i want a kid. im starting to take issue with the fact that even if i get someone pregnant now, my kid will graduate high school when i'm 48.

but i dont want to get married or have a girlfriend. and i don't want to adopt one, i want it to be from my SEED.

are there such things as really attractive and intelligent women who you can pay to have a baby for you and then go the hell away? kinda like egg donors except they donate their WOMB as well?

or can i buy an egg from a girl with good genes and then plant it in some big fat boring girl who sits home and eats all the time and never smokes or drinks, who i know will eat enough to make sure my baby comes out nourished

links please. also if you have good genes and are interested in mothering a baby for me and never talking to me again afterwards, please let me know. thanks

3/13/2008 12:04:35 AM

3/13/2008 12:05:35 AM

its been a while since i saw that... didnt they just steal a baby?

i want one that came from me. i have to do this soon, cause its either a baby or a dog. and not both. and whichever i get first im keeping

3/13/2008 12:07:38 AM

i think you should get a dog

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 12:08 AM. Reason : babies suck ]

3/13/2008 12:08:11 AM

but if i dont have one, then my awesome genes AND MY NAME will die. i know my brother is never gonna have a kid, and we're the only 2 males (the girls dont count)

i need a little jackleg jr to carry on my legacy and be an heir to the throne and all that.

kids arent too bad. but by the time i find someone worth having my baby (and keeping around afterward) im gonna be 50, so i'm just looking to scoop one up on the low

3/13/2008 12:14:00 AM

Rape some religious girl who is against abortion. Wait for the baby to be born, kill the mom, take the child.

Question.

When you die, will said kid inherit your post count?

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 12:20 AM. Reason : .]

3/13/2008 12:19:50 AM

trollbait

3/13/2008 12:19:52 AM

by the time i die tww shouldnt be around anymore.

and i'm not trolling, i really want a kid. problem is, i don't really want a wife.

also, i don't want to rape anyone. similarly, i don't want a child that was conceived during a rape. sounds lke it would be an angry little fella.

and i dont want it to have a mother who is super religious and an anti-abortion sheep

3/13/2008 12:26:30 AM

You should volunteer with young kids somewhere, instead. You will probably get your fill by doing that.

Raising a child alone = serious bidness

3/13/2008 12:27:56 AM

i have everything necessary to raise the kid alone. single moms do it all the time, why cant a single dad?

i can handle serious business!

3/13/2008 12:29:35 AM

I can kinda understand what he is saying. There really aren't a lot of options for guys when it comes to having a kid of your own and not being in a relationship etc... Women can always go to a sperm bank and get donor sperm and have their own kid. But guys don't have this option.

3/13/2008 12:30:56 AM

I feel many single moms do it out of necessity rather than choice.

3/13/2008 12:31:28 AM

huh? They can always give it up for adoption.

3/13/2008 12:34:31 AM

it doesnt matter why they do it, the point is that they do it. except unlike a lot of single moms, i could provide for the kid 100% without any help from anyone else. i do wish there were some decent options.

3/13/2008 12:40:33 AM

Quote :

"sounds lke it would be an angry little fella"

3/13/2008 12:43:17 AM

There have to be some freaks out there who get off on being pregnant and giving birth. I am sure some papers could be drawn to release the kid to you upon birth.

3/13/2008 12:43:39 AM

hahaha i'm gonna have so much fun with my kid

if its a boy im gonna teach him how to be a pimp ass bad mothafucka

and if its a girl we're gonna play my little pony and shit

i'm totally stoked about this, i just need the egg. HOOK IT UP

3/13/2008 12:45:07 AM

Quote :

"then plant it in some big fat boring girl who sits home and eats all the time and never smokes or drinks, who i know will eat enough to make sure my baby comes out nourished"

if the person gestating you overeats, then the child is more likely to do so.

3/13/2008 12:57:00 AM

ok then no fat chicks (i thought all women ate a lot when pregnant anyways)

either way, i just need a woman who is gonna respect her body and my devilspawn for 9 months. she doesnt have to be fat.

the egg donor can be the same person as the womb donor, but the egg donor has to have comparable genes to my own superior brand

3/13/2008 12:59:55 AM

this thread has some real potential.

3/13/2008 1:32:02 AM

I'm avoiding a child best i can

3/13/2008 2:02:31 AM

Jackleg requires genetics that are on his level... clearly the solution here is cloning.

3/13/2008 3:29:14 AM

hey jackleg, heres an idea... STOP BEING A FUCKING LOSER

3/13/2008 6:24:59 AM

here's an idea. internet tuff guys are awesome!!!1

don't be mean to me just beacause i have perfect genes.

3/13/2008 6:30:14 AM

mail order Russian brides?

3/13/2008 6:43:33 AM

only if i can return her in 10 months

3/13/2008 6:44:27 AM

I always said I'd be a surrogate mother for the right price. What kind of dollar bucks are we talking about here? <6 figures not acceptable.

