be illegal but fuck even that has its place

good thing you said ex

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 7:43 PM. Reason : prohibited by culture - not by girlfriend]

5/12/2008 7:43:18 PM

evlbuxmbetty
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100%

5/12/2008 7:47:07 PM

pilgrimshoes
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perhaps it was the at her computer in her desk chair while she slept thing

5/12/2008 7:47:16 PM

LivinProof78
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well at least you didn't beat off in her bed while she slept

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 7:49 PM. Reason : or in her hair]

5/12/2008 7:49:15 PM

Kiwi
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Jerking in secret while your mate is around heightens the fun of it all......

5/12/2008 7:51:28 PM

colter
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haha being stressed out makes me beat the hell out of it

but as for morning beatin, nah

I never do that, but if there's a chick beside me, I almost always do the mornin bwnage

5/12/2008 8:28:17 PM

arcgreek
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I'm not a morning person, neither is she.

However, she does like to help play with it, if she isn't into sex at the time.

5/12/2008 8:53:15 PM

colter
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it's better when they find your morning wood before you know you've even got it


it's like, "ohh ok, I guess I can wake up for that"

5/12/2008 8:54:55 PM

SwtJewelBird
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Female equivlent (minus wood) would be about 80 %.

5/12/2008 8:55:09 PM

arcgreek
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You mean that ya'll don't always wake up w/ it?????

5/12/2008 8:56:43 PM

colter
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haha... oh you'd wake up with some mornin wood if I was there girl

5/12/2008 8:57:57 PM

SwtJewelBird
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LMAO... TMI there...

5/12/2008 9:06:22 PM

drunknloaded
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haha not really

5/12/2008 9:07:48 PM

pilgrimshoes
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i'll give you too much of something

5/12/2008 9:07:48 PM

colter
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haha I was being tame

5/12/2008 9:09:53 PM

LRlilDaddy
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"mine leads to morning head"


you must be dating a morning blow up doll.

i would say like 11.7% for me

5/12/2008 9:28:17 PM

drunknloaded
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dude i just realize my percentage is more like 115 percent...

5/12/2008 9:31:34 PM

umop-apisdn
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i usually wake up with just enough time to start work. and on the weekends, i usually just lay around in bed. id say 90% of the time it's because i have to pee, which makes it hard (punny). but as soon as i pee, it's gone.

5/12/2008 11:42:04 PM

HUR
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depends on how late to work i am from hitting the snooze button a variable number of times.

5/12/2008 11:44:27 PM

Vix
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the best part of waking up...

is your dick in some chicks mouth?

5/12/2008 11:54:25 PM

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