Carl's Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
Woman at Carl's Jr.: You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box.
Carl's Jr. Computer: Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
Woman at Carl's Jr.: I said I didn't get any!
Carl's Jr. Computer: Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: What? NO!
[She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism."]
Carl's Jr. Computer: I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: My kids are starvin'!
Carl's Jr. Computer: [the woman kicks the computer, and it sprays a chloroform-like substance in her face, knocking her out] This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes that no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr...”Fuck You, I'm Eating."
[Joe approaches the computer]
Carl's Jr. Computer: Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!

3/3/2008 11:25:40 PM

we've all seen it

3/3/2008 11:26:46 PM

welcome to 2006

3/3/2008 11:28:40 PM

drunk talk?

Anyway, I haven't seen a Carl's Jr. since I left California.

3/3/2008 11:29:34 PM

i like the radio commercial for FRANKS RED HOT sauce

thats the funniest commercial ever

I PUT THAT SHIT ON ERRYTHANG

3/3/2008 11:30:38 PM

also, i googled this quote and realize i own the movie. i feel like a douchebag

but not really, cause i've never seen it. so its cool

3/3/2008 11:31:38 PM

wow double post
are you that bored?

3/3/2008 11:32:59 PM

Woman at whatever: No, its MY pleasure.

you: OH GOD I HAVE TO CHANGE MY PANTS *scccccrrrreeeeeeee*

3/3/2008 11:42:25 PM