Doing the whole "if it's yellow let it mellow" causes a really stank-ass stench to get stirred up every time you pee. And it seems to just float right up into the nose.

What are creative methods for coping with this problem?



=Water shortage edition=

2/24/2008 9:23:28 PM

Flush it every other time you pee.

2/24/2008 9:23:58 PM

yea i don't flush after #1, only after #2's.


my pee is usually clear anyway so it ain't a big deal.

2/24/2008 9:24:26 PM

piss outside

2/24/2008 9:24:26 PM

piss in the tank and flush with your piss

2/24/2008 9:24:37 PM

don't be a nasty fucker and just flush the damned thing

2/24/2008 9:25:10 PM

I used to flush after onesies every time. But with the recent drought and all, I only flush when I go twozies.

2/24/2008 9:28:44 PM

haha, i just showed my roomate this cause we do it

2/24/2008 9:28:54 PM

I think I've gotten up in the double digits in the number of gos before.

2/24/2008 9:32:53 PM

I flush every time I piss, because I refuse to believe that there will ever be any negative consequences for my actions.

2/24/2008 9:35:43 PM

what if you refuse to believe there will be any negative consequences for not flushing?

Isn't NOT flushing less work?

2/24/2008 9:37:34 PM

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"piss in the tank and flush with your piss"

i think you're on to something there.....

2/24/2008 9:46:08 PM

PEE IN THE SINK

2/24/2008 9:46:20 PM

i c u p

2/24/2008 9:46:56 PM

don't let the brown mellow poopface

2/24/2008 9:47:21 PM

i only cheat when i have to shit so i flush before that

cause i'm not having my roomate's piss splash up in my butthole when i shit

2/24/2008 9:49:11 PM

^ agreed

2/24/2008 9:49:41 PM

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"PEE IN THE SINK "

oh to live in dorms again...

2/24/2008 9:50:29 PM

Seriously man, piss outside.

No harm done, no water wasted, no smell. All's good.

2/24/2008 9:53:19 PM

fuck that, i'll just flush it and pay the bill

i dont want a nasty hippy toilet. seriously? brown piss water with a film on it? no thanks, dude.

2/24/2008 9:53:42 PM

I just go outside

2/24/2008 9:54:27 PM

i cant piss outside, im trying to make the girl next door think im a normal person since i have a crush on her

2/24/2008 9:55:17 PM

^but you could give her a preview of the wang

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"NASTY HIPPY TOILET"

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 9:58 PM. Reason : dfgd]

2/24/2008 9:55:20 PM

im sure she hears it thud on the floor every time i get out of the shower, thats good enough

but really, the water bill is like 25 a month (75 every 3, whatever). if it doubles, i'll consider it. whats funny is that now all the houses have signs out front that say "irrigation system powered by well water" when you know damn WELL they dont have WELLS.

but id rather have brown grass than a brown toilet. fuck

2/24/2008 10:13:52 PM

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"i dont want a nasty hippy toilet. seriously? brown piss water with a film on it? no thanks, dude."

'the fuck were you eating??!

2/25/2008 12:29:22 AM

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"PEE IN THE SINK"

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"oh to live in dorms again..."

haha

me and my gf used to do that in my dorm room (in owen, 3rd flr), especially so she wouldn't get kicked out after hours




but yeah, this is correct:

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"Flush it every other time you pee"

of course, I have to flush my cat's piss and shit as well....

2/25/2008 7:06:23 AM

Quote :

"don't be a nasty fucker and just flush the damned thing"

2/25/2008 7:28:15 AM

i favor more of a time limit, like "flush it at least every 2 days"

2/25/2008 8:55:51 AM

throw one of those clorox bowl cleaners in the tank so when you do flush the clorox will help keep the smell and whatever down

if you are conserving this way then make sure you clean your bowl more often...this will help with the smell too

2/25/2008 9:00:36 AM

If I am downstairs and its dark I just piss outside.

I did that before the drought though.

2/25/2008 9:02:05 AM

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"If I am downstairs and its dark I just piss outside."

for the win

me too

2/25/2008 9:07:11 AM

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"If I am downstairs and its dark I just piss outside."

2/25/2008 11:27:57 AM

I'm getting a urinal installed (why don't more people do this...seriously?) but until that happens, I flush every time

lest the one time I forget I have a girlie over and she thinks I'm all non hygenic and shit

2/25/2008 11:36:24 AM

on April Fool's Day in elementary school, we tried to get everyone to piss in this one toilet, and have no one flush it

it was pretty rank after a couple hours

but then this little fag flushed it

2/25/2008 11:40:37 AM

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"my pee is usually clear anyway so it ain't a big deal."

also, i tend to pee outside if it's dark and i don't think anyone can see me

2/25/2008 11:55:05 AM

^^ we once did that at my school too... public education ftw

2/25/2008 4:32:21 PM

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"piss outside"

2/25/2008 4:33:34 PM

flush after every go at it.


personally, i think its fucking gross if you dont flush after every visit. Whether it be a onzies or twoozies

2/25/2008 4:33:59 PM

I like to just stand in front of an automatic toilet and have it flush again and again.

2/25/2008 4:46:12 PM

haha when i was in elementary school somebody took a dookie in the urinal

2/25/2008 4:52:30 PM

Someone? Hell, that was a daily occurrence at Spruce Run Elementary in Clinton, NJ

Its not like we stopped after that either...it still happens fairly regularly

2/25/2008 4:56:19 PM

you over flushers need to think about the water.

2/25/2008 8:04:49 PM

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"but id rather have brown grass than a brown toilet. fuck"

sí

2/25/2008 8:17:09 PM

calling girls who stand to piss

does you flush?

2/25/2008 11:17:00 PM

wow i feel like i know you way too well now, mrfrog.

2/25/2008 11:18:07 PM

2/25/2008 11:26:30 PM

In soviet russia, toilet flushes you!

2/26/2008 12:16:56 AM

Isn't the best way to make your piss clearer by drinking more water? Wouldn't that kinda... be the same?

2/26/2008 12:26:04 AM

Pissing in the shower is generally a good idea.

2/26/2008 12:44:05 AM

not flushing is more sanitary than the shower!

2/26/2008 8:22:53 PM