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LivinProof78
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how awesome I am because I'm a guy's girl and one of the guys I think I'm going to scream!!!!






I mean...it's a great compliment...but shit...I'm a girl too you know

4/19/2008 9:53:21 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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to girls that are one of the guys

4/19/2008 9:54:16 AM

Str8BacardiL
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lol

4/19/2008 9:57:55 AM

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^^ motion carried.....

4/19/2008 9:57:58 AM

AxlBonBach
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hardly a compliment

4/19/2008 9:58:20 AM

LivinProof78
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well considering all i hear most dudes say about girls is that they are whiney, bitchy, crazy, and just plain retarded....

i think i'll take it as a compliment

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 10:01 AM. Reason : asdf]

4/19/2008 10:01:04 AM

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well ya you got me there

4/19/2008 10:01:43 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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it seriously is. we're all so god dammed tired of the whiny bullshit of most girls

4/19/2008 10:02:11 AM

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LIVINPROOF, I THOUGHT you were a guy. anyways, delete this chicks answers and fill it out with your own. this will show "how much of a girl you are":


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"1) How old are you? 30

2) How tall are you? 5'2"

3) How much do you weigh? 107

4) What is your race? White Latino

5) What is your religion? child of God & the Universe

6) What is your bra size? Mouthful

7) What is your favorite tv show? First 48

8) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio

9) What is your favorite food? Italian

10) Do you make over 50 grand a year Yes

11) How old were you when you first had sex? 17 almost 18

12) Are you married? No

13) How many sex partners have you had? No comment

14) What is your sex fantasy? It involves lots of kissing, licking, sucking, & little bondage...maybe throw in a hot brazilian chick for some added fun

15) Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Not all the way

16) Have you ever had sex with someone outside your race? Yes

17) Have you ever had a threesome or more? No...I made out with 4 or 5 girls one night but that was it

18) Have you ever had anal sex ? Wouldn't you like to know

19) Do you masturbate ? When necessary

20) Have you ever stole anything? Besides hearts... I can't remember. Is finding something considered stealing?

21) Is there anything you feel guilty about? Can't say that I do

22) If you could have someone killed and not get caught would you? No

23) Do you really deep inside hate certain race of people? No

24) Do you think the war in Iraq is worth it? No

25) Do you think George Bush is doing a good job? No

26) What is your favorite fast food joint? Chick-Fil-A

27) Does penis size matter? Not really but it adds to the experience.

28) Are you afraid of death? No- it's the one thing that's guaranteed in life

29) Who are you going to vote for as our next prez? Obama

30) Do you have kids? Yes- 1

31) If you could turn back time what would you change?
Many things...but I probably would have left my ex a lot sooner

32) Have you ever smoked pot? Yes

33) Have you ever done cocaine? No

34) Have you ever done heroin? No

35) If you could live anywhere where? Not sure...

36) Is your life what you wanted it to be? Yes, and it gets better & better!

37) Have you ever cheated on your partner ? Karma!

38) Do you believe in what the goverment tells you? No

39) Do you believe in what the media tells you? No

40) How much tv do you watch in a day? sometimes none

41) What is your favorite book? Love Signs

42) Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes

43) Do you live on your own or with your parents? Own

44) Have you ever slept with someone for money? Never

45) What is something you hate about yourself? I hold back at times when I shouldn't- repress

46) Do you have over 5 grand saved up? No

47) Have you ever been in a fist fight? No

48) What is your favorite drink? Mojito

49) Do you like watching sports? Sometimes

50) Do you consider your self good looking? Yes

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and what's your thoughts on this chick.

4/19/2008 10:02:37 AM

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^that was the "hey pilgrimshoes...i'm in the dressing room trying on clothes...should i buy this dress" picture


i like the dress..i'm posting it on every page

well...i'm not FDTing...but here are more pictures for your viewing pleasure...

the dress for this weekend...






and this is a dress for this wedding/party i'm going to in JUNE at a marina...















4/19/2008 10:03:54 AM

Amsterdam718
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nice outfit. make sure to tone up those triceps.

