to continue with my trend of making long posts to compensate for my lack of posts lately:

we have a huge egg hunt thing every year, i think this is 8th annual. anyways. it gets bigger and more insane every year. last year they had one of those moonwalk crazy blow up kid gym things, and this fucking awesome "handmade" train where someone hooked up like 6 cars to a lawn mower type thing. holds like 25-35 people. and last year i dressed up like the easter bunny and drove it. also we hid like 2000 eggs last year. it was off the HOOK yo. probably cooler than the ones that small towns put on. anyways

im sure you can imagine that i enjoy silly shit and kids and cool stuff, so i had lots of fun doing it last year, and all the parents sent emails afterwards complimenting me. it was one of those good jesusy feelings, i mean there were like 200 people out there last year, like 75 kids easy.

anyway, the mass email went out today. then i got one right after that from my aunt asking if i would mind being the bunny again, and if i wanted a backup to take breaks etc etc. ahhaha i must be getting old, but i cant wait. its so fun driving that thing! i cant wait. plus bitches love the easter bunny

3/1/2008 12:25:43 AM

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"it was one of those good jesusy feelings"

jackleg exposed?

3/1/2008 12:35:46 AM

omg this i want to see! I love easter egg hunts. It makes me want to be a kid again

3/1/2008 12:57:39 AM

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"jackleg exposed?"

ha ha. i cant post the flyer (even with the personal info censored) cause i feel like someone would end up seeing it and i'd be embarassed. there are more people on here in greensboro than i knew about. like just random folks pm and ask me if i was at jersey mikes at lunch, and im like DAMNED WOLFWEB!!!1 but seriously:

i guess its the fact that they are putting so much time and effort and stuff into this thing. i mean the flyer says PONY RIDES. and there are easily gonna be 100 kids, it gets more and more insane every year. so i see them taking all the time to plan and coordinate this thing, plus the fact that they're opening their house to 100 fucking kids for a day (not to mention the pony rides probably cost a buck or 2)... so i start thinking about it...

and i decide that if i were to NOT spend the time over there helping, then i'd be a total fucking shitbag. like the grinch or something. hhahaha i dont think the grinch was saved by jesus, was he?

pus when youre at a big easter party and you're driving the train with an easter bunny thing on, you ARE the baddest motherfucker at the party. seriously, santa claus has jack shit on the easter bunny. so not only does it make you feel like a "good person" (which is something we all need to feel sometimes, i dont care what anyone says), its actually really fun. cause kids are hilarious.

for one afternoon.

3/1/2008 9:30:37 AM

thank you easter bunny

(bok bok)

3/1/2008 9:32:37 AM

Don't give me this "Oh, I love kids and I'm a good person" routine.

I distinctly remember an incident a few years back where you jumped down on the train tracks and put a penny down there.....just so that you could lure a little toddler down there on the track with you.
I know what you plan was. You keep the toddler occupied on the tracks, and then when the train comes, you hop up on the sidewalk really quick. Then.....BLAMMO!

3/1/2008 9:36:50 AM

hahaha shut up dude, you laughed like hell when that kid's head landed beside your foot.

plus, i fully realize that it takes 10 acts of kindness to erase one act of evil. so i know i'm still way behind.



[Edited on March 1, 2008 at 10:07 AM. Reason : for marko]

3/1/2008 10:05:57 AM

I'm not the one on trial here

3/1/2008 10:32:08 AM

it sounds like a TRIAL BY FIRE, mr emce, and I DONT LIKE IT ONE BIT

3/1/2008 10:34:31 AM

i continued with my trend of not reading them

3/1/2008 10:50:52 AM

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"plus bitches love the easter bunny"

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"pus when youre at a big easter party and you're driving the train with an easter bunny thing on, you ARE the baddest motherfucker at the party. seriously, santa claus has jack shit on the easter bunny. "

hehehehe

3/1/2008 10:54:38 AM

bttt

3/21/2008 9:37:42 PM

3/21/2008 9:41:38 PM

where will this be at, travis? Imma crash it and get me some mad honies

3/21/2008 9:42:34 PM

you're not coming faggot

ps - bitches LOVE the easter bunny. i will look for a picture from last year

3/21/2008 10:11:13 PM

3/21/2008 10:11:41 PM

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" From : aaronburro To : jackleg Received : Friday March 21, 2008 at 10:11 PM Subject : Re: when is the partay i just wanna ride the train driven by the big bunny"

bahahhaa

3/21/2008 10:12:08 PM

come on. have a heart

3/21/2008 10:16:32 PM

3/21/2008 10:16:53 PM

i liked him better as a junkie

3/21/2008 10:17:26 PM

yeah i accidentally uploaded 0036 instead of 0306. that would be me and my mom before i left to drive to arizona. please make fun of us

3/21/2008 10:18:23 PM

^^^ that is freaking awesome

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 10:19 PM. Reason : ^]

3/21/2008 10:19:12 PM

ok that was insane. all the kids loved me, and more importantly. ALL THE BITCHES LOVE THE EASTER BUNNY

i had a conductor hat and easter bunny ears. it was quality entertainment. pics when i check my email

3/22/2008 7:42:46 PM

that's awesome

glad you had fun!

3/22/2008 7:45:09 PM

ahaha that's awesome

3/22/2008 7:45:52 PM

hahaha

there are more pictures in my gallery that show just how much of a public nuisance this easter party was. i picked like 15 out of 300 that have been emailed to me SO FAR

jackleg love the kids

3/22/2008 8:00:31 PM

ok...what's her name?

3/22/2008 8:04:54 PM

are you trying to imply something punchcock

also it holds like 18 kids or so, i was way over in my estimate

3/22/2008 8:05:39 PM

yes.

3/22/2008 8:05:54 PM

i dont hit on girls with kids, if thats what youre getting at

3/22/2008 8:08:30 PM

no...I think you are adding to this sweetness (I alluded to in that pm)and I was thinking that maybe there was a single-childless helper lady there that caught your eye so it sweetened the deal. MILFs are ok as well but a lot of times the very attractive ones are bat shit crazy so I would understand why you do not pick those wimmens up.

[Edited on March 22, 2008 at 8:23 PM. Reason : ...]

3/22/2008 8:19:31 PM

dont get me wrong, there were tons of attractive and well to do cute girls my age with babies. and they did get a kick out of my train driving skillz. the only single/non baby women there were cousins and stuff. and i aint tryin to holla at my cousins, yo

but i wasnt there for any sort of dating prospect. im there every year even when i have a girl already

3/22/2008 8:31:39 PM

If you think about it, they should design the conductor's hat to fit over the bunny's ears

3/22/2008 9:01:31 PM

i would have cut it if it were my conductors hat. my uncle likes electric trains so my aunt got him that hat for christmas. he let me borrow it.

got a bunch more pictures this morning, i'll probably get a million more today



no one ever told me i had a witch nose

3/24/2008 6:29:59 AM

gg

3/24/2008 6:56:38 AM

haha, ive been waiting for you to post pictures. thats fucking awesome man

3/24/2008 8:43:46 AM

"but mommy, why does the easter bunny have a hat coming out of it's humanoid face?"


haha


gg, though, that's awesome.

3/24/2008 8:49:21 AM

nice work.

3/24/2008 8:56:09 AM

hahaha i love it

3/24/2008 8:59:40 AM

jackleg, you look like a scary motherfucker. If I see you wearing that in a dark alley, I'm running away screaming like a little girl who lost her eggs...

3/24/2008 9:02:26 AM