3/20/2008 8:00:25 PM
Damn... Dude is a genius! errr... WAS a genius
3/20/2008 8:01:48 PM
His family sucks, this guy was clearly awesome
3/20/2008 8:02:07 PM
he wanted to go out on his own terms
3/20/2008 8:02:40 PM
Man, I honestly think if he gave it a few more months something natural would've happened instead.81 years old and he offs himself because his family thinks he's too old to live alone. That's going to be a HELL of a burden left on his family for the rest of their lives.
3/20/2008 8:04:40 PM
so was this like peter griffin's breakfast machine?
3/20/2008 8:04:44 PM
He should have made it some sort of public spectacle that would have ruined at least a few childhoods.
3/20/2008 8:13:07 PM
walk into a restaurantGOD DAMN, WHO FARTED?! *BOOM, HEADSHOT*
3/20/2008 8:14:13 PM
Hey man... Nice shot
3/20/2008 8:15:01 PM
he just didn't want to be a burden and didn't want to depend on other people to take care of him
3/20/2008 8:18:51 PM
Good for him, I plan on blowing my brains out once I feel like i've gotten old.
3/20/2008 8:20:29 PM
He could have staged so that it looked like he was John Connor and the futurebots were coming for him.
3/20/2008 8:23:52 PM
3/20/2008 8:25:16 PM
old man wants to kill himself, that's fine.but why do you need a machine to do it?
3/20/2008 8:30:42 PM
Rube Goldberg-esque would've been cooler.
3/20/2008 8:32:42 PM
1) couldn't pull the trigger himself?2) to go out in a way that'd merit a thread on http://www.thewolfweb.com
3/20/2008 8:33:11 PM
If you think about it, he proved he's at least capable enough to make a suicide machine. If he's able to do that I'd say he was able to take care of himself just fine before he decided to off himself.
3/20/2008 8:33:19 PM
perhaps the machine built itself....[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : wait!!!! did he patent the device before he died?]
3/20/2008 8:38:23 PM
precursor to Futurama suicide booth
3/20/2008 8:40:18 PM
Someone find these plans. I want to see them.
3/20/2008 9:12:46 PM