3/13/2008 7:30:36 AM

i was thinking 50 max for all of it. and thats only if the perfect specimen comes forward and wants to do this. like a supermodel super genius. but i'm willing to negotiate, i suppose

so for 100,000 you will carry the baby?

3/13/2008 7:33:05 AM

sure. but you have to pay for all the medical stuff on top of that.

3/13/2008 7:42:45 AM

Why not just knock up a girl with terminal cancer? You might get the added benefit of a life insurance payout.

3/13/2008 7:49:52 AM

yo jack, how'd that email look?

3/13/2008 7:52:16 AM

a child?

3/13/2008 8:04:48 AM

This is an interesting concept-- I'm just not sure you've considered all the logisitics of actually being responsible for the child alone full time. Unless you have family in the area, finding someone worth watching your kid = $texas.

Honestly, the current status of childcare and public schools makes the idea of a kid so much less appealing to me. Things just aren't the same calibre they were 20 years ago. Without supplemental instruction, a kid growing up in a typical 7:30-6PM daycare situation and then going off to school from 7:30-3PM and after school with the dumbass YMCA counselors until 6PM (until they're old enough to stay on their own) is going to be significantly disadvantaged unless you get lucky and get a teacher that actually knows what they are doing.

Ugh- I attended Pieces of Gold last night which is a production put on by the Wake Co. Public School System to showcase the best of the best in the elem, middle, & high school arts programs in the county. About 1/6 of the show was kids pretending to be rappers. I can't even imagine what it will be like in 10-15 years.

OK, /rant.
However, I think TenaciousC has the right idea...
$100,000 + medical expenses

(oh, and you don't want the genes from someone with terminal cancer-- plus, they'd probably die before the kid was born-- or due to the high risk pregnancy. Kid would also potentially be exposed to a lot of residual radiation in the system... overall just a bad idea.)

http://moneycentral.msn.com/articles/family/kids/tlkidscost.asp

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 8:37 AM. Reason : $ link... ]

3/13/2008 8:33:22 AM

I could arrange this for about $250,000.

Anything less and its not worth the effort.

3/13/2008 8:39:01 AM

i'm pretty sure that if there existed a list of people on the planet who should NOT have offspring or raise children, jackleg would be on it

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 8:41 AM. Reason : .]

3/13/2008 8:40:27 AM

Do the classic test where you go buy a doll that cries and eats and whatever and carry it around and after a couple of hours when you're bored of it go back to hyperposting here on TWW.

3/13/2008 10:36:38 AM

This would be much easier if you were female and all you had to do would be find a sperm donor.

I know there are egg donors out there, so I'm sure you could find an egg donor and then find a woman willing to be a surrogate mother. It would be crazy expensive though. Not only are you supposed to pay for the surrogate mother's medical expenses, but much of her living expenses (like clothing, food, other pregnant people things).

You couldn't be broke to do this.

3/13/2008 10:57:55 AM

Do the classic test where you go buy a doll that cries and eats and whatever and carry it around and after a couple of hours when you're bored of it go back to hyperposting here on TWW.

3/13/2008 11:00:28 AM

i think a chick on here should devote her womb to jackleg

3/13/2008 11:11:49 AM

Adpot one from a poor third world country and give him/her an ethic name

like all the cool people.....

3/13/2008 12:13:45 PM

I always figured adopting a child from a third world country would be pretty easier. Probably easier than getting a dog from the frickin SPCA.

3/13/2008 12:20:47 PM

Quote :

"You couldn't be broke to do this."

are you saying children cost MONEY?

3/13/2008 12:33:48 PM

No















just no

Quote :

"i'm pretty sure that if there existed a list of people on the planet who should NOT have offspring or raise children, jackleg would be on it Do the classic test where you go buy a doll that cries and eats and whatever and carry it around and after a couple of hours when you're bored of it go back to hyperposting here on TWW."

3/13/2008 12:57:47 PM

i bet if you posted on craigslist you could have this arranged in hours.

3/13/2008 1:06:29 PM

Quote :

"i think you should get a dog"

Did you not read, he wants a woman to carry his child. A dog can't carry a human.

3/13/2008 1:23:05 PM

Quote :

"or can i buy an egg from a girl with good genes and then plant it in some big fat boring girl who sits home and eats all the time and never smokes or drinks, who i know will eat enough to make sure my baby comes out nourished"

sounds like you want a Rusty Cuyler

3/13/2008 3:15:50 PM

Unfortunately, babies do not come with a guarantee, warranty, service plan, or instruction manual. Nor do they crap dollar bills. If I didn't love my son, who is an awesome though very sick baby, I'd let you be responsible for him for a couple of months and you'd probably rethink this whole kid thing.

3/13/2008 3:39:17 PM

just steal back the kid you already have

3/13/2008 3:47:36 PM

dude if i got a kid right now i'd treat him like my dog and he would grow up all fucked up

3/13/2008 3:48:13 PM

I like practicing the conception

and I want kids one day

but I'd prefer to have a woman I can stand being around first

3/13/2008 3:49:33 PM