http://dcdmv.nbdinz.com/pay/result/t.shtml?go.php=A234JH45667A435

I knew I had some tickets, but when I went online to pay them, apparently some gay white person has been driving my car around town.

4/14/2008 12:23:13 PM

wat?

4/14/2008 12:24:10 PM

yeah dude

4/14/2008 12:25:27 PM

You found this picture and tried really hard. And failed. Epically.

4/14/2008 12:25:53 PM

um, no

http://nbdinz.com/dcdmv/pay/?submit2=New+Lookup

Anyone can look up their plates and see the history of their plate's citations in the district

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:30 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2008 12:28:10 PM

Quote :

"You found this picture and tried really hard. And failed. Epically."

4/14/2008 12:29:56 PM

http://dcdmv.nbdinz.com/star_employees/

4/14/2008 12:31:45 PM

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : more pics]

4/14/2008 12:35:01 PM

ah. makes it clear now.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:39 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 12:35:43 PM

4/14/2008 12:38:12 PM

25,454 !?!?!?!

4/14/2008 12:39:52 PM

someone pay that for me

4/14/2008 12:40:12 PM

CHICKEN

BONE

ROOF





did i do that right?

4/14/2008 12:40:39 PM

haha. they have a parody site for the office of tax and revenue

4/14/2008 12:42:05 PM

^^^ we got the exact same one

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:42 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 12:42:05 PM

http://dcdmv.nbdinz.com/chicken/

Quote :

"At the DC DMV Anacostia and Brookland Branches fried chicken platters and meals are available. There are plans to expand the fried chicken service to the DC DMV Upper Northwest and Burleith/Georgetown Branches. Fried chicken platters and meals are available at the reception desk, you place your order and the receive a number. Fried chicken payments must be made in cash. Fried chicken is not available for people making ticket payments. DC DMV Lesbian Meal Deal (2 small pieces of carpet, three necks, one biscuit with drink) $12.99 DC DMV Thigh Special (2 piece with drink and hot sauce) $5.99 DC DMV Hot Wings (7 pieces with drink) $7.99 DC DMV Boneless Strips (4 strips with drink and fries) $10.99 DC DMV Boneless Strips Kids (2 strips with crayons) Children's DC identification required $15.00 DC DMV Hot Fries $3.00 DC DMV Cheese Fries $6.00 DC DMV Hot Sauce Soup Race restrictions apply $10.00 DC DMV Family Deal (12 pieces, napkins, and 12 corn on the cobs) $89.99 DC DMV Overnight Deal (24 pieces, napkins, 2 liter Fresca grape soda, toilet paper, and 10 apple pies) $108.99 DC DMV Gay Special (1 boneless strip, condoms, and HRC sticker) Dance required $68.00 DC DMV White Woman Deal (potato salad, 2 boneless strips, napkins, with drink) Proof of Caucasian race required $76.00 DC DMV Hongree Sista' Special (3 wings, 2 breasts, french fries, apple pie, with drink) Proof of hunger required $10.00 DC DMV Napkins (4 pieces) $44.00 DC DMV Fountain Drink (Pepsi products) $8.00 DC DMV Luxury Bottled Water (Dasani) $7.40 DC DMV Ketchup (5 packs) $10.00 DC DMV Salt & Pepper (5 packs each) $5.00 DC DMV Garden Salad (Not organic) $60.00 DC DMV Salad Dressing Selection (Italian, Russian, Hessian, Virginian) $12.00 DC DMV Cole Slaw Purchase of $100 or more required, limit 2 $0.55 DC DMV Chitlins Platter Race Restrictions Apply $9.00 DC DMV Chitlins Platter $49.99 DC DMV Fat Girl Special (4 wings, 4 backs, 1 breast, large fries, one cup liquid trans fat, cole slaw, apple pie, diet cola) Weight Restrictions Apply $12.99 "

4/14/2008 12:44:06 PM

Quote :

"Hongree Sista' Special (3 wings, 2 breasts, french fries, apple pie, with drink) Proof of hunger required $10.00 "

I lol'd

4/14/2008 12:46:15 PM

Quote :

" The OTR's Tax Enforcement Division (TED) goes from house to house, business to business collecting delinquent taxes. TED is authorized to use deadly force to collect taxes over $200, and authorized to use tasers for taxes $199 and under. In addition to enforcing tax payment, TED also works with retailers in DC (such as Neiman Marcus, Macy's, H&M, Club Monaco, TJ Maxx, and Ralph Lauren) to discourage pesky tax exempt diplomats from shopping. "

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:48 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2008 12:46:26 PM

Quote :

"DC DMV Chitlins Platter $49.99 "

I'm guessing you get at least 60 pounds of chitlins for that price.

4/14/2008 12:46:26 PM

4/14/2008 12:48:09 PM

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : maybe i put in a bad license plate]

4/14/2008 12:55:36 PM

I typed in "dickcheese" for the plate number, and I doubt that actually exists.

4/14/2008 12:57:36 PM

4/14/2008 1:00:05 PM

i just saw the parking lady giving out half a dozen tickets on oval dr

4/14/2008 1:03:07 PM

this site is pretty funny, racial driving tests for asian, black, and white

http://dcdmv.nbdinz.com/dl/

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : fail]

4/14/2008 1:03:18 PM

Quote :

"It is acceptable to run a red light when: 30 miles per hour 15 miles per hour 20 miles per hour You're in a black neighborhood late at night"

4/14/2008 1:06:13 PM

ASSMAN of New York has no fines

4/14/2008 1:06:46 PM

Haha, specialty license plates

4/14/2008 1:38:28 PM

Kinda funny, b/c I do live in NYC and they have no way of knowing that.

That prostitute parking is actually a deal if you think about it...

4/14/2008 1:46:07 PM

^

Quote :

"Fall 1789, High Noon Georgetown "

haha

Quote :

"You found this picture and tried really hard. And failed. Epically."

No, your mother failed epically when she decided against the abortion.

4/14/2008 1:58:22 PM

lol
http://dcdmv.nbdinz.com/dl/about.html



[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 2:05 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 2:00:02 PM

4/14/2008 2:04:50 PM

ahaha

Quote :

"CHICKEN BONE ROOF"

4/14/2008 2:05:05 PM

Quote :

"4 wings, 4 backs, 1 breast, large fries, one cup liquid trans fat, cole slaw, apple pie, diet cola"

4/14/2008 2:58:31 PM

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 3:16 PM. Reason : yes, i know there's some major fail in here]

4/14/2008 3:16:21 PM

ULOUSLY GAY

4/14/2008 3:20:21 PM

4/14/2008 5:00:34 PM