bout 70 percent for me
5/12/2008 8:33:16 AM
like less than 1%
5/12/2008 8:33:52 AM
< 10%. But probably because I wake up at the latest possible moment before I have to be somewhere.
5/12/2008 8:34:12 AM
if i wake up with morning wood i figure thats gods way of telling me to do it...pretty much like 100 percent of the time with me but i mean i dont often wake up with morning wood so its not really a prob
5/12/2008 8:36:43 AM
~0%, now morning woods that lead to sex is a different story.
5/12/2008 8:38:57 AM
I always go for sex first, if that does not work then its 100%.
5/12/2008 8:39:53 AM
yeah well i mean that would be ideal...
5/12/2008 8:41:23 AM
^^[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 8:41 AM. Reason : ^]
5/12/2008 8:41:26 AM
If she's trying to sleep some days she just points at the computer. ]
5/12/2008 8:42:17 AM
that's funny as hell
5/12/2008 8:42:45 AM
haha that is pretty fucking funny
5/12/2008 8:44:38 AM
98.6....no wait, that's my temperature....the answer is 75%
5/12/2008 8:45:41 AM
thats when you have to 'sneak' it in... don't ask just shove
5/12/2008 8:46:16 AM
5/12/2008 8:48:48 AM
i don't have time in the morning to work it off.i just ride it out
5/12/2008 10:11:08 AM
< 5% I cant even begin to think when the last time i beat off in the morning was. Usually i just pee and hop in the shower and it subsides rather quickly.
5/12/2008 10:15:52 AM
or sex? 20%+
5/12/2008 10:56:20 AM
5/12/2008 10:59:11 AM
haha mastrubation
5/12/2008 11:26:19 AM
mine leads to morning head
5/12/2008 1:21:47 PM
5/12/2008 2:11:24 PM
5/12/2008 3:07:36 PM
less than 1% fer me
5/12/2008 3:29:31 PM
0.0
5/12/2008 5:28:04 PM
i'll say 1-2%. sometimes morning wood on the weekends comes at like 11 or noon. with nothing to do...but on weekdays or whenever i've got work i never have the time.
5/12/2008 6:52:30 PM
a lot of it leads to sex or at least a handjob.
5/12/2008 6:59:25 PM
A good percentage. But I still get random wood throughout the day like I'm 16.
5/12/2008 7:07:52 PM
oddly enoughvery little morning wood doesbut i'm completely addicted to porn in the morning, but after breakfast.
5/12/2008 7:08:45 PM
morning porn is pretty goodI like morning sex
5/12/2008 7:39:00 PM
i've had an ex that used to get pissed that i had a superstition where i had to beat it int he morning prior to an exam or any big pressure situation at workwhat a weirdo
5/12/2008 7:40:48 PM
why would an ex ever get pissed that you jerked it, regardless of the circumstancesI mean maybe if it was in a location or situation inappropriate enough to be illegal but fuck even that has its placegood thing you said ex[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 7:43 PM. Reason : prohibited by culture - not by girlfriend]
5/12/2008 7:43:18 PM
100%
5/12/2008 7:47:07 PM
perhaps it was the at her computer in her desk chair while she slept thing
5/12/2008 7:47:16 PM
well at least you didn't beat off in her bed while she slept[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 7:49 PM. Reason : or in her hair]
5/12/2008 7:49:15 PM
Jerking in secret while your mate is around heightens the fun of it all......
5/12/2008 7:51:28 PM
haha being stressed out makes me beat the hell out of itbut as for morning beatin, nahI never do that, but if there's a chick beside me, I almost always do the mornin bwnage
5/12/2008 8:28:17 PM
I'm not a morning person, neither is she.However, she does like to help play with it, if she isn't into sex at the time.
5/12/2008 8:53:15 PM
it's better when they find your morning wood before you know you've even got it it's like, "ohh ok, I guess I can wake up for that"
5/12/2008 8:54:55 PM
Female equivlent (minus wood) would be about 80 %.
5/12/2008 8:55:09 PM
You mean that ya'll don't always wake up w/ it?????
5/12/2008 8:56:43 PM
haha... oh you'd wake up with some mornin wood if I was there girl
5/12/2008 8:57:57 PM
LMAO... TMI there...
5/12/2008 9:06:22 PM
haha not really
5/12/2008 9:07:48 PM
i'll give you too much of something
haha I was being tame
5/12/2008 9:09:53 PM
5/12/2008 9:28:17 PM
dude i just realize my percentage is more like 115 percent...
5/12/2008 9:31:34 PM
i usually wake up with just enough time to start work. and on the weekends, i usually just lay around in bed. id say 90% of the time it's because i have to pee, which makes it hard (punny). but as soon as i pee, it's gone.
5/12/2008 11:42:04 PM
depends on how late to work i am from hitting the snooze button a variable number of times.
5/12/2008 11:44:27 PM
the best part of waking up...is your dick in some chicks mouth?
5/12/2008 11:54:25 PM