Just bc you're hanging out with someone who used to date someone whom you've fucked, don't say "its like our cocks have touched".


It doesn't end well

2/22/2008 10:24:20 PM

hahaha

note taken

10/10

2/22/2008 10:26:04 PM

lol

2/22/2008 10:26:15 PM

2/22/2008 10:26:39 PM

hahaha

what if I were to say that I date someone that knows someone that you may have dated....and these two datees engaged in a boobie rubbing. Am I then justified in saying "that we're connected through 3 degrees of sexual separation" ?

2/22/2008 10:27:10 PM

we were talking about this last week

another coworker took it a step further and noted that when your mom kisses you on the cheek its like your dad poking you in the face with his pecker

2/22/2008 10:28:37 PM

thats just not right!

2/22/2008 10:29:26 PM

Im so not coming back to this thread again....

2/22/2008 10:30:05 PM

^^^ ahhhhhhh!

2/22/2008 10:34:47 PM

You mean 3 Filipino women...OH GOD!

2/22/2008 10:38:18 PM

Oh look even after that this girl is driving me home and I'm going to duck her in the ass.

I LOVE MY LIFE

(and a blackberryt)

2/23/2008 1:48:16 AM

weird

2/23/2008 1:59:44 AM

kinda like telling a guy that's married to your ex..."I've plowed your wife before"

2/23/2008 2:26:06 AM

ahaha that is a time for the awkward turtle, my son

2/23/2008 2:50:05 AM

ADD TO

MY

TOPICS

2/23/2008 3:03:55 AM

^^^ there's always just a little bit of awkwardness in that situation.

[Edited on February 23, 2008 at 3:39 AM. Reason : although i've never felt the need to make such a statement, haha]

2/23/2008 3:38:50 AM

i just realized that I got this very same message via text message friday night

2/26/2008 5:25:56 PM

Well damn, someone is post stalkin me like a motherfucker

2/26/2008 6:52:20 PM

you wish somebody cared that much

2/26/2008 6:53:27 PM

sounds like he was coming on to you

watch your cornhole

2/26/2008 6:55:06 PM

^i think pilgrimshoes is the one that said it

2/26/2008 6:57:19 PM

Couple weeks ago I met a couple of my friends out for a drink who I hadn't talked to in a while. First thing we usually get out of the way is our girl situation...are you seeing anybody, hooked up with anybody lately...etc.

One of the guys goes through his situation first. He starts off talking about one girl, then moves into the next with..."man, did you hear that I hooked up with Virginia??" (Virginia being a ridiculously hot, fake-tittied, mother of two in our law school class). Knowing that I hooked up with her about two months before and thinking that he really didn't care, I reply with..."So how did my dick taste??"

I thought it was hilarious, and another friend that was sitting with us was bent over laughing his ass off . Unfortunately I underestimated his possible feelings for her and he was not pleased.

At times, a comment like that can bring the house down...but you have to be careful.

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 7:00 PM. Reason : .]

2/26/2008 7:00:02 PM

/thread

2/26/2008 7:01:43 PM

^^ win

2/26/2008 7:55:57 PM