i know she's not as cute as peyton the dog, but she's not doing well and i'm to the point of force-feeding her to try and save her life.

when she was healthy:


now:


now let's see if tww really has a heart.

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 12:23 PM. Reason : ps- i don't pray, but it's a better title than "send 'get well' wishes to my chicken" ]

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 12:54 PM. Reason : .]

3/6/2008 12:46:55 PM

its whats for dinner

3/6/2008 12:47:41 PM

I'll pray before i eat your chicken.



gg 9/10

3/6/2008 12:47:44 PM

it ODed on Motrin

3/6/2008 12:48:47 PM

i think i know what's wrong with your chicken. it's head is missing.

3/6/2008 12:48:55 PM

you fucked up with my edit post

3/6/2008 12:49:29 PM

touche, I did it's fixed.

3/6/2008 12:54:51 PM

btw, if my girl dies, i'm not going to deep fry/eat her like the crazy asians.

3/6/2008 12:56:32 PM

that's what I had to do to my chicken but she was delicious.

3/6/2008 12:57:59 PM

3/6/2008 1:03:25 PM

I'm about to choke mine to be honest with you

3/6/2008 2:04:40 PM

bttt

3/7/2008 8:47:04 AM

Mike the Headless Chicken

Quote :

"The Amazing, true story of this famous fowl dates back to September 10, 1945 when Mike, a young Wyandotte rooster, was about to become the dinner of Fruita, Colorado, farmer Lloyd Olsen. With a sharp ax in hand, Mr. Olsen firmly held Mike, preparing to make the bird ready for his wife Clara's cooking pot. Mr. Olsen swung the implement, thereby lopping off poor Mike's head. Mike shook off the event, then continued trying to peck for food."

http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/

3/7/2008 8:51:55 AM

bitch killed the damn chick.

3/7/2008 9:19:38 AM

Actually, he died later when he choked on a piece of meal.

3/7/2008 9:25:12 AM

ahahahahahaha nice

3/7/2008 10:26:34 AM

There's a MONKEY in your SOAP!

3/7/2008 10:28:33 AM

actually, there's soap on my monkey

3/7/2008 10:30:58 AM

bttt

3/21/2008 9:48:40 PM

i see what you did there

3/21/2008 9:54:07 PM

lol how'd i miss this?

funny.

3/21/2008 9:57:33 PM