that is all

4/28/2008 5:48:56 PM

hahahaha

4/28/2008 5:49:19 PM

[courtesy flush]

4/28/2008 5:49:30 PM

did the shit pinnacle reach your ass?

4/28/2008 5:49:54 PM

balls to the water im guessing

4/28/2008 6:09:43 PM

hahaha

sumfoo1: Oh man, I need to crap. Here goes.... *squeeze*
Turd: ...and I'm freeeeeee. Free fallin'........ *splash*
sumfoo1: I really dislike the feeling of water splashing up my bunghole. I think I'll make a thread...

4/28/2008 6:12:17 PM

dude

how can people not put down a landing pad of TP before shitting

i do that shit in my personal toilet

4/28/2008 6:14:03 PM

Quote :

"i do that shit in my personal toilet"

4/28/2008 6:14:47 PM

ive only recently discovered the landing pad. shit is tight.

4/28/2008 6:21:47 PM

it really only takes a few squares

got to keep the plunger in hand though because cloggages are more likely

4/28/2008 6:26:00 PM

landing pad!? Brilliant! I can't wait for my next visit to the toilet

4/28/2008 6:27:08 PM

do i need to patent this shit...landing pad

4/28/2008 6:28:00 PM

you do that... i cadded up the ultimate toilet... i'm calling kohler tomorrow...

4/28/2008 6:29:59 PM

i think the idea is that they are there as pit stops meant for liquid usually. haha

4/28/2008 6:46:33 PM

YEAH BUT WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO SHIT

SHIT EVERYWHERE

4/28/2008 6:47:26 PM

many of the toilets in Germany have "poop shelves"

4/28/2008 6:48:33 PM

splatter damage

4/28/2008 6:49:18 PM

Quote :

"landing pad"

Brilliant.

4/28/2008 6:49:19 PM

many places in europe are just stalls with holes in the ground so you dont actually sit down...you kinda just squat.

4/28/2008 6:49:35 PM

I think you mean Asia

[Edited on April 28, 2008 at 6:50 PM. Reason : e]

4/28/2008 6:50:07 PM

.... think turd water park.... thats what my toilet looks like...

4/28/2008 6:50:41 PM

u must act quick

because the landing pad doesn't last long

4/28/2008 6:50:59 PM

nope, i mean europe like italy and stuff.

or kids in paris just piss in the street. hah

4/28/2008 6:51:00 PM

In Amsterdam there are blinds that you can step behind and piss into the canals.

4/28/2008 6:52:18 PM

squat toilets in europe are the exception, not the rule

4/28/2008 6:54:59 PM

p.s. this thread didn't start do to splashing

4/28/2008 6:59:04 PM

but splashing exists

all too often

w/o proper precautions

4/28/2008 7:00:10 PM

the worst is the solid turd howitzer, an unexpected fart between turdlets

4/28/2008 7:09:58 PM

you mean best

4/28/2008 7:13:22 PM