My girlfriend was using my computer and saw a link to a specific youporn video that I had watched and when I got home last night was all pissed about it and couldn't sleep. We've talked about porn before and she said she doesn't really like it, but understands why guys watch it and was generally ok with that.

Now she's giving me the stink eye all morning and acting pissed...

What'd I do wrong? I don't wanna have to hide shit from her....

Have any of you had this inevitable trainwreck happen to you, and with what results?

5/3/2008 10:59:13 AM

this girl

she is silly

any girl that doesn't see the inherent hilarity in porn (or sex, or any number of other things) is silly

5/3/2008 11:00:04 AM

why would you put up with a woman like this?

5/3/2008 11:01:16 AM

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

but seriously, is a (non-deviant) girl ever gonna be OK with it? she's supposed to be ok with you fapping to other girls? are you ok with her flicking the bean to some other guy?

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : .]

5/3/2008 11:01:28 AM

my gf wants to watch porn with me but I'm afraid she'll be scared off by all my fetish pron

tell your gf to grow up

grown ups like seeing other grown ups fuck around
its erotic, or something

watch it together and she won't feel so threatened

5/3/2008 11:01:33 AM

thats how my girlfriend is

i just dont let her near my computer

5/3/2008 11:01:49 AM

CTRL+Shift+Delete

ftmfw

5/3/2008 11:03:09 AM

I know that works in google search, but how do you erase from the address bar the pull-down box of addresses? That's where she got me.

And I'm more interested in her response than my getting caught...

5/3/2008 11:05:42 AM

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"she's supposed to be ok with you fapping to other girls? are you ok with her flicking the bean to some other guy?"

Who wouldnt be?

5/3/2008 11:06:33 AM

^^in FF, it clears that too

in IE, sometimes when you delete all that it deletes the urls, sometimes it doesn't. i've called MS and asked about clearing all the urls out of IE and they said that IE doesn't have that ability

5/3/2008 11:07:39 AM

TWW never fails to disappoint me.

5/3/2008 11:08:19 AM

You should give her shit for checking up and you and go into a rant about how you feel she can't trust you and put the blame back on her.

5/3/2008 11:08:38 AM

If I watch porn with my girlfriend, she prefers not to see girl on girl, rim robs, or anal. Everything else is okay with her which doesn't leave much else. She's not totally against the idea though she just only gets off on it when she's with me.

5/3/2008 11:09:44 AM

so your girlfriend doesn't mind BDSM, watersports, dog sex, etc?

5/3/2008 11:10:56 AM

Quote :

"this girl she is silly"

Quote :

"why would you put up with a woman like this?"

Quote :

"tell your gf to grow up"

Quote :

"You should give her shit for checking up and you and go into a rant about how you feel she can't trust you and put the blame back on her."

He said she was using his computer

Quote :

"but seriously, is a (non-deviant) girl ever gonna be OK with it?"

Most adults are able to differentiate between the realms of fantasy and real life. A woman bothered by the thought of her man fapping to anyone but her is someone you might not want to be with. She's likely to be jealous, controlling, unreasonable, and perhaps immature. A reaction like this is a manifestation of those traits

5/3/2008 11:12:36 AM

why would a girl not want to see girl/girl?

every girl i know loves girls

5/3/2008 11:12:40 AM

give her a rim job and she'll be cool.

5/3/2008 11:12:56 AM

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"but seriously, is a (non-deviant) girl ever gonna be OK with it? "

What does being deviant have to do with it?

As long as it doesn't take away from her, I don't see why fapping to a girl on a computer screen, who you are unlikely to ever meet, is a problem. When it starts to interfere with the relationship or when he starts stepping out, that is when it's a problem.

5/3/2008 11:13:12 AM

She honestly cares because instead of fucking her you are fucking yourself.
Start fucking her more, emphasize on the clit more

5/3/2008 11:14:07 AM

tell her that unless she's going to act like the girls in the movie, to leave you the fuck alone and let you have your porn.

5/3/2008 11:14:17 AM

"specific youporn video"

was it something ridiculous - i.e. midgets, freakshows, gay? if so, she may have a case

5/3/2008 11:16:02 AM

Yeah, until he shows her the thread he got the link from

5/3/2008 11:16:22 AM

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"so your girlfriend doesn't mind BDSM, watersports, dog sex, etc?"

Haha, unfortunately no. She just likes a guy and a girl with oral and regular old sex. I guess until we start doing something different, she might end up not cringing when she watches it.

5/3/2008 11:17:13 AM

crap cleaner ftw: http://www.ccleaner.com/download

5/3/2008 11:18:37 AM

You should never have to hide porn from your gf.

She likes you and should be open minded or at least know what you like, what interests you, and what turns you on.

