Apparently one of my dogs ate something yesterday that did not agree with them. I stepped in in barefoot walking to take a piss at about 4 am.

Everyone laugh at me.

4/8/2008 9:48:12 AM

did you rub its face in it in the dark?

[Edited on April 8, 2008 at 9:51 AM. Reason : .]

4/8/2008 9:51:37 AM

I'm laughing with you brother, not at you.

4/8/2008 9:52:09 AM

I did not freak out at the dog. There are a few reasons why.

1) I have two dogs. Usually the only evidence which one is guilty is the girth of the turd. Since this was more of a pyramid turd there was no way to tell who was responsible.

2) It was a very runny turd. There may have not been much advance warning it was pending.

3)Me and hotcurlz24 are both heavy sleepers. Mollie usually has to crawl halfway on the bed and lick my face to get me up. I am not sure its possible to wake up hotcurlz24. The dog may have tried to wake one or both of us and could not hold it.

4/8/2008 9:58:25 AM

think i would have walked straight to the shower.

4/8/2008 10:24:42 AM

the worst is stepping in a cold, wet shit in the dark. i feel your pain

4/8/2008 10:26:48 AM

Quote :

"think i would have walked straight to the shower."

Thank god for detachable shower heads.

4/8/2008 10:49:01 AM

I would've rubbed both of their faces in it until one of them fessed up.

[Edited on April 8, 2008 at 10:51 AM. Reason : .]

4/8/2008 10:51:00 AM

dog door not working?

4/8/2008 11:35:28 AM

haha the bedroom door was closed.

4/8/2008 11:37:05 AM