the girlfriend hates how much fast food i eat. she gave me an ultimatum... for every time she finds out that I eat fast food, it will be 3 days without any kind of sex.

this sucks i wanted chick-fil-a so bad today.

on a good note she packed me an awesome lunch today

4/28/2008 9:59:45 PM

whipped

4/28/2008 10:00:25 PM

dude, chick-fil-a is not fast food.

4/28/2008 10:00:35 PM

Chick filet should be the exception

4/28/2008 10:00:44 PM

You just got pwned.

4/28/2008 10:00:50 PM

what all does she count as fast food?

4/28/2008 10:00:50 PM

pay in cash, eat in the restaurant and throw everything away before you leave

4/28/2008 10:00:51 PM

how much fast food do you eat?

4/28/2008 10:00:52 PM

Plow her like 9 times and order a pizza when you're done.

4/28/2008 10:01:42 PM

pwnt

would she fold if you racked up a few days?

my gf brought me chic fil a for lunch today

it was awesome

[Edited on April 28, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : 

4/28/2008 10:01:44 PM

4/28/2008 10:02:14 PM

Plow her like 9 times and order get her to order you a pizza when you're done.

4/28/2008 10:03:03 PM

sounds like you have to give an...

arm and a leg for this girl?

ZING!

4/28/2008 10:03:17 PM

dear soon to be mrs. dr. numbers... i never eat fast food

4/28/2008 10:03:19 PM

I ate healthy tonight... told them to hold the lettuce on my Homewrecker

4/28/2008 10:03:34 PM

you can still eat bojangles though, right?

4/28/2008 10:04:00 PM

dump her...the end

4/28/2008 10:05:08 PM

maybe 5 times a week? usually its chick fil a or wendy's. ive been hitting up zaxbys pretty hard over the past several months

im totally whipped

she knows how to check my credit card bill online (she's had to login and set the payment transfer for me before) so it looks like im gonna have to start using cash.

4/28/2008 10:05:48 PM

Quote :

"for every time she finds out that I eat fast food, it will be 3 days without any kind of sex. from her "

[Edited on April 28, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : k]

4/28/2008 10:05:52 PM

You should probably eat raw vegetables slowly as you stare at her crotch. You'll be back to fast food in no time.

4/28/2008 10:05:59 PM

Sounds like a smart woman, fast food should not be eaten, and you know better.


You do eat too much fast food.

(the no sex part does suck, though)

4/28/2008 10:06:13 PM

Keep eating fast food, if you're getting married any time soon you should probably go ahead and get used to not having sex.

4/28/2008 10:07:49 PM

If you've been dating for several years, the same happens

4/28/2008 10:09:12 PM

^That's why god made two holes, so you don't get bored when she's tired of you plowin' the first one.

4/28/2008 10:11:31 PM

wait you're engaged?

4/28/2008 10:11:41 PM

you need to set your bitch straight and introduce her to your backhand

4/28/2008 10:14:18 PM

Wait...
Stop eating fast food.
Then marry her.
And turn into a total slob.

It'll be like a big role reversal that will blow her mind.

4/28/2008 10:17:49 PM

in a few years you'll be tired of fucking her...

Fast food, on the other hand, is a love affair that will last a lifetime.


Go with the food.

4/28/2008 10:25:06 PM

^idk, she does wash his eye

4/28/2008 10:29:34 PM

just keep eat fast food anyway and see how long she can go without sex.

4/28/2008 10:32:57 PM

^ from you.

4/28/2008 10:34:13 PM

i thought this thread was gonna be about buttlickin

4/28/2008 10:34:59 PM

fast food is awful for you

sex is good for you

you're getting married to the girl, so the sex will stop soon

when it stops, it never starts again

you can get fast food after you stop getting sex, so just keep getting laid for now

4/28/2008 10:36:46 PM

Quote :

"You should probably eat raw vegetables slowly as you stare at her crotch. You'll be back to fast food in no time. "

4/28/2008 10:38:19 PM

[Edited on April 28, 2008 at 10:48 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2008 10:46:51 PM

eat your food and tell her to go fuck herself while you jack off with your "cheese paper"

4/28/2008 11:02:48 PM

4/28/2008 11:25:37 PM

with all that you post on here, doesn't she ever come look for herself?

4/28/2008 11:45:21 PM

haha i had chic-fil-a tonight, it was fantastic

4/28/2008 11:46:56 PM

4/28/2008 11:51:23 PM

wait wait wait, she has a say in whether or not you have sex?

4/28/2008 11:53:02 PM

^ with her

4/28/2008 11:54:40 PM

while i think that you should be moderate in your intake of your fast food, i wouldn't stand for a girlfriend using sex as a weapon or as leverage like that, or trying to restrict me from eating any fast food at all.

4/28/2008 11:58:20 PM

^ yeah really.

that makes me

4/28/2008 11:59:25 PM

Any woman who withholds sex as leverage is not worth keeping.

4/29/2008 12:00:45 AM

wait, she knows how to check your credit card online? And you let her?

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING PASSWORD!!!

Dude, that's beyond whipped. She check your email too?

4/29/2008 12:04:31 AM

that's not "whipped" thats being controlled. And its wrong.

4/29/2008 12:05:42 AM

DISHONESTY IS THE FOUNDATION OF A RELATIONSHIP

4/29/2008 12:06:25 AM

^^ So wrong. Go find a good woman.

4/29/2008 12:06:50 AM

^^^^

yeah, seriously

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 12:07 AM. Reason : aasdfasdfasd]

4/29/2008 12:07:05 AM