4/19/2008 10:05:09 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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wut

4/19/2008 10:05:36 AM

AxlBonBach
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let me just point something out to you, B


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13) How many sex partners have you had? No comment

21) Is there anything you feel guilty about? Can't say that I do

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YEAH OK WHATEVER WHORE.

4/19/2008 10:07:03 AM

pilgrimshoes
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triceps are crucial for handies

durh

4/19/2008 10:07:09 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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im still kinda confused with str8 posted those

4/19/2008 10:09:29 AM

LivinProof78
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1) How old are you? 29

2) How tall are you? 5'10"

3) How much do you weigh? 155

4) What is your race? White

5) What is your religion? Christian - Methodist

6) What is your bra size? 36/38 D

7) What is your favorite tv show? King of the Hill

8) What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius

9) What is your favorite food? macaroni and cheese

10) Do you make over 50 grand a year? no

11) How old were you when you first had sex? 21

12) Are you married? no

13) How many sex partners have you had? i'll tell you later

14) What is your sex fantasy? at this point just having sex is a fantasy

15) Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? no

16) Have you ever had sex with someone outside your race? no

17) Have you ever had a threesome or more? No

18) Have you ever had anal sex ? yes

19) Do you masturbate ? yes

20) Have you ever stole anything? no

21) Is there anything you feel guilty about? not really

22) If you could have someone killed and not get caught would you? no

23) Do you really deep inside hate certain race of people? no

24) Do you think the war in Iraq is worth it? yes

25) Do you think George Bush is doing a good job? yes

26) What is your favorite fast food joint? zaxby's

27) Does penis size matter? yes

28) Are you afraid of death? not at all

29) Who are you going to vote for as our next prez? mccain

30) Do you have kids? no

31) If you could turn back time what would you change? i don't know...my past has made me who i am

32) Have you ever smoked pot? Yes

33) Have you ever done cocaine? No

34) Have you ever done heroin? No

35) If you could live anywhere where? i would move back to wilson

36) Is your life what you wanted it to be? i didn't really want to be anything in particular....so i'm happy with it

37) Have you ever cheated on your partner ? no

38) Do you believe in what the goverment tells you? some of it

39) Do you believe in what the media tells you? some of it

40) How much tv do you watch in a day? very little to none

41) What is your favorite book? I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 by Lewis Grizzard

42) Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes

43) Do you live on your own or with your parents? on my own

44) Have you ever slept with someone for money? No

45) What is something you hate about yourself? i don't hate anything about myself

46) Do you have over 5 grand saved up? yes

47) Have you ever been in a fist fight? No

48) What is your favorite drink? diet sundrop

49) Do you like watching sports? not really

50) Do you consider your self good looking? hell yeah...i'm a stone cold fox! actually i think i'm pretty average

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 10:15 AM. Reason : now tell me how much of a girl i am...haha]

4/19/2008 10:14:17 AM

LivinProof78
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Quote :
"nice outfit. make sure to tone up those triceps."


i have never been able to tone up my upper body...no matter how hard i've tried...


but i just got over being fat as hell...so give me a break for now

4/19/2008 10:17:03 AM

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Quote :
"14) What is your sex fantasy? at this point just having sex is a fantasy

24) Do you think the war in Iraq is worth it? yes

25) Do you think George Bush is doing a good job? yes"


ha

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason : depressing on a saturday morning.]

4/19/2008 10:18:10 AM

BadPokerPlyr
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this will be an interesting thread by the end of the weekend

4/19/2008 10:19:28 AM

ncstatetke
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LOL @ Republican anal sex having potheads

4/19/2008 10:19:30 AM

fin
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casey is my dawg yo

*daps

4/19/2008 10:23:32 AM

LivinProof78
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^^hahahha...only one part of that is true...hahaha

and it's not the anal sex or pothead part

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ^sup boo ]

4/19/2008 10:24:31 AM

ShawnaC123
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I'm "one of the guys" too.


but I don't really care.

4/19/2008 10:40:37 AM

LivinProof78
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i never have really cared...

but sometimes i get tired of hearing it...it's sorta giving me a complex

every once in a while it would be nice to be considered a girl

4/19/2008 10:42:02 AM

ShawnaC123
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Well I have girlfriends too, so I get to go out and do girly stuff too.

