when a girl starts taking the pill does it work immediately or is there some lag time in which she can still get preggars?
4/25/2008 5:48:04 PM
if you don't know, maybe you shouldn't be doing her.
4/25/2008 5:49:09 PM
YOU DUN FUCKED UP
4/25/2008 5:49:16 PM
a punch in the uterus works right away
4/25/2008 5:49:23 PM
4/25/2008 5:54:08 PM
lag time = 1 month
4/25/2008 5:54:47 PM
^use spell check?
4/25/2008 5:55:40 PM
yes, there is some time before it starts working. You should wait a month with her on pills before it can be completely effective.
4/25/2008 5:59:06 PM
[Edited on April 25, 2008 at 6:44 PM. Reason : kik]
4/25/2008 6:44:07 PM
[Edited on April 25, 2008 at 6:47 PM. Reason :
4/25/2008 6:44:57 PM
Just keep wrapping it for a while.
4/25/2008 6:46:14 PM
wrap it for the first seven days of the first pack of pills unless she starts it at the beginning of her period
4/25/2008 7:15:50 PM
4/25/2008 7:20:15 PM
4/25/2008 7:26:11 PM
the whole wait a month thing is really overkill but if she didnt start at the first of her month or whatever then def wait until the next month
4/25/2008 7:27:04 PM
I don't know if there is a lag time but human error is what helps a woman get pregnant, that is if she does not take it at a regular time EVERYDAY! Glad that I am on Mirena.
4/25/2008 7:30:14 PM
yup. human error is what makes it only 99.9% effective.
4/25/2008 7:31:19 PM
with human error there is an 8% failure rate
4/25/2008 7:52:18 PM
yeah, I should have known there were lots of people who can't use things right.I had a teacher in high school who was also a nurse, who said a patient of hers thought that you were supposed to put the pill up into the vagina for it to work. She came back to the clinic pregnant and wondering why.
4/25/2008 8:13:50 PM
Make it idiot proof and they'll just make a better idiot.
4/25/2008 8:26:50 PM
shit just got real son
4/25/2008 8:42:15 PM
4/25/2008 11:26:49 PM
wow. those are the real directions for ortho? I don't think a freaking PhD could figure that shit out. Jeez
4/25/2008 11:32:00 PM
just come on her instead of in her
4/25/2008 11:46:47 PM
4/25/2008 11:47:00 PM
^already been corrected, but thanks for your concern
4/25/2008 11:53:33 PM
4/25/2008 11:55:21 PM
yeah it's only 99.9% effective if you take it perfectly. If you mess up the risk of failure jumps a lot.You should wait at least a week for it to take effect, to be safe give it a month.
4/26/2008 2:51:54 AM
This is sort of like the herpes meds commercial. "5 pills, 5 times a day? That's 25 pills! Who can remember all of that?"Motherfucker, look, if I had to inject something directly into my dick every 2 hours in order to stop my herpes or to keep from knocking a chick up I would do it. Remembering to take your No Babies pill should be pretty easy.
4/26/2008 3:05:18 AM
this is good ol fashioned birth control
4/26/2008 3:12:54 AM
Yup, if Serra was pregnant he ain't now!
4/26/2008 3:13:23 AM
4/26/2008 7:33:46 AM