On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this..

4/23/2008 4:11:28 PM

4/23/2008 4:11:53 PM

*CLAP CLAP CLAP* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!

4/23/2008 5:08:53 PM

tell 'em large marge sent ya

4/23/2008 5:09:48 PM

There's a lot of things about me that you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

4/24/2008 1:22:04 AM

There's no basement in the Alamo!

4/24/2008 1:35:04 AM

$texas

4/24/2008 1:41:06 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjL7NoWiwd8

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[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 8:25 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2008 8:25:43 AM