Heh. Glad I don't have allergies. I hear that they really suck.
It sure is great being superior.

3/28/2008 8:34:07 AM

DO NOT MISS

3/28/2008 8:35:07 AM

crap, i'm going to have to buy a yellow car for the season

3/28/2008 8:35:23 AM

dont have them either..




BUT GOD DAMN THIS SPERM ON MY FUCKING CAR....

AND IT DOESNT HELP WASHING IT, CAUSE IT'LL BE IN THE SAME CONDITION 1-2 DAYS LATER

3/28/2008 8:35:41 AM

le sigh

3/28/2008 8:36:10 AM

it's the tree's way of getting back at you for

every time you printed something off on paper
every time you whizzed on a tree while you were drunk
every time you carved your initials into the trunk of a tree


once a year, the trees get to skeet on everything as payment


my eye. what did you do to my eye?!

3/28/2008 8:37:51 AM

and this is when the drought really starts to suck

3/28/2008 8:38:36 AM

*yawn*

3/28/2008 8:39:32 AM

You can always tell when people are spending their first spring in the South. They really freak out at the yellow powder that is everywhere, not knowing what it is. It's best to act like you heard on the news that there was a terrorist attack and you aren't sure what the mysterious yellow powder is.

3/28/2008 8:43:28 AM

Quote :

"ARBOREAL MONEY SHOT""

3/28/2008 8:43:32 AM

^^Uhhhh, pollen is not a "Southern" thing

3/28/2008 8:45:28 AM

3/28/2008 8:47:28 AM

i have a vicious a case of post nasal drip


i haaaaaate this

3/28/2008 8:48:52 AM

ewww


luckily, if you're a coke head, you can pass off your sniffles as allergies

3/28/2008 8:49:34 AM

cocaine's a helluva drug

3/28/2008 8:50:17 AM

Quote :

"^^Uhhhh, pollen is not a "Southern" thing "

My bad. Everyone I have ever met, including my wife, who was not from the South has never seen pine pollen collecting thickly on every surface and running in yellow streams down the gutter when it rains.

I guess I should have been more specific for the wolf web.

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 8:53 AM. Reason : asdf]

3/28/2008 8:52:19 AM

I'm from NJ and we had plenty of that. But we also have a shitload of pine trees. Where is she from?

3/28/2008 8:53:39 AM

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"Glad I don't have allergies. I hear that they really suck."

3/28/2008 8:53:53 AM

^^ THe midwest.

I suppose there aren't many pine trees in Chicago.

Or maybe anywhere in Corn country.

SO NJ is covered in yellow dust too. SOLIDARITY.

3/28/2008 8:55:12 AM

probably nebraska or some other (relatively) treeless land

3/28/2008 8:55:16 AM

^^There's definitely a solid coating in NJ, but I'm pretty sure NC's is a little thicker.

3/28/2008 8:59:07 AM

suck it

you fuckin fat faces

3/28/2008 9:07:03 AM

i already knew this shit was coming a week and a half ago when i got sinusitis

i would have named the thread "tree cum 2008"

3/28/2008 9:25:21 AM

Not to be confused with the cum tree.

3/28/2008 9:30:46 AM

I feel like my sinuses get raped every year during tree sperm season.

3/28/2008 9:31:03 AM

last week i was taking claritin and mucinex D along with 2 nasal sprays (one which drips into your throat and tastes like ass)

then i got put on antibiotics that made me dizzy and drowzy

i love allergies

3/28/2008 9:33:00 AM

antibiotics for the ensuing infection you got from producing too much mucus...

3/28/2008 9:40:29 AM

Quote :

"Heh. Glad I don't have allergies. I hear that they really suck. It sure is great being superior."

I' used to say that too . . . but I've been getting progressively worse for the past couple year.

3/28/2008 10:00:02 AM

SKEET SKEET

3/28/2008 10:01:35 AM

Quote :

"Heh. Glad I don't have allergies. I hear that they really suck. It sure is great being superior. "

dont celebrate too long. I have lived here my whole life...only a year or two ago have I started developing allergies. I am 26.

3/28/2008 10:15:07 AM

same here. i didn't develop them until i moved to the Beach...

3/28/2008 10:32:52 AM

3/28/2008 10:46:59 AM

my allergies have all but subsided since I quit drinking for the most part

3/28/2008 10:51:03 AM

my truck looks terrible. Bad time to have a black car

3/28/2008 11:23:36 AM

my blue car is starting to turn a delightful shade of puke green

3/28/2008 11:24:24 AM

3/28/2008 11:26:16 AM

There are a bunch of cum trees over near west campus, I walk over there about twice a week and its definitely that time of year.

3/28/2008 11:27:54 AM