and you're driving home kind of fast and then you see cops behind you with his lights on and you're almost home.

do you stop (if you do you might crap your pants)

or just drive home and somehow signal to the cop you gotta drop a massive load.


ive thought about this a lot

3/6/2008 3:02:28 PM

You stop and make squirmy faces at the cop and if you crap your pants you use it as a lever to get off of a ticket.

BUT OFFICER YOU MADE ME CRAP MY PANTS FOR A FRIVOLOUS TICKET FOR GOING SEVEN OVER!

3/6/2008 3:03:22 PM

it'd be funny to drive all the way home into your driveway/parking lot / whatever and get out of the car and put your hands up and walk towards your place and be like "sorry i really have to take a huge shit come on inside" and then you take a crap with the door open while being written a ticket

3/6/2008 3:03:38 PM

I imagine that if you are being followed by a cop and you don't stop till you get to a house and start to get out and run inside - you will either be tackled and have shit squished out of you; or you get shot and it just comes out anyway.

3/6/2008 3:05:46 PM

I'm cracking up trying to imagine

Quote :

"r just drive home and somehow signal to the cop you gotta drop a massive load. "

what kind of hand/body signals are we talking about here
squatting and crying or what?

3/6/2008 3:05:47 PM

paging zxappeal

3/6/2008 3:05:49 PM

I was working with five cops a few weeks ago and they were telling funny stories and two or three of them said they'd had girls piss their pants after they'd been pulled over.

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 3:11 PM. Reason : There was also a woman who was turning left very slowly who managed to fall out and run herself over]

3/6/2008 3:07:21 PM

bethaleigh my scenario factors in not doing anything too alarming

3/6/2008 3:07:29 PM

i was thinking pulling down your window and just waving at him, acknowledging his presence. somehow making a sign, or just yelling "i gotta use the bathroom really really bad".

i dont know..

its happened a lot where i would speed home because i really had to go. the neighborhood is 35, i dont do like 70 or anything, but even 45 will get you a ticket. there is a police substation on the same road that i always get that feeling on. so its one of those risks you gotta take.

3/6/2008 3:08:24 PM

you might want to make a sign that says

SORRY OFFICER
REALLY HAVE TO SHIT
FOLLOW ME HOME

and just keep it in your back seat "just in case"

3/6/2008 3:18:59 PM

i'd take a shit in my pants and tell him he caused it

3/6/2008 3:20:28 PM

then reach down to get your license out of your wallet and pull out a fistful of dookie instead

3/6/2008 3:32:17 PM

damn right....and if he still threatened to arrest me i'd rub it all over myself so he'd have to touch it

3/6/2008 3:33:06 PM

wow, this thread crossed a line into disturbing

3/6/2008 3:35:39 PM

3/6/2008 3:37:36 PM

this is a real life scenarios that i need to know the answer

3/6/2008 3:45:45 PM

lets test it out nigro

3/6/2008 3:51:23 PM

What if it was the opposite and you had a huge boner and busted all over the windshield when he was writing your ticket

and you were like "dropping fucking loads!" and he was all "omg nooooooooooooo!"

3/6/2008 3:54:31 PM

Quote :

"you might want to make a sign that says SORRY OFFICER REALLY HAVE TO SHIT FOLLOW ME HOME and just keep it in your back seat "just in case""

hahahahahahahaha

3/6/2008 5:42:32 PM

poop

3/6/2008 7:49:45 PM

back to the toilet

3/7/2008 9:05:36 AM

Quote :

"you might want to make a sign that says SORRY OFFICER REALLY HAVE TO SHIT FOLLOW ME HOME and just keep it in your back seat "just in case""

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 9:11 AM. Reason : i actually carry a small whiteboard in my car for situations like this]

3/7/2008 9:10:48 AM

I was waiting for a client yesterday getting ready to leave.

I see the highway patrol following a truck. I started laughing...and see the guy pull into the driveway...he said dude I'm meeting the repair guy and I gotta drop a load...give me a break.

The patrolman just said I don't think so...and the guy ran in afterwards.

I LOLED for a good bit.

3/7/2008 9:16:17 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EEPe-nMpsdU

3/14/2008 10:06:01 AM

oh that was awesome!

3/14/2008 10:56:34 AM