i met a dude with one... i need to know pros and cons

4/11/2008 11:54:21 PM

then you should probably let him out !!

4/11/2008 11:54:53 PM

its piercing your junk...thats the only con i need to know

4/11/2008 11:56:30 PM

i need to know more about what happens when he puts that inside me.

4/11/2008 11:57:09 PM

The same thing that happens whenever any guy puts it inside you



































he regrets it

[Edited on April 12, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : .]

4/11/2008 11:57:11 PM

4/12/2008 12:00:56 AM

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[Edited on April 12, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : .]

4/12/2008 12:03:44 AM

i had a friend who had it done and his wife loved it. she had a piercing too.

then he tried to "upgrade" and it got infected or something so he had to ditch it all together

4/12/2008 12:06:57 AM

this is why TWW needs more code red

4/12/2008 12:14:28 AM

ask ronny

[Edited on April 12, 2008 at 12:22 AM. Reason : he will be able to tell you pros and cons of fucking women with one]

4/12/2008 12:21:54 AM

pros:
1) ...

cons:
1) dude has to play with your junk until you have a semi; then he shoves a needle through your dick
2) you have to either piss sitting down or get down on one knee
3) you have to make sure that thing is clean as fuck because it's going through a very sensitive part of your body
4) if the piercer fucks up, you could potentially bleed to death
5) see con number one.

4/12/2008 12:51:16 AM

4/12/2008 1:26:14 AM

Con: never being able to get head from girls with braces

4/12/2008 1:27:59 AM

Quote :

"1) dude has to play with your junk until you have a semi; then he shoves a needle through your dick"

4/12/2008 1:28:39 AM

I don't know why dudes would ever get a PA, sitting down or kneeling on a piss-soaked floor for the rest of my life is not worth the hole in my urethra.

I have nothing against and fully see the benefit in the "jacob's ladder" style, but a PA? Why?

4/12/2008 1:32:31 AM

sitting down to pee all the time would be very emasculating

4/12/2008 1:32:35 AM

obligatory larry david mention.

4/12/2008 1:48:08 AM

paging jataylor

4/12/2008 2:18:48 AM

faggitry, that's what this is all about

4/12/2008 7:07:12 AM

prince albert

lol


that nigga is in a can



you coloreds are never gonna get ahead

4/12/2008 7:57:53 AM

PM me if you want to talk p33n piercings

4/12/2008 10:53:31 AM

dude doesnt have to play with your junk to get it semi
ive never had to sit down to piss
some girls really like it, some really dont like the way it feels rubbin their insides
takes bout 2 weeks to heal

4/12/2008 1:30:52 PM

Quote :

"ask ronny [Edited on April 12, 2008 at 12:22 AM. Reason : he will be able to tell you pros and cons of fucking women with one] "

DNL with the loller

4/12/2008 1:33:11 PM

Quote :

"I have nothing against and fully see the benefit in the "jacob's ladder" style, but a PA? Why?"

please enlighten me as to these so called benefits of having metal bars in your junk

4/12/2008 1:53:22 PM

pretty much, I'm pretty good in bed without having some kind of metal attached to my junk



but then again I'm not "cool"

4/12/2008 1:56:08 PM

THIS THREAD IS NOW NSFW


















I'M FUCKIN SERIOUS PEOPLE, CLICK BACK NOW




















Presenting, the procedure of getting a Prince Albert piercing




Disinfecting the skin surface using a Betadine swab.



Squirting 2% Xylocaine jelly into the urethra to anesthetise the site of the internal piercing hole.



Injecting 2% Plain Lidocaine at the site of the external piercing hole.



Testing to check that the anesthetic has worked by gently pricking with a 26g needle.



A piercing cannula is being passed through the wall of the urethra.



The cannula has now passed from urethra to the underside of the penis.



One end of the ring has been inserted into the end of the cannula



The captured bead ring is being pushed backwards through the piercing guided by the cannula.



The ring has now passed through the piercing.



Using ring opening pliers to insert the ball into the ring.

4/12/2008 2:01:29 PM

/thread

4/12/2008 2:09:18 PM

4/12/2008 2:09:52 PM

4/12/2008 2:10:28 PM

4/12/2008 2:11:21 PM

At what point do you say to yourself, you know, this is a good idea, I should puncture my penis and shove something through it



Do you say the ladies like it?

Find some new ladies

Find new ways to impress them



WTF

4/12/2008 2:11:55 PM

4/12/2008 2:14:03 PM

4/12/2008 2:15:36 PM

The Judge wins
[/thread]

4/12/2008 2:59:46 PM

Quote :

"please enlighten me as to these so called benefits of having metal bars in your junk"

Why do people get any piercing? I see no reason the penis has to be excluded. I didn't say I think everyone should run out and get his dick pierced, but some find pleasure in it.

Quote :

"pretty much, I'm pretty good in bed without having some kind of metal attached to my junk but then again I'm not "cool""

It's not about being good in bed or being cool. The shit's inside your pants 90% of the time anyway, how does that make anyone "cool?" We all know there's a lot more to being good in bed than penis jewelery, just the same way that being supremely hung has little bearing on a girl's overall satisfaction. If you're a bad lover, no amount of kink or cock will make the girl happy.


I guess it's one of those "if you have to ask" things. If a dick piercing doesn't interest you, don't get one.

4/12/2008 3:15:24 PM

why else would you get one other than for sexual reasons?

I mean, would you look at your cock in the mirror and say, "That looks fucking cool as shit. I'm glad I let some dude shove a rod through my dick. That was a good idea, and it serves me well when I'm admiring the way the light reflects off the head of my penis."

4/12/2008 3:19:59 PM

Quote :

"I guess it's one of those "if you have to ask" "if you're fucking CRAZY" things."

piercings (anywhere), tattoos = nutcase

4/12/2008 3:22:09 PM

Quote :

"ive never had to sit down to piss"

maybe you don't have to but maybe you should? I can't believe that someone with a metal bar in their urethra can have a solid/predictable stream of piss

4/12/2008 3:37:12 PM

^^

now /thread

4/12/2008 3:45:24 PM

Quote :

"its piercing your junk...thats the only con i need to know"

4/13/2008 4:35:07 PM

prince albert had his dick sewn up with rings.. not one through the tip... i think...

4/13/2008 8:27:57 PM

wtf, I really need to not post when I'm drunk

4/13/2008 8:29:03 PM