in my bed

I was too tired and just not into it

3/21/2008 12:58:54 AM

so you've come to terms with being gay.

3/21/2008 12:59:13 AM

so you've come to terms with being gay.

3/21/2008 12:59:30 AM

nah

I'm just not going to bring one of my friends and some girl we met at the punk show home to fuck in me and my girlfriend's bed

its especially not fair considering that I was the DD and everyone else was smashed

3/21/2008 1:00:16 AM

^^^,^^pics of the girls might make you say different



[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 1:01 AM. Reason : if its not the gf that shits out]

3/21/2008 1:00:21 AM

I wasn't into the new girl

and my gf is out of town
she surely wouldn't appreciate me doing that

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 1:02 AM. Reason : -]

3/21/2008 1:01:27 AM

would they have let you jack off on them?

3/21/2008 1:02:39 AM

i completely dropped the ball and squandered my chance to have a threesome back when I was a younger buck. it was with the 2nd girl I ever slept with, and I just didn't know any better. I can't believe how badly I dropped the ball, looking back. It was a done deal and I actively screwed it up. If I'd just done nothing, it would've happened.

3/21/2008 1:02:40 AM

why didn't they go back one of their respective places

3/21/2008 1:02:47 AM

i was going to make a its only rape if a, b, c list but decided it was tasteless.

(WHICH IS A RARE OCCURRENCE FOR THINGS I SAY)

3/21/2008 1:02:51 AM

Quote :

"would they have let you jack off on them? "

let me guess, snewf's not into degredation

3/21/2008 1:03:45 AM

well the original plan was for me to pick up my friend after her show and we would crash out at my place

we're good friends and we like to cuddle from time to time
I'm fairly certain my gf wouldn't mind that

but for two other people to have lesbian sex in her bed while she is gone - that would bother her
the invite was there but I turned it down

^ yeah fucking right I'm not

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 1:05 AM. Reason : - depends... is it exploitative or is it consensual?]

3/21/2008 1:05:15 AM

guess it depends if they were going to let you do it or not

3/21/2008 1:09:42 AM

do what?

probably no penetrative sex allowed
I dunno I maybe would have gotten head out of it

but I didn't want it
my love for my girlfriend has castrated me

3/21/2008 1:11:41 AM

Quote :

"we're good friends and we like to cuddle from time to time I'm fairly certain my gf wouldn't mind that "

That's kinda strange...

3/21/2008 1:13:15 AM

really?

do you think she would be upset?

3/21/2008 1:14:36 AM

Quote :

"would they have let you jack off on them?"

if they say yes, its consensual. if they so no, you're exploiting them....

3/21/2008 1:15:52 AM

my girlfriend would be mad, but not admit that was why she was angry.

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 1:17 AM. Reason : k]

3/21/2008 1:16:24 AM

^^ yeah without a doubt
^ o rly?

I didn't cheat on her at all when I was in Europe.
I'm not going to start now.

My friend had an ex do some ridiculously twisted shit to her and she has been upset. She had said she was lonely. She's not getting along with her roommates. I had missed a few calls from her and an emotionally charged voice mail.

But she's handling her evening like a real man. She played a punk rock show, got hammered and fucked some girl. This is why we are friends.

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 1:20 AM. Reason : -]

3/21/2008 1:16:37 AM

Pouring liquids on women in various stages of undress is where its at

3/21/2008 1:17:49 AM

Quote :

" completely dropped the ball and squandered my chance to have a threesome back when I was a younger buck. "

I think I remember that story

Quote :

"we're good friends and we like to cuddle from time to time I'm fairly certain my gf wouldn't mind that but for two other people to have lesbian sex in her bed while she is gone - that would bother her"

So do I have this right? your gf is cool with you cuddling with another girl, just as long as there's no sex?

HMMMMM.

3/21/2008 7:11:09 AM

^^ haha well said

3/21/2008 7:47:32 AM

Quote :

"we're good friends and we like to cuddle from time to time I'm fairly certain my gf wouldn't mind that but for two other people to have lesbian sex in her bed while she is gone - that would bother her"

Yeah what the fuck?

Your gf is ok (IN YOUR HEAD) with you cuddling/fondling another girl, but not ok if you watch a live sex show while you are fully dressed?

Quote :

"really? do you think she would be upset?"

Why are you asking us? We are not your gf.

Tell her what you do with your "friend" and ask her if she is upset or not.

[Of course, if you have some kind of prior understanding or an "open" relationship... then you would know better. STILL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU CUDDLE WITH ANOTHER GIRL.]

3/21/2008 8:12:07 AM

Did someone just come on the internet brag about getting girls?

This was sarcastic right?

3/21/2008 8:14:58 AM

3/21/2008 8:19:07 AM

mmmmm

3/21/2008 8:19:33 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

3/21/2008 8:21:03 AM

i am thinking of adding this to my topics.


Snewf, is your punk rock friend a full fledge lesbian or just bi/experimenting? I guess that's kind of cool if your gf doesn't mind you cuddling with her, even though i have a hard time believing that.

but still, couldn't they have fucked around on your couch and you watch there? why did it have to be the bed?

3/21/2008 8:36:30 AM

^^

3/21/2008 8:37:41 AM

Quote :

"passed up an opportunity to have two girls fuck"

HAHAHA...NO YOU DIDN'T

3/21/2008 9:08:39 AM

one time me and my buddy were at the bar at like 1:50 and there were these two lesbian chicks that invited us back to the crib and were like "we dont usually like guys but just this once" and we already had a couple other shorties lined up so we regretfully passed, and the shorties we had lined up...we took them home and they werent even bout it...they just wanted some yay...fuckin skanks

3/21/2008 9:19:11 AM

Quote :

"and my gf is out of town she surely wouldn't appreciate me doing that"

3/21/2008 9:19:45 AM

Quote :

"and the shorties we had lined up...we took them home and they werent even bout it...they just wanted some yay...fuckin skanks"

Gah, i hate it when that shit happens

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 9:30 AM. Reason : bu]

3/21/2008 9:30:19 AM

Why, exactly, did they need to use your bed?

3/21/2008 9:41:30 AM

how is it a invite for lesbian sex? you mean to watch? or get involved, b/c then it's not exactly lesbian sex now is it? (unless your gf has your cock in a jar)

3/21/2008 10:27:49 AM

Snewf

Are you zen?

3/21/2008 10:29:11 AM