i'm not 8, i'm 20

3/29/2008 12:53:34 PM

hm

3/29/2008 12:54:49 PM

you bitch

3/29/2008 12:55:03 PM

hahaha

3/29/2008 12:57:28 PM

looking at your own nuts is disappointing enough

3/29/2008 1:00:24 PM

it really is

3/29/2008 1:06:45 PM

"can you take me back to work.. at the strip club?"

3/29/2008 1:07:32 PM

3/29/2008 1:07:47 PM

that's gross

3/29/2008 1:09:19 PM

nah

3/29/2008 1:09:41 PM

As is your mom.

3/29/2008 1:09:54 PM

you're just mad cause you got html pwned

3/29/2008 1:15:20 PM

i guess you're getting your 30 bucks a years worth

3/29/2008 1:18:32 PM

i guess so
and you're a giant fat chick

3/29/2008 1:19:07 PM

what the fuck happened here

3/29/2008 1:19:47 PM

I'm not on birth control *carl face*

3/29/2008 1:20:50 PM

that's one a lot of ppl have heard
how about "now that your seed is in me, we need to get married"

3/29/2008 1:22:37 PM

*punches bitch in stomach repeatedly*

3/29/2008 1:23:19 PM

the morning after pill would be more effective on day one
keep the gut punch in reserve for later

3/29/2008 1:24:38 PM

good point

plan B ftw

3/29/2008 1:25:26 PM

plan C is a coat hanger

3/29/2008 1:27:33 PM

haha, never had to go past B thank God

3/29/2008 1:27:58 PM

"your penis was so much bigger than mine was"

3/29/2008 1:31:17 PM

yeah that whole "hey can i borrow $30 for the morning after pill" is just off putting

3/29/2008 1:40:21 PM

i'm usually like how bout we go together to get it... i wanna know a. that bitch didnt take my money and b. i wanna see her put that shit in her mouth

3/29/2008 1:41:45 PM

^ ahahahah

3/29/2008 1:44:12 PM

once i went with a girl to get it

i told her i needed to pick up some envelopes, ill meet her in the pharmacy

and just walked out of cvs

im an asshole

3/29/2008 1:44:41 PM

I thought this was an aaronburro thread.

3/29/2008 1:49:05 PM

your money's on the dresser, get out

3/29/2008 2:11:43 PM

"where the fuck did all this blood come from"

3/29/2008 2:13:03 PM

don't tell mom about this

3/29/2008 2:13:31 PM

sorry, but i already told your brother that he could borrow the truck tonight.

3/29/2008 2:25:49 PM

Quote :

"where the fuck did all this blood come from"

Haha...funny because its true.

Also...

"Do you even remember my name?"

3/29/2008 2:28:29 PM

"i normally go to the gym at 430, it's 4 now, can you take me to my car"

wut

3/29/2008 2:29:47 PM