ok so i came up with this idea, on my own, so dont try anything funny
ok so basically its a way to do time travel but you dont actually travel time
my idea is that people cant actually travel in time, at least backwards but subatomic particles can
so lets build a machine which can sense very sensitively subatomic particles on a conductor
then we just leave it there, in the future they will figure out how to send messages back in time to this machine, and if im correct as soon as we build it we'll see messages pop up


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4/24/2008 4:09:49 PM

try the soap box

i swear they're repeating the same thing they did last week in there

4/24/2008 4:11:27 PM

i time travel when i get drunk

4/24/2008 4:11:46 PM

i'm typing this from the future


nc state basketball still loses

4/24/2008 4:11:52 PM

the first message will probably be "destroy this infernal contraption now"

either that or

"Lawl!!!!1111!!one!!!lim->0!!!!i^4"

4/24/2008 4:12:15 PM

4/24/2008 4:16:15 PM

dude

just go buy a mac

leopard comes with Time Machine

4/24/2008 4:18:39 PM

I came up with that idea a long time ago, only in my version I would send myself stock tips from the following afternoon.

In you're version the first message you'll get will be "gg n00b".

4/24/2008 4:19:02 PM

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"in my version I would send myself stock tips from the following afternoon."

now that would be useful.

4/24/2008 4:20:00 PM

that'll end well

4/24/2008 4:21:33 PM

break ourselves down into subatomic particles with an exact magnetism on each particle to enable reconstruction of our bodies at the end destination.

that's more of a teleportation thing

4/24/2008 4:21:46 PM

of course, it wouldn't really be you coming out of the other end.

4/24/2008 4:24:05 PM

well it could logically be done for inanimate objects

but technology isnt quit there yet iirc

4/24/2008 4:24:57 PM

yeah but something tells me we are not just particles in the proper position
thats why i'd rather just send electrons
but seeing as how im not getting flamed for this, yall are actually buying this idea

4/24/2008 4:30:23 PM

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"i time travel when i get drunk"

Shit, i fast forward through entire days!

4/24/2008 4:31:33 PM

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"nc state basketball still loses"

no time travel needed for that one

4/24/2008 4:32:02 PM

that would give new meaning to "go fuck yourself"...

4/24/2008 5:30:05 PM

hahaha, that it would...that it would

4/24/2008 5:31:36 PM

... except quarks cant fucking help me bet on horses at the track.

4/24/2008 5:44:36 PM

4/24/2008 5:53:15 PM