got this as an email...
3/8/2008 4:59:11 PM
Well i don't want it.
3/8/2008 5:00:17 PM
watch out for the guy under the car at walmart, he will cut your ankles and then rape your face
3/8/2008 5:00:22 PM
electricretard
3/8/2008 5:01:27 PM
they were doing this years ago in greenville
3/8/2008 5:02:22 PM
I'm fat and slow, they don't need to go through all that troublejust grab my keys and take off.
3/8/2008 5:03:43 PM
...but wouldn't you have just walked by the back of your car? I think this theory is flawed.
3/8/2008 5:04:15 PM
^50/50 chance, really
3/8/2008 5:04:58 PM
what's the deal with the random "face" in the email?i dont get it.
3/8/2008 5:05:35 PM
I'm way too lazy to get out of my car for something like this.I would just use my mirrors and hope the paper blows off.
3/8/2008 5:08:34 PM
BEWAREOFPAPER
3/8/2008 5:09:13 PM
you got it wrong
3/8/2008 5:09:48 PM
I use my mirrors anyway cause my back windshield is always fogged up because I have a leak somewhere in my car so it's always full of moisture. I need a dehumidifier for that shit.
3/8/2008 5:10:06 PM
I wouldn't be that stupid to get out of my car. This really sounds like something out of a bargain bin, C rated, 1980's, teen slasher movie. But, unfortunately with the way US schools are churning out knuckle-heads these days I can't say I'm surprised that this sort of thing is going on (successfully).PS: I really like the quick thinking female who not only got out of the car, but also bothered to grab her purse before doing so.
3/8/2008 5:10:31 PM
I will use this method from now on.
3/8/2008 5:18:23 PM
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/carjack.aspsigh
3/8/2008 5:26:37 PM
the one about the cut ankles should be on there too, i always liked that one
3/8/2008 5:29:44 PM
rape yo face
3/8/2008 5:30:00 PM
3/8/2008 5:56:40 PM
you know, the part where it said "NOT A JOKE" really made me believe it
3/8/2008 6:06:25 PM
The first thing that came to mind when I saw this topic was Jackass the movie.
3/8/2008 11:55:28 PM