via AIM not too long ago. check this convo with Brandon today.

Quote :

"BrandonG561: yo BrandonG561: i got a problem man biggerthomas718: what up? biggerthomas718: what up homie ? biggerthomas718: what the fuck is up ? BrandonG561: I think I suffer from P.E. BrandonG561: I can last for shit biggerthomas718: what's PE. biggerthomas718: ? BrandonG561: Premature Ejaculation biggerthomas718: lol. BrandonG561: hahaha BrandonG561: lmao biggerthomas718: you think that's what you have ? BrandonG561: well, the majority of the time, I last for like 5 min and then have to start over again BrandonG561: and next weekend i'm going to be with this new girl whos going to wanna fuck BrandonG561: and i really want to blow this bitches mind away BrandonG561: any tips? biggerthomas718: that's the problem. biggerthomas718: you're applying too much eagerness already biggerthomas718: just fucking relax. BrandonG561: yeah, i read that biggerthomas718: if you put too much pressure on yourself you've already lost. BrandonG561: something about breathing too biggerthomas718: don't get into all the crazy shit. biggerthomas718: just relax, man. biggerthomas718: i mean be you, but just relax. BrandonG561: how can thsee porn stars do it but I can't? biggerthomas718: sex is 90% mental. biggerthomas718: that's the thing. biggerthomas718: brb. going to blockbuster. BrandonG561: alright man"

4/27/2008 2:01:54 PM

ntlb

4/27/2008 2:03:19 PM

^ this thread is a 10 pager. just watch. ibtl.

4/27/2008 2:16:11 PM

some guys got it, some guys dont. gotta work with what ya got.

4/27/2008 2:16:46 PM

Quote :

"BrandonG561: how can thsee porn stars do it but I can't? "

4/27/2008 2:48:00 PM

i couldn't say you got it or you don't. the more i'm into a chick i'm able to go for a few hours. i guess that's why i don't bwn random VAG. i don't feel the obligation to please it.

here's more advice:

Quote :

"BrandonG561: yo, so you really don't have any other tips? biggerthomas718: there's no tips, man. sex is mental. biggerthomas718: i've never had an off night like that, but i pace myself. biggerthomas718: sex is a sport, bro. biggerthomas718: don't get it fucked up. biggerthomas718: stamina = cardio and weight-lifting and proper diet. BrandonG561: damn"

4/27/2008 2:50:59 PM

shrug, i couldnt possibly give advice to some people. i mean the best vag ive ever had, i held out longer than the worst. guess im just inconsistent.

4/27/2008 2:54:46 PM

taking advice from Amsterdam is like taking sex tips from a nun.

4/27/2008 4:10:52 PM

take advice from me and your pussy surplus will increase in multitudes. massive volumes VAG. pussy by the lbs.


i will personally guarantee anyone that seeks woman advice from me i will increase your COUG count in both quality and quantity.

4/27/2008 4:59:11 PM

ok then amsterdan... how does one who has absolutely no social skill or charisma get a girl?

4/27/2008 5:05:10 PM

^ re: Cypher_____.

be out. be active. no matter what it is. particular something you enjoy. if you do that and follow the basics:

1) smell clean. women love a guy that smells good, doesn't have to be cologne, but smelling clean goes along way. i use baby oil, pink baby lotion, and baby shampoo everytime i shower. i'm amazed at how many women comment on how good I smell. i rarely ever wear colgne.

2) never where extremely dogged shoes. brand new and fashionable is always best, but if you can't just a nice quality shoe.

your footwork is important. i observed my dress and mostly i wear jeans. i generally wear dirty genes. i rarely wash them and i wash my hands on them constantly. i do this with every pair i own. i own about 100 pair of jeans over the years and the older ones always look best. typically i'm in jeans and a t-shirt or jeans and a button up shirt with my sleeves rolled.

it's also a key to look masculine. i never understood this metro-sexual thing or when looking like a queer was fashionable. be a man, talk like a man, walk like a man, smell like a man (or in my case, fresh as a babies ass).


there you have it. smell clean, shoes are IMPORTANT, nice shirt, cause of the weather i generally wear genes, plain t-shirts, nice sneakers and a watch.



those above are the basics. everything else is just up to you actually "talking". my approach is to gain a new female friend. typically when you do that you're in and women will eventually flock.

4/27/2008 5:21:02 PM

i have tons of jeans, i smell good. i got mad phat kicks, and a couple of good watches.

i am funny, i have good job. i am hilarious (sometimes). girls like me. im not crazy (anymore, that much)

but i flake out every time im supposed to meet someone. last night it was a girl and like 10 of her girl friends. (not all single but i want friends ok).. totally awesome way to meet some women around here. considering im a hermit and people try to drag me out all the time

i was supposed to be out at the tavern last night at 1030, and i got out of the shower and listenend to the phone ring 2 different times an hour apart. then i turned it off and went to bed.

im about to go over there and apologize but i was already on the 3rd strike and youre out rule. so that was 3. so now im gonna have to make some new friends

in other words DONT BE A FUCKING FLAKE FAGGOT ASSHOLE

so amsterdam, whats the advice. i can get the in, most times i dont even have to ask. but i ALWAYS flake out and dont show up. why why why why why

and im watching the wedding singer and mopping my pussy right now

4/27/2008 5:52:34 PM

youre my alias you fucking nutsack, answer me

4/27/2008 6:02:42 PM

Quote :

"so amsterdam, whats the advice. i can get the in, most times i dont even have to ask. but i ALWAYS flake out and dont show up. why why why why why "

i don't understand. "you get the in", but flake out. getting "in" is the hard part, that's the part that takes confidence. why you're unable to show up is more psychological. maybe the venue's where you're meeting are places you're not most comfortable.

give me more data to process, Jack. i can help you. i'm the only one who can.

4/27/2008 6:48:26 PM

Quote :

"never where extremely dogged shoes"

women notice shoes. guy with bad shoes =

4/27/2008 6:51:48 PM

^ vix: pipe it down, buddy. i'm the one who's giving advice in this thread.

i'm the only one qualified to save people. Vix, "You don't know psychology. I DO".


i'm the only one that can help these people.

4/27/2008 6:58:45 PM

i like this backshot.

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 7:01 PM. Reason : wrong thread, but fuck it. i love her body, B. ]

4/27/2008 7:00:32 PM

fuck it. advice column is on my blog now.


http://chlorococaina.blogspot.com

4/27/2008 8:05:45 PM