It keeps me balanced.

4/19/2008 10:45:39 AM

LivinProof78
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most of my gf's are immature and boy crazy...

i mean...i talk a bunch of bullshit on tww just to annoy people but getting laid is not a driving force in my life...

and that's all they think about...every activity has to be planned around what ever boy they are currently trying to hook up with...

so i just quit hanging around with them...

drama drama drama

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 10:48 AM. Reason : not all]

4/19/2008 10:48:02 AM

ShawnaC123
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All my girlfriends are married. It's kind of nice to not have to deal with stupid drama. Plus, I get all the cute boys to myself.

4/19/2008 10:58:58 AM

LivinProof78
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i have even less in common with my married gfs than i do the single ones....


and having the boys to yourself is awesome...

but it doesn't do you a lot of good when you're one of the guys

4/19/2008 11:03:41 AM

JCASHFAN
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It beats being one of the girls, thank god I'm past that phase.

4/19/2008 11:05:04 AM

LivinProof78
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hahahahha...true



even 'one of the guys' can get laid if the other guys are drunk enough...

that NEVER happens if you're 'one of the girls'

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : ]

4/19/2008 11:06:56 AM

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with enough alcohol, dudes will fuck the girl who is "one of the guys"

with enough alcohol, chicks will sob, and then puke, and then sob some more on the guy who is "one of the girls."

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 11:10 AM. Reason : ^ its creepy that we came up with that at the same time.]

4/19/2008 11:09:51 AM

LivinProof78
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it's not creepy...

it's a fact

4/19/2008 11:10:58 AM

raiden
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it's a fact

4/19/2008 11:11:42 AM

JCASHFAN
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true.

and any guy who has ever said, "I'd love to be a fly on the wall when a bunch of girls are talking . . .

Quote :
"NO

YOU

DON'T"


4/19/2008 11:12:30 AM

raiden
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I'd love to be a fly on the wall when a bunch of girls are pillow fighting half naked

4/19/2008 11:13:27 AM

JCASHFAN
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I'd be happy to be a pillow


whose boob did I just smash into?

4/19/2008 11:14:09 AM

LivinProof78
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i'm going to let you in on a little secret....

i hate to disappoint you but we don't do that in real life.....

























we get completely naked and rub our boobies on each other instead

4/19/2008 11:15:27 AM

JCASHFAN
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ewww, gross

4/19/2008 11:15:53 AM

LivinProof78
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fag

4/19/2008 11:17:37 AM

raiden
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^^^that's hot

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : no ninja this time. ]

4/19/2008 11:20:10 AM

LivinProof78
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[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 11:21 AM. Reason : girls only have pillow fights in the movies]

4/19/2008 11:20:52 AM

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stuck in the friend zone, eh? you gotta start dressing slutty and suck their dicks in public. then they'll know you mean business.

4/19/2008 11:23:55 AM

LivinProof78
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i'm the mayor of the friend zone...


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"you gotta start dressing slutty and suck their dicks in public."


that didn't work either

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason : ]

4/19/2008 11:25:07 AM

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Quote :
"16) Have you ever had sex with someone outside your race? no"


time to make a change

4/19/2008 11:28:23 AM

LivinProof78
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4/19/2008 11:29:31 AM

chocolatervh
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i must have posted a lot in my day... because i had an account for like 3 years before i started posting on tww. and now i post maybe once or twice a week. and i'm still at 7.4 post per day.

4/19/2008 11:32:41 AM

wdprice3
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Once you go black, no one else will want you back

4/19/2008 11:37:51 AM

pttyndal
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4/19/2008 11:39:38 AM

Str8BacardiL
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Quote :
"i'm the mayor of the friend zone...
"

4/19/2008 11:41:53 AM

SchndlrsFist
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Quote :
"27) Does penis size matter? yes"


The survey was looking pretty good until this. Now me and 99.9% of the rest of tdub are out of the running.

p.s. Hi Casey!

4/19/2008 11:46:27 AM

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