guess its time to put the gun in my mouth

2/26/2008 1:32:54 AM

do what you gotta do

darwin won't object

2/26/2008 1:33:46 AM

Please don't.

2/26/2008 1:33:46 AM

you OBVIOUSLY haven't met aaronburro on eharmony yet.

you'll find your love some day.

2/26/2008 1:33:59 AM

IVE STILL GOT TDUB

2/26/2008 1:36:31 AM

aaronburro

2/26/2008 1:39:35 AM

dating hotline?

2/26/2008 2:14:57 AM

you'll never get a girl if you think of her as a piece of ass

2/26/2008 2:22:18 AM

are you serious?
FUCK

2/26/2008 2:39:49 AM

2/26/2008 7:21:36 AM

i took that free compatibility quiz once when i saw the commercial. it said i wasn't compatible, probably because of religious preference.

2/26/2008 7:25:05 AM

there's that other online one


you know, it's the one where they show fags talking about how they were rejected by e-harmony

2/26/2008 7:26:26 AM

i found me a real life girl to stalk.

OH HI JACKLEG YOURE OUTSIDE AGAIN

RIGHT WHEN I HAPPEN TO BE WALKING MY DOG

AGAIN

...

[runs in her house]

me: OK WELL SEE YA LATER

...

(i think this is going somewhere!!1)

2/26/2008 7:29:17 AM

haha nevermind that you might just have the same schedule haha

2/26/2008 7:31:12 AM

oh im totally just kidding about stalking her. but she is cute and i'd definitely date her. but i dont think that would be a good thing. just cause it would be weird if we broke up and still had to live next door. like coworkers and all.

but yeah same schedule. i think she beats me home by like 10-15 minutes or so usually, cause shes always walking her dog when i pull up.

wait maybe she is stalking me. sweet!!1

2/26/2008 7:34:54 AM

see thats the difference between being completely sober vs being fucked up reglarly

if u were fucked up regularly you would think it was great because you could walk over there to put it in

2/26/2008 8:46:11 AM

ha.

2/26/2008 10:13:56 AM

one of my professors got married recently from eharmony

2/26/2008 10:15:16 AM