I have this photographer dude who keeps harassing myself and my family. He is always taking pictures and I have repeatedly asked him to go away. He seems dangerous, but whenever I try to shoot him, the flash blinds me and I miss.

This is odd, as I have never had a problem hitting squirrels, possums, or rats from the same range. What I really need is practice shooting a photographer. I have tried shooting cameras, but its just not the same. They just lay there. Does anyone know any photographers that want to get shot at? I will provide 12ga bean bag ammo, rental fee for protective gear, and a supply of gatorade. Reccommend multiple disposable cameras. CAMERA USE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Also, I would be very interested in purchasing any photographs the photographer was able to take.

3/9/2008 1:02:19 PM

fail

Spoof threads are never funny. They're even less funny when they're made more than a week after the fact. You've been around long enough. You don't have any excuse for making threads this shitty.

[Edited on March 9, 2008 at 1:10 PM. Reason : typing FTL]

3/9/2008 1:09:43 PM

weakness

3/9/2008 2:26:40 PM

IBTL

3/9/2008 2:30:36 PM

I LOLed.

3/9/2008 3:13:30 PM

at first i was like :-\

but then :-)

3/9/2008 4:07:29 PM

nice pictures in your gallery, emory

do you want Hansboro's penis or something

3/10/2008 8:14:41 AM

cue the failboat....

3/10/2008 8:20:11 AM

EPIICCCC
FFAAAIIILLLL

3/10/2008 8:23:34 AM

epic failboat
for your epic fail

3/10/2008 12:30:37 PM