I don't know if this will work in Chit Chat...But Yeah:

1.You have no life
2.You have no life
3.You have no life
4.You have no life
5.You have no life

Anything I missed?

3/24/2008 1:02:02 PM

i have no life

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : 4.0 wat wat]

3/24/2008 1:02:20 PM

3.0 gpa required or you failboat ^ i know many people in ans dept that swear they are so busy. you have a life, you just want to feel like you don't for clicheish reasons.

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : sdfg]

3/24/2008 1:02:54 PM

Excellent parody. You really put time into this one.
10/10.

3/24/2008 1:04:02 PM

lol my bass player is an Electrical Engineering Grad Student Working with Radar Imaging from space...
need I say more?

3/24/2008 1:05:42 PM

and you stayed online on a friday night for like 20 hours to click on eggs.

3/24/2008 1:06:38 PM

^ hahaha

3/24/2008 1:07:09 PM

Quote :

"and you stayed online on a friday night for like 20 hours to click on eggs."

I was actually online continuously for 36 hrs or so total cause i was up early before the egghunt began
and was up till midnight after teh hunt ended

also, when you already have a gf, what is special about friday nights? we don't do the bar scene, nor do we 'party' like you kids. im usually washing my car saturday morning and i wouldn't have time for that if i slept in cause i got trashed fri night now would i?

3/24/2008 1:08:02 PM

3.1 total
3.2 in my major

cheers to squeaking by!

my GRE score is respectable too, I think

3/24/2008 1:09:50 PM

oh i forgot. you're cool because you have a gf.

3/24/2008 1:11:20 PM

Do you have to have a 3.0 in grad school?

Because if I ever had to urge to go, this could be a major fucking obstacle for me

3/24/2008 1:12:34 PM

^ yes

3/24/2008 1:12:55 PM

Quote :

"oh i forgot. you're cool because you have a gf."

dont you ever fucking forget it

3/24/2008 1:13:08 PM

Quote :

"and i wouldn't have time for that if i slept in cause i got trashed fri night now would i?"

it's really not uncommon to go out for a few hours, drink some and still get up saturday morning

3/24/2008 1:15:16 PM

its also not uncommon to hang out with friends and do something that doesn't involve partying / drinking.

3/24/2008 1:16:21 PM

i usually grill at my place, with the fridge stocked with my favorite import...have 2-3 ppl over, maybe a couple or friends with kids, maybe my parents...it's a whole different dynamic than college life cause my house always has to be presentable for company.

3/24/2008 1:17:13 PM

so you're admitting to cheating on the egg hung by bribing children?

3/24/2008 1:18:46 PM

ahah

3/24/2008 1:19:17 PM

lmao that was pretty funny
but no, bribing children is beneath me - i scream at them till they do what I want!

3/24/2008 1:21:00 PM

I had a life but now i'm trying to get serious,

Almost went on Probation my first semester of grad school but now I've got a 3.65 Now I need to get a PhD!

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : yes ]

3/24/2008 1:21:08 PM

^ first semester of grad school?

3/24/2008 1:21:53 PM

it'll pass

3/24/2008 1:22:54 PM

funeral pants

3/24/2008 1:23:39 PM

ok jackleg-wannabe

3/24/2008 1:47:11 PM

XSMP,

Do you have a 4-year degree?

3/24/2008 1:54:35 PM

hmm
i work part time (25-30 hours per week) and am im grad school fulltime

i get worn out if i squeeze in the everyday stuff that I want to do like going to the gym
when i get home from work at night, i sit on my ass and stare at the tv for about an hour before bed.

3/24/2008 2:55:27 PM

I am 90% DONE!!!

I am so fricking EXCITED!

2 more exams and 2 papers and that master's is mine!

P.S. I have worked hard to be on the Deans list as well!

p.s.s. I have had a life in Grad school, there have been times where I can't but overall its all about managing everything and being on pt. about school work.

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 2:58 PM. Reason : x]

3/24/2008 2:56:50 PM

awesome

3/24/2008 2:58:42 PM

I thought you had a 2 year degree from some guitar and film community college in the mountains?

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : xsamp]

3/24/2008 2:58:51 PM

hahahaha

3/24/2008 3:03:04 PM

You are putting off the real world. And you probably are naive to it.

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 3:03 PM. Reason : a]

3/24/2008 3:03:08 PM

i thought you just had to have a 3.0 or over to be on the dean's list...

3/24/2008 3:05:20 PM

stuffwhitepeoplelike, this thread is full of

3/24/2008 3:08:02 PM

ours is 3.5, I've got 3.68

3/24/2008 3:13:52 PM

I am pretty much the worst grad student in my major, but I base this on the fact that all I do is procrastinate, not cheat, use common sense to get by, and sit in the very back of the class.

3/24/2008 4:00:29 PM

i had a 3.5 my first semester in grad school. i quasi had a life (went out on weekends...some, but not all). who the hell knows what is going on this semester, but shit got real and now i DEFINITELY have no life and i feel like my gpa is spiraling out of control (i hope that is just a feeling, since i spend sooooooo much time at school).

cheers to no life. cheers to advanced degrees. gooooo grad school.

3/24/2008 4:13:03 PM

i have super senioritis, 16 hrs of grad classes and i cant get motivated to do shit

3/24/2008 4:14:05 PM

No more free gym. At Penn at least. I'm not going to pay to go for the short free time that I can find.

3/24/2008 5:39:39 PM

Quote :

"XSMP, Do you have a 4-year degree?"

lol, he ignored you

3/24/2008 5:40:29 PM

i fucking lived like a king in grad school... great years, just the right amount of money but no huge responsibilities

3/24/2008 5:41:20 PM

^^He did, but it answered my question.

3/24/2008 9:23:17 PM

you want my ssn#, too?

3/24/2008 10:06:16 PM

This is chit chat, and its survival of the fucking fittest.

3/24/2008 10:06:37 PM

Welcome to Thunderdome!

3/24/2008 10:08:39 PM

^^^sure, why not

3/24/2008 10:10:20 PM