if(roses.color == '#ff0000' && violets.color == '#0000ff' && sugar.attributes.indexOf('sweet') > -1) {
	you.attributes.addAttribute('sweet');
	}

4/30/2008 12:30:04 PM

4/30/2008 12:31:57 PM

it's been done

4/30/2008 12:32:08 PM

if roses are red and violets are blue and sugar has a sweet attribute, then you also has a sweet attribute? is that about right?

4/30/2008 12:36:13 PM

i've always been a fan of this nerd poem

Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
Their indices bedecked from one to n,
Commingled in an endless Markov chain!

Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
It whispers of a more ergodic zone.

In Riemann, Hilbert, or in Banach space
Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.
Our asymptotes no longer out of phase,
We shall encounter, counting, face to face.

I'll grant thee random access to my heart,
Thou'lt tell me all the constants of thy love;
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove,
And in our bound partition never part.

For what did Cauchy know, or Christoffel,
Or Fourier, or any Boole or Euler,
Wielding their compasses, their pens and rulers,
Of thy supernal sinusoidal spell?

Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.

Ellipse of bliss, converge, O lips divine!
The product of our scalars is defined!
Cyberiad draws nigh, and the skew mind
Cuts capers like a happy haversine.

I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die,
Had he but known such a² cos 2 phi

4/30/2008 12:45:05 PM

My head hurts now

4/30/2008 12:46:27 PM