They make excellent pets.

2/24/2008 9:18:01 PM

2/24/2008 9:18:24 PM

I love LAMP

2/24/2008 9:18:27 PM

I've heard they are as smart as dogs.

2/24/2008 9:19:05 PM

This dog seems pretty bright.

2/24/2008 9:20:16 PM

and lamps come in all shapes and sizes. And different levels of brightness.

sorta like dogs and cats and rabbits and birds...

2/24/2008 9:32:35 PM

I like the idea of dispensing the light. I fucking hate bare light bulbs. They drive me crazy.

2/24/2008 9:33:53 PM

2/24/2008 9:37:44 PM

To all you lamp owners, please to make your pet efficient. kthxbai.

2/24/2008 9:37:51 PM

I heard an urban legend that if you put peanut butter on yourself, your lamp may lick it off. It happened at a birthday party. True story.

2/25/2008 2:24:03 PM

I love lamp...

2/25/2008 2:24:37 PM

but if you get attached to this lamp, you are a man-child.
Don't get attached or else your daddy will dispose of it. The best thing to do is pretend you don't like your lamp.

2/25/2008 2:26:01 PM

Every night, before I go to bed, I put a .22 in the back of my lamp and go buy a new one in the morning.

2/25/2008 2:26:53 PM

Quote :

"I heard an urban legend that if you put peanut butter on yourself, your lamp may lick it off. It happened at a birthday party. True story."

2/25/2008 2:27:43 PM

oh. I meant dumb story.

2/25/2008 2:28:31 PM