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 11:22 AM. Reason : -]

5/3/2008 11:21:22 AM

i dated a girl once who thought me watching porn was cheating on her

seriously

SRSLY

5/3/2008 11:22:28 AM

i've got to get this cleaner. i turn my laptop in for my job in a couple of weeks. i need to clean everything out or just throw in a disc and re-image from scratch.

5/3/2008 11:22:42 AM

yah same question, why do you tolerate that... tell her to become a little more mature :x

5/3/2008 11:22:48 AM

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"i dated a girl once who thought me watching porn was cheating on her seriously SRSLY"

My bf's ex was like that

Between a few of her other very negative traits, and then my awesome ones, I must have seemed like a damn godsend.

5/3/2008 11:24:13 AM

^

There is no free lunch.

You were just is horrible. Lets not kid ourselves we're adults.

5/3/2008 11:25:11 AM

password on your screensaver set to 1 minute while you're away - to hell with cleaning up your own computer of porn you might want to see again

5/3/2008 11:25:55 AM

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"i dated a girl once who thought me watching porn was cheating on her seriously SRSLY"

Reality Check!
I knew a guy whose girl thought the same way. She was back home and he was up here though, a 2.5 hours drive. She claimed that he didn't need to be watching porn cause she would give him what he needed. He was all like if you can be here whenever I need to get off I wont watch porn, but if you can't then he's going to. She either gave in, or he did it anyways and she had to deal.

5/3/2008 11:26:15 AM

Yea, I have a feeling his ex never had to sleep on someone's couch because of the bridges she burned.

5/3/2008 11:26:19 AM

it's kinda funny

i have a habit of corrupting girls

with her i created a monster that when set loose after we broke up went off and tried to suck or fuck every cock in the city

5/3/2008 11:26:35 AM

Quote :

"You were just is horrible. Lets not kid ourselves we're adults."

Oh, I'm not saying I'm perfect.

I just saying that the combination of my good traits (new to him, as far as their presence in his girlfriends) + not having any of her bad traits = making me seem better than I am

Initially, at least

5/3/2008 11:27:11 AM

Quote :

"Reality Check! I knew a guy whose girl thought the same way. She was back home and he was up here though, a 2.5 hours drive. She claimed that he didn't need to be watching porn cause she would give him what he needed. He was all like if you can be here whenever I need to get off I wont watch porn, but if you can't then he's going to. She either gave in, or he did it anyways and she had to deal."

same sort of deal

although i was able to convince her that i was going to watch porn regardless of how she felt, and if she wanted me to "not cheat" that it'd require some pretty kinky homemade stuff and "i'd watch our videos when i felt the need to watch porn"

that was kinda slick

5/3/2008 11:28:12 AM

Quote :

"with her i created a monster that when set loose after we broke up went off and tried to suck or fuck every cock in the city "

always gives you a warm fuzzy feeling when that happens.

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 11:33 AM. Reason : pilgrim ... lol if what you say in this thread is true .... you're my kind of man high five.]

5/3/2008 11:32:57 AM

Quote :

"She likes you and should be open minded or at least know what you like, what interests you, and what turns you on."

/thread

5/3/2008 11:34:01 AM

Yea.

Is it bad when you watch videos that you've made and you're all just like "Meh, I've seen better."?

5/3/2008 11:34:04 AM

What kills me is that she knew I watched porn when masturbating...and was ok with it. Something about seeing that link just made it hit home I guess.

And it wasn't anything too bad...blowjob with a little bit of face rape...if she watched it. Meh.

And no, sex (more, better, etc.) isn't the problem...whoever is offering that as a solution is clueless.

I can't just up and say "aw, grow up" to her either...I think that'd only make matters worse.

So I'm fucked. I refuse to hide that shit, or lock my computer to her use. She can either not use it or deal with it.

5/3/2008 11:34:31 AM

Quote :

"Oh, I'm not saying I'm perfect. I just saying that the combination of my good traits (new to him, as far as their presence in his girlfriends) + not having any of her bad traits = making me seem better than I am Initially, at least "

much better

5/3/2008 11:34:43 AM

oh homemade pornography

5/3/2008 11:35:04 AM

the best time for the camera to add 10 lbs

5/3/2008 11:35:57 AM

6 lbs to my cock
2 lbs per nut

5/3/2008 11:36:40 AM

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"blowjob with a little bit of face rape"

plz to post in pilgrimshoes face rape thread kthx

5/3/2008 11:39:50 AM

That's where I got the fucking link from!

5/3/2008 11:41:00 AM

lol agree

5/3/2008 11:41:34 AM

5/3/2008 11:41:56 AM

oops

5/3/2008 11:42:27 AM

s e u

5/3/2008 11:44:18 AM